Fiona MacKay |
01/02/19 |
Blind eyes find yet another new 'aura'. Extending her hand, she offers her best smile. "W'lcome tae Sine Metu. Ah'm Fiona." |
Nora Connolly |
01/02/19 |
Seeking out one more new member, Nora happened upon her somewhere. "I'm Nora! Welcome to Sine Metu!" Being new herself there wasn't much she could offer besides a welcome. |
Esper Valari |
01/02/19 |
Welcome. I'm a prospect myself |
Mackenzie |
01/01/19 |
-cat calls- |
Jameson Orlav |
11/28/18 |
I use to have a thing for blondes. Obviously.
Now I mostly want to kill them.
... Did you get highlights? |
Jameson Orlav |
11/28/18 |
Plural? Male or female? Blonde? Brunette?
I'm picky. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/28/18 |
Aw, you don't have to buy me dinner. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/27/18 |
It's not off the table, but it's definitely an anger bang. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/21/18 |
If I have to come and find you I'm going to be super grumpy. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/12/18 |
Where the f-ck are you. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/14/18 |
-drags body through-
-smacks gum-
Apparently I'm not allowed to bleed dinner out in the common room anymore, so.
-continues to drag-
I'm using your place instead. |
Autumn Summers |
09/12/18 |
Elouise
Two of my favorite things.
How can I refuse? |
Autumn Summers |
09/12/18 |
Elouise
Fair enough. I love the holiday season so won't put up much of an argument. |
Autumn Summers |
09/12/18 |
Elouise
It isn't Halloween quite yet. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/22/18 |
Elouise
Yeah. I have. It omits this kind of odor that..
Lingers. You know.
Just can’t seem to get rid of it. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/19/18 |
-walks by slowly-
-flexes super low-key- |
Autumn Summers |
07/16/18 |
Cheeto Monster
Good Metallica song.
Guess that means you don't want more. |
Autumn Summers |
07/16/18 |
Cheeto Monster
You mean an Elouise problem?
Yes, definitely.
Next time tell me, woman! |
Autumn Summers |
07/16/18 |
Cheeto Monster
Cats don't eat Cheetos!
There were two bags of them. Big bags!
Omg. |
Autumn Summers |
07/16/18 |
Elouise
Did you eat ALL the Cheetos? |
Jameson Orlav |
07/11/18 |
Lou-Lou
I know it is. Which is also what makes it so dreadfully boring. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/11/18 |
Lou-Lou
I suspect you're lying, but that's fine. I'll beat it out of you later. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
I have all the time in the world to listen.
Aye, same place. We'll be waiting. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/11/18 |
Lou-Lou
The proof is in the product. Where IS that son of mine, anyway? |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Life has a nasty way of giving you the finger when you finally think everything is perfect. One day, all is well, the next, it isn't.
Aye, I do believe it's possible. I believe most things are possible, if improbable. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Aye, love is a funny thing. As long as you're happy. |
Jameson Orlav |
07/11/18 |
Smellie
I know. I'm up to three-hundred squats a day. My buns transcend steel. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
How the hell did that happen? |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
No marriage for me in the foreseeable future.
I love you but am not in love with you, and I can't see falling head over heels for anybody any time soon. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
If you mean Lucius, he hasn't been in the picture since February. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Who else would there be? |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Oh, she knows. It's all about her. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
I'll get one of the bedrooms ready for you.
Maddie will be happy to see you. We both will. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
That sounds like a fabulous idea. I could use a drink. Or three. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
No. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
I know better than to assume. The moment I do, you'll send a random man over here. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Assuming you're referring to yourself, your company is always welcome. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
London. My house is here, and there is nowhere else to be. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
You started it, woman. |
Autumn Summers |
07/11/18 |
Elouise
Are you still Lurch? |
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/18 |
🔪🔪🔪
|
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/18 |
Elouise

"Agreed. Remi isn't even hot. What a waste of ginger." |
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/18 |
Elouise

"So whiny. Disgustingly so. I wish I knew where she was. She'd make a great meal." |
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/18 |
Elouise
continues to read:

"Dear Diary,
Jameson and Elouise are bullies. I hate them. They make me sick. They're the scum between my toes."
