| Mystic-husky |
04/09/19 |
Welcome back! Its nice to see you free once again! |
| Sarah Sanderson |
01/13/19 |
Welcome back, Mr Otter! |
| Dessa Chambers |
07/30/18 |
A wild Otter appears! It's a Christmas miracle!
Oh...wait. |
| vamp_goku |
12/22/17 |
This is how you prepare a Turkey. Yes! |
| Kiernan Tigra |
10/07/15 |
Otter! I haven't seen you online in ages. I hope the years have been kind to you my friend. |
| MysticRose |
04/23/15 |
 |
| Lenny Shultz |
11/01/14 |
The Realm is a better place with you in it. Welcome back. |
| Crystal |
10/31/12 |
Give Crystal back her CANDY! |
| Crystal |
10/10/12 |
Attention! Attention! Be on the look out for a rogue witch! He has been spotted flying over London!
I repeat! A rogue witch is on the loose! Use caution when approaching him!
Travel safely Brothers and Sisters of the Realm! |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/03/12 |
"The obstacle is the path." |
| Sprew |
10/02/12 |
Sprewdom Rules, you are welcome! |
| Elphaba |
10/02/12 |
“Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her” |
| Crystal |
09/26/12 |
Realms bed check!
|
| cao cao |
09/08/12 |
zedd....... Dill witch pickle |
| Crystal |
09/06/12 |
You have just been Mooned by a professional! |
| Crystal |
09/01/12 |
|
| Ro TavVin |
04/14/12 |
It's yer birthday, huh?
Sooo...where should I have the truckload of Depends FedEx'd to? |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/16/12 |
*fist pumps* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
03/16/12 |
*tackleglomps*
*lurves* |
| cao cao |
02/14/12 |
Happy valentines anyway. :P |
| cao cao |
01/14/12 |
Have to invite the realm hooligan to the wedding even if you don't show up. :P |
| Selina Kyle |
01/01/12 |
~Walking up to Otter Scarlett curtsies flashing him her best flirty smiles~ Happy New Year Handsome.Its a New Year time to get rid of the old and in with the new.Just remember you will always be sexy" ~Leaning up she kisses Otters cheek cause after all he is a married man.~ |
| cao cao |
01/01/12 |
*Smirks as I see Otter standing around I couldn't help it. This elder had my engine revved up on high. walking up to you, i pull you close and presses my lips to yours and kisses deeply and passionately* happy new years otter. |
| cao cao |
12/31/11 |
 |
| Ro TavVin |
12/27/11 |
Pfft...Mor totally fergot about String Cheese and Silly String...both very important, but for different reasons.
String Cheese is the basis for any truly good snack, while Silly String factors into many successful parties, and quite a few pranks. Add them together, and you have the String Theory of Fun.
I still have no idea how Hyde gets his wigs conditioned properly, though. String Cheese rubbed into the roots, no doubt. |
| Mordent |
12/27/11 |
Mordent's Mildly Humorous Explanation of String Theory for Dummies
1) Everything is made up of strings and membranes. This includes cotton thread, twine, cable, rope, and those chains you keep threatening to tie me up with.
2) There are a few extra dimensions out there beyond the three we know of. Ask the Doctor for more details, but I reckon you need at least your hands and probably some of your toes to count them all.
3) Everything and everyone (except for Mr Hyde) has a partner - a symmetrical particle called a "superpartner" - with a stupid name. Whack an "s" on to the beginning of pretty much any particle and you find out what its "superparticle" is. Sfermions, sneutrinos, sleptons, squarks, sconfetti, etc. This doesn't apply to bosons, they just have -ino chucked on the end. Photons go to photinos; gravitons to gravitinos; Nix's Latin lessons to Latinos...
4) If it all works out, it will explain everything... well, not quite everything... okay, so quite a lot. Definitely nothing as complicated as how Stalker gets his wigs so "poofy", but it should tell us a lot of pretty cool stuff about black holes.
