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Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
Only for you.
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
So Iíll reschedule.
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
Iím going to do no such thing.
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
Hey. Listen.
My schedule is top secret and Iíll clear it myself.
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
What part of me has ever made you believe I was a gent?
But fine.
Iíll find the time.
Jasper Thompson 11/11/18 Mackenzie Darling
Or maybe you should take me.
Gideon Abernathy 11/11/18 I donít.
Gideon Abernathy 11/11/18 Itís just as well. The carnage would have messed with your delicate sensibilities.
Gyldi 11/10/18
Gideon Abernathy 11/10/18 You and my wife donít get along, remember?
Gideon Abernathy 11/09/18 Mmm, I bet you wouldíve loved my sonís birthday party.
Gideon Abernathy 11/09/18 That tabloid was months and months ago, please, join us in present day.
Adara Litvinova 11/08/18 *stares*
*tries to not take that out of context*
waggles brows*
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Of course.
Be there soon.
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
You, me, and a bottle.
We need to talk, and I need to drink.
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Your tastes sure have changed.
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Recognize. What are you hungry for?
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Want me to bring home dinner?
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Welp, I guess thereís no point in coming home then, if thereís nothing to come home to.
Jasper Thompson 11/07/18 Mackenzie Darling
Soonish. In the meantime, donít miss me too much.
Jasper Thompson 11/03/18 ďDonít call my integrity into question.Ē The glare sheís fixed with is withering, as if heís truly affronted by her gall. ďI take care of my own, okay?Ē

His interest piqued again, he considers her unworded request, a smirk stretching his lips wickedly. ďWeíll see. Maybe Santa will be good to you, this year.Ē
Jasper Thompson 11/03/18 Jasper plucks the cigarette from her mouth and puffs greedily, a curious gaze landing on her. ďOkay, Iíll bite. What about them?Ē
Jasper Thompson 11/02/18 Extracting his favorite, he tosses it over his shoulder, knowing sheíd catch it. ďI believe itís your turn, right?Ē He turns abruptly, facing her with a glint in his eye. ďYou know the rules, and donít hold back.Ē
Jasper Thompson 11/02/18 Smirking, he rises from the chair and crosses over to the door, leaning in close as he passes. ďYou should keep better care of your things, then.Ē In her bedroom, he pulls out the top drawer - again - and looks it over. ďYep, just how I left it.Ē
Jasper Thompson 11/02/18 An eyebrow c0cks as his sights land on her, and he shrugs his shoulders. ďMaybe. Why, whatís in there?Ē
Jasper Thompson 11/02/18 Love you, too.
Jasper Thompson 11/02/18 I do watch the goods, I watch them leave every time you dip your hands into my pants.

Mackenzie just stole $40.00 from you!
Virgil 11/01/18 I already told you, I'm hardly ever surprised.
I'll meet you at 1.
Jameson Orlav 11/01/18 Jasper? Like the f-cking ghost?
Smells like a goddamn goat.
You taken to frolicking in a barn?
Jameson Orlav 11/01/18 You canít banish me.
This isnít a Disney movie.
And what the f-ck is that smell.
Virgil 11/01/18 I'm not convinced you'd like mine.
What is this, consensual nonconsent?
Is that your thing?
I wouldn't mind trying it, myself, but I feel like you'd need to buy me a drink first.
You'd probably just roofie me, now that I think about it.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
You never threaten to cut me...
Jameson Orlav 11/01/18 Youíll have to catch me first, mummy.
Virgil 11/01/18 Oh.
Technically, I'm already stolen.
I also have a very finicky diet.
I'd be a pain in the ass to take care of.
Like a koi fish.
Or an alligator.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
I think you mean protťgť.
And thatís gross.
You really need to rein it in on these people.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
Who tf is Jameson? Jamison? The new girl?
Virgil 11/01/18 Sounds like a plan.
Fair warning, I may not be able to stay long.
What exactly am I welcome for?
Virgil 11/01/18 You just keep coming at me with these loaded questions.
How about we call it one AM? Ish?
You'll have to pick a spot.
I haven't been in this city for a while.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
Thatís because you date sh-tty men.
Virgil 11/01/18 I know.
I'm in a complicated living arrangement.
It makes going out a little difficult.
Maybe if it was really late.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
Is he gay?
Do you not know how men work?
If I woo him and heís not into guys, it tends to have the opposite effect.
Virgil 11/01/18 Not a whole lot surprises me.
Murder, least of all.
I can smell it all over you.
Virgil 11/01/18 You come quick with the loaded questions, don't you.
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
Virgil. F-ck. Who names someone that?
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Mackenzie Darling
Are you struggling?
Is it because you call everyone pet?
Virgil 11/01/18 Can't relate.
I've got plenty of other issues, though.
If that's what you're into.
I'm Virgil. Also not a mother.
Virgil 11/01/18 I'll see what I can do.
Mommy issues?
I don't know, I might.
Give me an example of a mommy issue.
Virgil 11/01/18 Oh, I'd like to be.
But I'm not.
Also, I don't have a mother.
Do you?
Virgil 11/01/18