adds for emphasis, mocks;
"They were so hospitable. How dare they take me under their wing and give me a home. Total garbage." |
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/18 |
Elouise

"Guess who's diary I just found in Moscow?" |
Jameson Orlav |
04/24/18 |
Elouise
It's the squats. |
Elis Griffyn |
04/19/18 |
EW
Whatever floats your boat. Come over - I've time to kill. |
Elis Griffyn |
04/19/18 |
From: Unknown Number
Come now, that's no way to behave. I'm forwarding you the details to an apartment in the city. Drop by and let's see what we can get up to. |
Elis Griffyn |
04/19/18 |
Unknown Number
Come out, come out, wherever you are. |
Jameson Orlav |
03/31/18 |
First Wife
[video attachment:]
 |
Jameson Orlav |
03/31/18 |
First Wife
Hold tight. The positions are coming.
Don't mind the mess. |
Jameson Orlav |
03/29/18 |
First Wife
No. I never joke about sex. |
Jameson Orlav |
03/28/18 |
first wife
did you get the package I mailed? |
Camille |
03/21/18 |
You were successful in stealing $0.00 from Elouise Warrock.
Cheap ***** |
Jameson Orlav |
03/08/18 |
Nevěstka
Jason who? New phone, who dis? |
Jameson Orlav |
03/05/18 |
Smellie Smorrock
😉😉😉 |
Autumn Summers |
03/05/18 |
Elouise
Oops? |
Autumn Summers |
03/05/18 |
Elouise
I have no doubt. |
Jameson Orlav |
03/03/18 |
Louisa
Depends on who I’m entertaining |
Autumn Summers |
03/02/18 |
Elouise
Boring is what I want. |
Autumn Summers |
03/02/18 |
Elouise
While I do adore you, I'm not one for rinse and repeat marriages.
Being unattached for a time will be a good thing. |
Autumn Summers |
03/02/18 |
Elouise
If only it happened more often... |
Autumn Summers |
03/02/18 |
Elouise
Isn't it, though? |
Autumn Summers |
02/21/18 |
Elouise
Interesting place to be.
See you in New York. |
Autumn Summers |
02/21/18 |
Elouise
Time and place? |
Autumn Summers |
02/21/18 |
Elouise
If not for the fact I just got out from a marriage, I might consider it.
How are you? |
Autumn Summers |
02/19/18 |
Elouise
Not a f*cking word for months and now that? Really?
REALLY? |
Elis Griffyn |
01/09/18 |
[Text: Number Unknown]
It's cute that you think I don't know where you are. |
Elis Griffyn |
01/09/18 |
[Text: Number Unknown]
Meet me in London. The abandoned British Museum platform. I see no point in wasting time. |
Elis Griffyn |
01/09/18 |
[Text: Number Unknown]
I'm not sure how you managed to get out but rest assured, your days are numbered. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/18 |
 |
Jameson Orlav |
01/08/18 |
Buzzkill
Only if I'm wrestling you and the endgame is death. |
Jameson Orlav |
11/29/17 |
Elouise
DTD? |
Autumn Summers |
11/09/17 |
Elouise
We are back in London. Finally. |
Autumn Summers |
10/26/17 |
Elouise
We're about to board a flight.
Lucius wanted to get away for a bit.
Let you know when we get back? |
Autumn Summers |
10/26/17 |
Elouise?
You changed your number?
Everything okay? |
Autumn Summers |
10/26/17 |
8675309
Who is this? |
Lucius Dalca |
09/29/17 |
Text: Elouise
Very true!
So far it has his attention but we will see... |
Lucius Dalca |
09/29/17 |
Text: Elouise
And he likes Ratatouille! Now on to Monsters Inc. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
All well and good anywhere outside my bed.
Inside is reserved for Lucius.
So you've discovered... :-D |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
That's what happens when you jump into people's beds. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
Ask Lucius.
If you do it nicely enough, he might tell you. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Hussy
I didn't say where. ;-)
|
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Hussy
Careful, I bite. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
Awesome. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
I like 'hussy' better. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
What are you then? |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
Lucky for me mine isn't. Buck up, hussy. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
Of course. Lucius is ridiculously good with children.