Thank you for your attention, that'll be $1000BM. Well, if you don't ask you don't get... it's Christmas! ... no? Alright, just hand over the cash already or whatever small, fluffy animal I can get my hands on first gets it. It might be some sort of river mammal, but I have to walk a long way for that, so I'll probably settle for a ferret or something. They look sort of like otters... |
| Bree Ravencroft |
12/24/11 |
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Realm
Not a creature was stirring, not even a platypire;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes the Santas Van Helsing and DemonKnight soon would be there;
The Witches, Vampires, Wolves, Angels and slayers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of city searches, dungeon breaks and general mischief danced in their heads;
"On behalf of Shadows & Light, our leader Fleta and myself, I wish you a bewitching holiday and a happy new year." |
| cao cao |
12/05/11 |
 vote for me charlie for cute familiar or i eat you all that no vote for me!!!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/25/11 |
I have discussed this pig invasion over with Styx and we've decided that we will be gluing faeries to the pigs' backs. To add weapons of mass destruction was a bit more difficult to thought process out but we decided that oink activated machine guns would be the best bet because pigs do not have fingers to pull triggers. [We figured they would be squealing like mad while flying through the air]. Plus, the more the guns fired, the louder it became, the more scared the pigs would become and hence a vicious cycle of squealing and shooting as they invaded. Not only would people be thoroughly irritated by the sound of the porkers' squeals, they would die. Perfect no? |
| Stalker |
09/23/11 |
*Stalker walks over, strikes a pose, then walks away...sexy has been brought back.* |
| Kiernan Tigra |
09/23/11 |
The Angel thinks for a moment, trying to come up with an explanation for thoughts. "The only real reason I believe thoughts can be physical is chemical. Your brain generates electricity to bring your thoughts to life. That little voice in your head? Well, your one voice in your head," he pauses and rubs his temples for a moment, "Is just how you think you sound while your thoughts are being generated and being brought to 'life' so to speak, yet the electricity is physical in a sense. You can't grasp electricity, but it's there, just as the wind blows the trees but cannot be grasped." His fingers traced his temple absentmindedly, "I suppose thoughts can be physical once they're put on paper, but then that's considered writing as soon as the thought is finished, in my opinion."
"Why do I bring sexy back? Why not!" His gleeming white eyes, void of all colour, seemed to beam as he recorded himself talking, "Gotta love bringing sexy back cause no body else does it quite the same way." He chuckled as he hit 'end' on the camera and sent the resulting video to the Elder for his viewing. |
| Zarek |
08/29/11 |
"With big breasts comes big responsibility, but mostly big breasts." |
| Mordent |
08/29/11 |
"I used to be an otter, but then I got better. My quotes are more awesome, too. See, both italic and bold. Boom." Mordent ® |
| Kiernan Tigra |
08/29/11 |
"I saw that there was an otterly quote contest. I spent the next hour reading quotes instead of coming up with one!" Otterly Quote ® |
| Julian Montgomery |
08/29/11 |
"Have you ever collected lint from your belly button? I did...this coat is soooo warm." |
| Crystal |
07/22/11 |
|
| Mackenzie |
07/20/11 |
Confabulate: To talk informally; Chat. |
| Crystal |
07/20/11 |
Autolatry-The worship of ones self. |
| Crystal |
07/20/11 |
batrachophagous-One who eats frogs. :) |
| Mallory Quarters |
07/20/11 |
Mustelidae - Mustelids vary greatly in size and behavior. The least weasel is not much larger than a mouse. At the other end of the scale, giant otter can measure up to 2.4 metres (7.9 ft) in total length and sea otters can exceed 45 kilograms (99 lb). The wolverine can crush bones as thick as the femur of a moose to get at the marrow, and has been seen attempting to drive bears away from its kill. The sea otter uses rocks to break open shellfish to eat. The marten is largely arboreal, while the badger digs extensive networks of tunnels, called setts. Some mustelids have been domesticated. The ferret and the tayra are kept as pets (although the tayra requires a Dangerous Wild Animals licence in the UK), or as working animals for hunting or vermin control. Others have been important in the fur trade. The mink is often raised for its fur.
As well as one of the most species-rich families in the order Carnivora, mustelidae is one of the oldest. Mustelid-like forms first appeared about 40 million years ago, roughly coinciding with the appearance of rodents. The direct ancestors of the modern mustelids first appeared about 15 million years ago.
|
| tiggy |
07/07/11 |
I want to make you an offer... If you give me my cookies back I'll feed you chocolate cake like I used to. ;) |
| Crystal |
07/01/11 |
Beware! I have seen this person peeping into windows around the Realm |
| bad_kitty |
04/14/11 |
Happy Birthday Otter! |
| mist |
04/14/11 |
!Happy Birthday Otter! |
| Bastet |
04/14/11 |
Happy Birthday you Big Otter Daddy you! |
| Bennie Norh |
04/13/11 |
Happy Birthday Otter! |
| Regginea MacFowlen |
02/15/11 |
Dear Otter380,
Valentines Day?
It's such a mess!
All that money,
But who would have guessed?
Roses are certain to wither.
Silver will defiantly tarnish.
Even the fancy meal will be gone
Right down to the very garnish.
To waste your time
On something so silly
To be lovey dovey
Act all willy nilly.