Don't want to give your liver a break, hmm? |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
Probably.
What did you expect? The man is an overgrown kid himself. |
Autumn Summers |
09/29/17 |
Elouise
You'll be fiiiiiine... |
Lucius Dalca |
09/26/17 |
Text: Elouise
I am still passing over the hang over... Holy ****, its been a while.. I am hungry too. |
Autumn Summers |
09/26/17 |
Elouise
Drinking. Lots of it. |
Autumn Summers |
09/25/17 |
Elouise
Good morning, sunshine.
How's your head? |
Elis Griffyn |
09/23/17 |
*yawns* |
Autumn Summers |
09/23/17 |
Elouise
That sounds like an amazing idea. Lucius will be happy to watch Logan... and us, if needed. |
Lucius Dalca |
09/23/17 |
Text: Elouise
Aren't you quick!
I'll think about it.... >_>
Of course I will! :P We will be waiting for you here.
|
Autumn Summers |
09/23/17 |
Elouise
Got you covered. We have plenty of that. |
Lucius Dalca |
09/23/17 |
Text: Elouise
LOL so messed up.
Awwwww alrightie. Do you need a ride though? |
Autumn Summers |
09/23/17 |
Elouise
Lucius is my heart but he's still a man...
Can't wait to see you! It's been too long. Do I need to pick you up, or do you have that covered? |
Autumn Summers |
09/23/17 |
Elouise
You're in London and didn't text me? Hussy.
I better get extra hugs. |
Lucius Dalca |
09/23/17 |
Text: Elouise
You got drunk with Logan???
Okay not that drunk then.. You need a ride?
|
Jameson Orlav |
09/20/17 |
Elouise
Hungry. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/20/17 |
Elouise
I'm having Tucker Reid for dinner to celebrate our divorce. I don't know what you're doing. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/17/17 |
 |
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
Excellent. I'll let Autumn know.
Pffffft |
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
I can understand that. Not a great deal of babies do from what I've heard. I got calming spells though *coughs*
Don't tell Autumn I said that.
|
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
Much better! :D You got transport in London? |
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
You know it :D
Why so long, brah???
|
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
Awwww so cute. I wonder if he will recognize me. We haven't seen each other since Moscow.
How soon is soon?
|
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouse
Yassssssssssssss!
Awww hows my adopted nephew doing? I wanna see him!
I am the cool uncle got dammit!
|
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Text: Elouise
There better be some ferrero rocher in that b*tch... >_>
Thank you though! I love candy but Autumn is more of a baker. Cookies are her sweet of choice.
|
Lucius Dalca |
09/16/17 |
Lucius watched Autumn bouncing off to get food and clothes with a devious grin before checking his phone on the side arm of the couch.
Text: Elouise
There is??? What kinda of candy, punk... >_>
|
Elis Griffyn |
09/12/17 |
Elo the unsexy
True. I can't help it though. Not many people call pull of ginger but I know I look damn fine. It's no wonder you can't stop thinking about me. I think about me all the time. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/12/17 |
Elo
Who said anything about sexy? |
Elis Griffyn |
09/12/17 |
Elo
My place. As much or as little as you like... |
Elis Griffyn |
09/12/17 |
Eli
Not at all. Would just be cool to hang out but my diary is filling up so wanted to get you into it for this week before it's too late. |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
-stares-
-stares at the stick-
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ IT.
-clearly freaking out-
HELP ME YOU SON OF A B-TCH. |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
-howls through the door-
This is ALL mine. The bathroom. The room. The kitchen.
-continues to list off rooms-
-fumbles around-
-audible mess making-
WHY THE HELL IS THIS BATHROOM SO SMALL!? |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
-snatches-
-still glaring-
Somehow I don't believe that.
I read the tabloids.
-total assh-le, gives zero sh-ts-
-trots off to total doom- |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
Don't. DON'T.
Go get me a mother f-cking stick and I'll p-ss on it.
Do not say anything to Atticus.
-glares at-
Don't test my patience, Orlav. I will have your God damn head if you cross me this time. |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
-chokes on air-
ELOUISE.