It confuses me so,
Down right to no end
Is it really that fun?
Please tell me my friend?
To be in love,
Is it all that great?
Is it so good that day,
You want to celebrate?
To some it must be,
But to me, no way
Love is so great,
It should be cherished everyday.
Sincerely,
Regginea MacFowlen
|
| Bastet |
10/31/10 |
*She walks up, opens her shirt to expose her two perfect boobs, each painted like a pumpkin.*
Happy Halloween Otter, want to paint my pumpkins? |
| Bunnicula |
08/01/10 |
It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr Otter. Your reputation for swimming quickly proceeds you. |
| Phoebe Kross |
07/29/10 |
|
| Phoebe Kross |
07/27/10 |
The Lady of the Thorns had several delivers to make. With each stop, she would present someone their own personal black back pack. Within this particular one had a couple of bottles of Wellers Special Reserve, a few pints of extra virgin blood, GPS for finding Zombies, a first aid kit, bond money, extra rounds of bullets, Phoebe’s business card and emergency stash of premium tea. She checked the bag before handing it over to Otter. “Greetings Otter and welcome to Fantasy Island... oops sorry. Anyway, welcome to the Realm. Wait, sorry about the speech but... If you have any questions or concerns, you may seek me out. Please do enjoy your stay.” Of course Phoebe was having one of them giddy moments.
|
| Crystal |
05/22/10 |
If you're friendly and you know it,
clap your hands.
If you're friendly and you know it,
clap your hands.
If you're friendly and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you're friendly and you know it,
clap your hands!
|
| Minou |
04/28/10 |
*whistles and starts throwing sardines towards you* "Heeeeere Otter, Otter, Otter!!" |
| Crystal |
04/03/10 |
Hello. Crystal has sent me to you. SO |
| Crystal |
12/30/09 |
|
| Livia Vlcek |
12/04/09 |
Livia, alone and left to her own devices, decided to stop by Otter's home to do a bit of peeping. The slayer was curious to see if the vampire celebrated Christmas, or not, and thought the only way to come to a conclusion was to do a bit of searching, with her eyes of course, she'd never break into anyone's home...maybe.
Scaling the tall walls that surrounded his property, running past the rabid otter vampire children while leaving blood packs in her wake like juice boxes for tots in a day care, Livia finally found a tree to climb...its possible for one to keep a Christmas tree upstairs...in their bedroom...maybe.
Cerulean orbs searching, the young woman gasped in surprise at what she saw, a shudder moving quickly through her body. The horror...it was too much. Whispering a quiet prayer to herself, the slayer tried to shimmy down the tree but found herself stuck fast like an ornament. The situation was dire. Who would she call to come for her before the Elder found her?
Maybe if I don't move, he won't see me...yea...that's it... |
| Crystal |
11/29/09 |
A gift to you Elder Otter380. To use on all us bad boys and girls. And we can be real bad. |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/24/09 |
|
| Livia Vlcek |
10/01/09 |
*blinks*
Ack! I...uh...*looks back and forth quickly and whispers* was talking about the pack of otters...Sir.
*palms Sir Otter d-bol and whistles nonchalantly as she continues on her way* |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/01/09 |
*stumbles back in shock* Holy hell...That's a fierce looking otter... |
| Phoebe Kross |
09/13/09 |
|
| Livia Vlcek |
06/25/09 |
Livia stands back from the one known as Otter and stares. She hasn't seen him since before she was kidnapped, almost a year has passed. |
| Bastet |
10/26/08 |
|
| Gaelle Rose |
10/08/08 |
She tugs slightly on her skulled skirt and smiles big and speaks "Hello sir, I hope your having a good day.....or night" |
| Minou |
08/18/08 |
*Narrows her eyes at him before snatching the bag closed* "Well if you are going to make fun of my accent then you will get none Mr Otter...." |
| Minou |
08/18/08 |
"Beg? NNnnnooooo, I'll just consider it that you owe me a favour and call it in sometime" *Winks, popping a green jellybean into her mouth and grins* |
| Minou |
08/18/08 |
*Rolls her eyes* "Oh please.... would they be anything other?" |
| Minou |
08/18/08 |
*Wanders up rooting around in a small crumpled paper bag then holds it out with a smile* "Jelly bean?" |
| Shayden Rayne |
02/26/08 |
Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you for all that you do. *Bows with a smile* |
| 1 BLOOD |
02/23/08 |
*Blood sighs* I know how that feels! I wish you and your loved ones the best and hope he get well soon! Thank you for all your work in the realm. |
| tiggy |
01/07/08 |
*Holds up a roll of Duct Tape and smiles*
Want a cookie little one? |