Don't make me do this.
You can't tell him. I can't tell him.
I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE AWAY. |
Camille |
09/12/17 |
Because I probably just ate a bad taco. I'm SURE it's nothing?!
-huffs-
-massive frustration-
Thisisallyourfault. |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
No! Shut up. Of course he didn't. But what if he DOES.
-most dramatic f-cking gasp ever-
Then you'll have to raise two babies because??? I'm not f-cking doing this???
-wobbles- |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-grabs her shoulders-
-shakes not so gently-
ELOUISE PRUDENCE. THERE CANNOT BE A BABY INSIDE OF ME. We literally just had this conversation and Atticus will tie cement blocks to my feet and throw me into the ocean.
-twitches-
If I ignore it, it'll just go away!
-sage nod- |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-rolls eyes-
-shoves handful of fruit snacks into her mouth-
-glowers-
No. I know what you're getting at, and no. That's the end of it!
|
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-scoffs-
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Elouise?
-wanders around, snooping through snack boxes-
Of course we have protection. He has weapons. Plenty of them.
-steals a package of fruitsnacks- |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-huffs-
IMISSHER.
-involuntary lip wobble-
I'm going to go facetime her right now! |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-narrows eyes-
I promise not to eat you so long as you don't start looking or smelling like fried chicken. Or scrambled eggs. Or rhubarb pie?
-looks around-
I miss Cait. Can we go to London!? |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-snaps-
-growls-
HELL no. I'm starving. Do you have any ice cream?
-produces another from her pocket-
-tosses chicken bone- |
Camille |
09/11/17 |
-wanders through-
-mowing down on a chicken wing like it's going to save her life-
|
Atticus Hammond |
09/11/17 |
Herpes
Don't you have a hobby? |
Elis Griffyn |
09/11/17 |
Elo
When you free next? I have a date tonight and another Thursday but I should be able to slip you one in one evening if you're bored and lonely. |
Autumn Summers |
09/11/17 |
Elouise
Good, glad to hear it.
We love you, too. |
Autumn Summers |
09/11/17 |
Elouise
Maybe. He sounds a bit... unhinged, so I wouldn't bet on it.
Keep yourself and Logan safe, aye? |
Autumn Summers |
09/11/17 |
Elouise
It stands to reason he knows. He knew you were pregnant. Babies generally come after that.
Are you both safe there? |
Autumn Summers |
09/11/17 |
Elouise
No harm done. I understand there isn't always time.
What happened? |
Saito Eiji |
09/09/17 |
|
Saito Eiji |
09/09/17 |
I'm gonna be straight, I've never even seen a child before. |
Saito Eiji |
09/09/17 |
|
Atticus Hammond |
09/09/17 |
Herpes
new phone who dis |
Elis Griffyn |
09/08/17 |
Elo
I'm bloody waiting, woman. I've done all I can possible be do aside from turn to mist and shimmer to the goddamn airport like some sort of vampire. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/08/17 |
Elo
I'm always cute. If you're wearing a onesie, I'm forcing you to sit alone in steerage. First Class is for the classy people. Be classy. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/08/17 |
Elo
Jesus Christ, woman, it's a good thing I have so many air miles. First Class or I'm going home. Come pick me up - I'll grab my travel Scrabble. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/08/17 |
Elo
Depends how you play your cards. You coming over or what? |
Camille |
09/08/17 |
Smelouise
Jameson is not going to get to Logan while he is with me. You know that. This might be the safest place for the both of you. |
Atticus Hammond |
09/08/17 |
Group-Chat:
Wifebae; Herpes
Atticus has left the Group-Chat. |
Camille |
09/08/17 |
Groupchat: Hubbae, Smelouise
Yes.. He's right here, I have him. What's going on, Elouise? |
Jameson Orlav |
09/07/17 |
Elouise
He is my son. There's no use in fighting me. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/07/17 |
Elo
It's whatever you want it to be. I'm not up to much so you can come over if you want and hang out. I'll ping you the address. No robe this time I'm afraid. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/06/17 |
Elouise
Back in Africa? I'm coming for Logan. |
Elis Griffyn |
09/06/17 |
Elo
Uh huh. Sure sure. Whatever you say. |
Caitlyn Darrow |
09/05/17 |
Elouise
Where is the baby?? |
Elis Griffyn |
09/05/17 |
Elo
And? |
Autumn Summers |
08/27/17 |
Elouise
I doubt he minded. He adores Logan. He loves babies and kids in general... so do I. Give the little one hugs and kisses for me. |
Autumn Summers |
08/27/17 |
Elouise
Of course! Strong genes.
Did you have a nice visit with Lucius? |
Elis Griffyn |
08/27/17 |
Text:
Sure. Because I have a car here! Ha. I'll be there. I'll find something. |
Elis Griffyn |
08/27/17 |
Test:
Can I wear the gown? :P I'll be there in 10. Tell me where (and how) you want me. You're buying. |
Elis Griffyn |
08/27/17 |
Text:
Where do you think I am? I'll send you my location. Ask for Mr Freely's room. Initials I.P. |
Elis Griffyn |
08/27/17 |
Text:
Ummm...this:
|
Autumn Summers |
08/27/17 |
Elouise
He's your precious. |
Autumn Summers |
08/27/17 |
Elouise
Absolutely precious... |
Summer |
08/27/17 |
Elouise
It's gonna be yabai.
Does Logan have an outfit? He needs to be stitched for his first night at the club. |
Summer |
08/26/17 |
Elouise
I've not seen many babies in clubs, but that doesn't mean we can't be trendsetters. Japanese are odd ducks and they love things that are kawaii. So like, that should mean Logan is allowed in without question. |
Summer |
08/26/17 |
Elouise
YES. It's been ages since I've been to Tokyo. Sounds absolutely perfect. |
Summer |
08/26/17 |
Elouise
Say when and where. I'll be there with my finest 'going out' attire. Spoiler: It ain't much. The good news is drinks will be free all night long. |
Autumn Summers |
08/26/17 |
Elouise
Miss you too. How is everything? |
Summer |
08/25/17 |
Elouise
B!tch who you tellin!
...oh, me. You're telling me, that's why you texted. Umm fvck yes? It's actually been a hot minute since I had such a good time I forgot what happened. |
Elis Griffyn |
08/22/17 |
Elis grins and picks up his boombox, leaving the tequila bottles where they sit.
"You can have whatever you want AND I'll still make sure you get the toy." |
Elis Griffyn |
08/22/17 |
"Ugh! You don't call, you don't text. How else am I meant to make you like me? I'm on the edge here, Elouise. I'm on the edge."
He drops his hands to his sides and sighs all the sighs a man could sigh in his current predicament.
"What else can I do?" |
Elis Griffyn |
08/22/17 |
Oh! He had a plan for this bit too. And as the onesie-clad wonder appeared in the window, Elis put down the boombox and grabbed two packets of Cheetos. With hands securely gripped around the bags, he applied pressure and pop, their contents sprung into the air like cheesy, delicious confetti. He raised his voice and declares...
"YOU! I HEAR YOU GAVE YOUR HEAR TO ANOTHER WITHOUT GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO SHOW YOU MINE. SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP AND LET YOU FRIEND ZONE ME. ELOUISE, WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME SPOON YOU IN A ONSIE WHILE WE WATCH NETFLIX TOGETHER AND EAT ALL THE FOOD?" |
Elis Griffyn |
08/22/17 |
With a boombox in his hands and tequila in bottles on the floor, Elis Griffyn stood before the doors to The Order and hit play.
"DON'T YOU WANT ME BAAAABY, DON'T YOU WANT ME OOOOOH-OH-OH-OH-..." |
Lucius Dalca |
08/18/17 |
Lucius was all but happy to take Logan into his arms and cuddle the tiny baby, "Such a handsome boy" He chuckled softly before answering Elouise, "Moana is a great movie! But why are you showing my newphew the Shining???" His eyes narrowed down at Elouise slightly before laughing again, "Thank you though for the room, Ill take it! We aren't moving from London though we just figured since we are going to be visiting Romania a lot then why not have a house there too, ya know? You can come and visit any time too. Its a bit warmer than Moscow." He paused then grin slightly.
"What snacks??" |
Atticus Hammond |
08/18/17 |
Read at 4:01 PM |
Atticus Hammond |
08/18/17 |
Text To: Diseased
Blue Waffle. |
Atticus Hammond |
08/18/17 |
Text To: Herpes R US
That was a really lovely song. I wish I could hear you sing it. Unfortunately, the hazmat suit I'd be forced to wear in your vicinity makes it rather hard to hear. And, the most important part, I don't actually want to be near you. How the fvck did you get my number? Are you stalking me? |
Lucius Dalca |
08/17/17 |
Lucius smiled when Elouise came out with Logan and hugged her back, "She is still in Romania with my folks. She wanted to do more house shopping but asked me to give you a hug and a kiss for Logan for her, which reminds me." He leaned over to give Logan a small kiss on the top of his head, "Hows is my adopted nephew doing??" He smiled wider at the baby then looked back up at Elouise, "I like Moscow. I heard of your invitation and decided to represent the coven. You got a room for me to stay in?" |
Lucius Dalca |
08/17/17 |
Text: Elouise
I am not just going to come out to Moscow and not visit! Comonnnnnnn
Yas!
He texts her as he waits for the buzzer to make the sound the door is unlocked.
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Lucius Dalca |
08/17/17 |
Text: Elouise
Yo!! Im outside your place. Let me in :P |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |
new phone who dis |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |
-doesn't give a rat's ass- |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"No. Get the fvck away from me, Sasquatch. Buh-bye." |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"I can promise I'm not flirty. Certainly not with you. I believe your leg-hair is longer than mine." |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"Would you like to find out whether or not it's real, little lady?" |
Atticus Hammond |
08/15/17 |

"... And just what the fvck are you?" |
Jameson Orlav |
08/13/17 |
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Jameson Orlav |
07/20/17 |
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Jameson Orlav |
06/19/17 |
Elouise
Please stop texting me that you're in labor, it's not funny! |
Jameson Orlav |
04/26/17 |
Elouise
Get home. Now. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/20/17 |
*scoops up*
*twizzler hanging out of his mouth*
*trots off towards suite*
We have to start practicing. Rambo will be here soon and he's going to need a brother!!!! |
Camille |
01/22/17 |

Excuse me, b-tch? |
Jameson Orlav |
01/10/17 |
Mistress
Its because he can shoot the legs off a flea from 200 yards away.
Mistress
I'll take him in a mother fvcking rumble, any day.
Mistress
Now come upstairs I need you to spot me.
[Video Rec'd]
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Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
WifeSimmons
You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/09/17 |
*pauses Netflix*
*grabs phone*
Le Babe
I'm not strong enough to live in a world without you in it. |
Jameson Orlav |
01/01/17 |
It takes only Elouise's entrance into the room for Jameson to forgo the rest of his work. She finds his lap, curling up easily as she always had. But before he fulfils his duty in the exchange of words, he pulls himself away if only slightly, fingers tucking behind the dip of her neck and thumbs pressing her chin to tip her head in the direction of his own.
And then he attacks. His lips to hers, taking his new year kiss late, but in its entirety.

"Babe.." He grins, words spoken against her lips, "I missed you." |
Jameson Orlav |
01/01/17 |
Happy new year, Potato Rambo Orlav.💙 |
Jameson Orlav |
12/30/16 |
Ellie
Tomorrow? Really? Promise? 😌 |
Autumn Summers |
12/28/16 |
"You need to be telling your husband that, love, not me, though I am glad you're willing to talk to me about it," she softens the rebuke with her gratitude. Elouise may not be all there, or entirely reliable, but she's still a friend.
Leaning over, Autumn gives the other woman's cheek a kiss. There is nothing beyond a platonic relationship implied in the gesture. It's meant for affection and comfort.
"Indeed you will. Go on home and fix things. I know he adores you, and you him. You've had time to think and cool down. Off with you." Knocking back the rest of her Johnnie, Autumn winks and flashes a cheeky grin. "I promise not to take it personally." |
Autumn Summers |
12/27/16 |
Autumn nods. She is not the type to nag. She makes a statement and leaves it up to whomever the words are directed at take them as they will. Elouise is no exception to this.
A faint, answering smile curls her lips. "It's amazing how easily another person can become your entire world, isn't it?"
The hand holding the smoke closes around the glass and brings it to her lips. Proper sips this time, savoring the scotch the way it should be.
"I'm glad you messaged me. If you do ever need a place to escape for a little while, you're always welcome at my house. It's big but just me and Maddie." The smile broadens.
Elouise is one of the few people outside her siblings Autumn considers to be a friend. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/21/16 |
[video message]

Babe. You always look good.
Regardless, I'm on my way. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/19/16 |
Elouise is laying flat against the floor. It was a good thing she decided to speak up or he would have stepped right on her. Still, Jameson can't help but think that she seems a little off. Her insistence that he sit procures a loosely furrowed brow over his gaze. Its as though she's about to tell him that she has the plague. Or wants to.. leave him.
He shutters as his heart flutters, but he sits. Not flat against the floor, but with his legs crossed beneath him. Then, without warning, she presents her ailment to him. Simply, with no argument or stall. It makes sense to him now. Her anguish. Her mourning.
Pregnant.
"El, you're.." Teeth grind blindly against his lip while he tries his hardest to digest, "Is this real? You really are?"
Jameson Orlav. Family man?
An energy begins to build inside of him, but it does not resemble anger, or bewilderment. He doesn't seem to be ill tempered or disappointed, but simply.. Happy. Happy as a grin spreads across his lips, lighting his eyes as the smile spreads over them. Jameson pounces, his limps wrapping around his wife, squeezing harder than he had realized as laughed into her hair.
"Fantastic! A baby. A baby? We're going to have a baby!" |
Jameson Orlav |
12/16/16 |
Again, he gets another alarming text from Elouise. While she promises no trickery, he can't help but wonder what was waiting for him on the other side of the cell phone. It was just their thing. Playful banter. Frivolous lies. It was all in good fun, usually. But Jameson doesn't jump right away. Instead, he sends a text back;
Elouise
Be there soon.
And finishes up what he is working on, knowing that it won't take him very long. Numbers could always wait, but he's got so much meticulous work backed up on his desk. He would soon need to hire an assistant..
Soon, he finds his way to their suite. The door is open, as it often is during the day when they were around.
"Ellie?" Jameson pushes through the doorway, eyes searching the room for the blonde as he sheds his jacket. "Where are you? What's wrong?" |
Jameson Orlav |
12/13/16 |
[video image]
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Jameson Orlav |
12/09/16 |
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Jameson Orlav |
12/09/16 |

I handle you juuuuust fine. |
Jameson Orlav |
12/05/16 |
Did he get to sleep? Of course not. Not when she was out. Not until she got home. Always. Jameson sits up in bed, glasses setting against his nose as he read through his copy of a newly published medical resource journal. Boring? Maybe. But necessary.
Then she busted through the door. Brownie crumbling from her mouth. Eyes bloodshot. Tequila breath invading the room.
She was mad.
"Elouise?" He shuts the book, setting it to the side and throwing the covers from his legs. "What the.." Oh. The how. So Noura couldn't even wait 24 hours to turn his life upside down. "Listen, you're already making this into a bigger deal than it needs to be. Really." |
Jameson Orlav |
11/13/16 |
To: The Nurse
From: The Doctor
[message]

I'm right here.. Where are you?!
|
Jameson Orlav |
11/07/16 |
You think so, do you?

You're not so bad yourself. |
Jameson Orlav |
10/11/16 |
[multimedia message download:]

Guess who.
|
Jameson Orlav |
10/01/16 |
To: Princess Bride
From: Dashing Prince
[message]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a new onesie and cuddles for you.
|
Jameson Orlav |
09/29/16 |
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Jameson Orlav |
09/29/16 |
Wait, just..
*grabs at*
*wrestles*
*attaches pin to the front of her blouse*
Mrs. Dr. Jameson K. Orlav
*grins*
In case you get lost. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/29/16 |
Kind of just.. rolls off the tongue.
Elouise Orlav. Elouise Orlav.
Soon my army will be complete. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/26/16 |
I like the sound of that much better.

*scoots close and wraps himself around her*
You're fast approaching the too late to get rid of me marker.
Beware. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/26/16 |
*raises his brow and glances at*
What are you saying, Ellie?
You hope to be Mrs. Orlav one day?
*pinches at her cheek and smirks* |
Jameson Orlav |
09/22/16 |
Elouise draws away from their simple embrace and the in sudden lack of connection between thrm, Jameson almost allows a sound of detest to emanate from within his throat. The man brings down soft white teeth against his lower lip for a split second, catching the sound before it falls from his mouth.
Stubborn.
She stares at him, waiting for him to break the silence, but he allows it to linger. Maybe longer than Elouise would have preferred, but Jameson doesn't get moments. Not moments of the savoring sort, at any rate. So he would allow them what felt like eons to digest the energy. After all, it had taken them many pranks and morph-child deaths to get here.
"Finally." Jameson's hand moves from the space in her hair and his fingertips are trailing lightly over the delicate skin of her jaw. This is before his hand cups at her cheek, and his thumb begins to rub absently at the corner of her mouth and over her chin. His expression is soft, and his eyes dance wildly. Aflame with amusement. Eagerness. Excitement.
"I didn't think you'd ever stop talking long enough for me to do that, princess."
Would he really be Jameson if he didn't get his kicks in where they fit? |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/16 |
Breathing wasn't on Jameson's mind. He may not have even noticed if he'd stopped. The man is completely oblivious. Had his own breathing become erratic now that he'd initiated an outward display of sorts? When she looked up at him, searching for certainty with those bright eyes of hers, did his own breath hitch?
He couldn't be sure. But what he was confident about was the fluidity of his movement, and the way his reactions to her always seemed to come naturally. Jameson's instinctive way of feeding off of Elouise's energy was filled with nothing if not positivity.
So when he begins to lean forward once more, and his fingers find the mess of blonde tucked behind her ear, he doesn't think twice about allowing them to tangle. One hand finds the curve of her back to pull her just a little closer, and Jameson's touch is more gentle than he seems capable as his hand cradles the nape of her neck. All of his hesitation melts when he finally presses his lips against her own, simple and unassuming. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/21/16 |
Curious eyes have dropped to where her hands have reached for the fabric of his jacket, flattening against the leather. A grin may have tugged at the onset of his mouth at the corner almost involuntarily as she spoke.. As it often did. Jameson is a stubborn man, and being such meant he was not normally the type to be read. It seemed much harder for him to hide with this damn quinoa around all the time.
He would not complain.
"Yes, fine." Jameson leans against her touch just a little, until her hands wander to the tops of his shoulders, "You do deserve it. Props are in order for your taco enthusiasm and your willingness to dress in matching onesies."
He's rolling his eyes, but he smiles. A toothy, almost goofy grin. He's amused, whole heartedly and without an excuse or a cover.
There's very little warning when Jameson leans in and the inches between them close quickly. He stops when the stubble of his face is brushing against the perfectly smooth skin of her own. In an apparent display of affection, the man nuzzles the very tip of his nose and lips against her cheek, and if she paid close attention, she would feel him smile.
"Its kněžna, you potato." Because even in the midst of a moment the man just can't help himself. |
Jameson Orlav |
09/19/16 |
Jesus, Elouise. I don't have f*cking rabies.
*furrows brow*
Has anyone ever told you that you're ridiculous!? I mean truly, inexplicably, undisputedly... *trails off*
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Jameson Orlav |
09/17/16 |
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Jameson Orlav |
09/17/16 |
Cleaning you up? Hmmmm.
Well, I mean, there are always exceptions to every rule...

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Jameson Orlav |
09/05/16 |
Look at all these pretty new pictures.
As if we needed any more of your mug around here.
*pfft's*
*smirks* |
Jameson Orlav |
08/30/16 |
I am the law, little lady. |
Jameson Orlav |
04/25/16 |
Blonde? Redhead?
I'm all about team Jameson. Look at this dashing head of brown hair. |