For what, dinner?
Jasper Thompson 11/01/18 Jasper catches the head reflexively, his face lighting up with excitement. He returns the embrace before looking over the cranium lovingly. ďThis is perfect. I gave away my best head to the new girl today, and now I have a better replacement.Ē
Camille 11/01/18 i'd literally rather die
Raze Wraith 11/01/18 Walks up with a severed head with her name on it, ďI got this from one of the trick or treat locations...why do you carve your name into everything?Ē
Jamison King 10/31/18 Well, then..

Let's have ourselves a commitment.

Jamison King 10/31/18 Commitment? What's that?

Jamison King 10/31/18 As if I've arrived home..

Jamison King 10/31/18 Oh, yeah?
Sounds like we could be great friends.

Camille 10/31/18 this dumb b-tch
I like how you think about me when Iím not around.
Itís so romantic.
Jamison King 10/31/18 Matters..

..what do you consider fun?

Tiber Loche 10/27/18
Thatcher Wick II 10/26/18 If I say yes will you hop off my fvcking jock?
Thatcher Wick II 10/25/18 Yes. I believe consistency to be the lost virtue.
Thatcher Wick II 10/25/18 Wow. Brilliant observation. You must be the brains around here.
Darcy Astor 10/24/18 But I need good minions. If he's yours, I know he's good. I want this Jasper.

Darcy Astor 10/24/18 I am pretty, aren't I? Should have seen me months ago, it was awful. Also, listen, does this Jasper eat things normally? Is he corrupt? Stalkable? Will he make a good minion? I need minions. I should meet Jasper.
Darcy Astor 10/24/18

I can't sleep on Ikea. And look, I'm a b-tch, people will have to learn to deal with it. I mean, just because I like you, doesn't mean I have to like everyone. Or anyone. Ever.
Darcy Astor 10/24/18

But, okay. Whatever. As long as I don't have to speak to anyone or remotely be involved. Also, the Ikea needs to go.
Dempsey Kasdeya 10/21/18 *blushes* You are far to sauve for your own good.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Luna Loves Good
Wanna whomp my willow?
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Bellatrix LeBabe
Iím gonna look so hot.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Hottest Slytherin
Itís Halloween, Mack.
Of course we can.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Madame Prude
Showing some skin is not the breaking point of virtue.
Come on, live a little.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Rudest Prudest
You used to have fun.
What happened?
When did you become this?
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Old af Lady
Yes, you absolutely are wearing it.
Donít be anti-feminine.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Mackenzie Darling
Alright, spinster, weíre going out this Halloween.
The crazies are the best f-ckiní part, so donít argue.
Jasper Thompson 10/20/18 Mackenzie Darling
Slytherin, duh?
Donít say that like itís a bad thing.
Donít you go outside on Halloween? Iím thinking you must not because if you did, you wouldnít be asking that question.
Pandora 10/18/18 She smirked softly, ďWell, well, well, look whose face is on the most wanted page! Congrats!Ē
Zaynah Mubarak 10/18/18 Forever illegal. The Unnamed chuckles quietly and wondered if that too was a color of lipstick. Maybe the petite Irish woman knew something she didnt. "The pleasure is mine, of course. Maybe I will see you around sometime.. until then, safe paths."
LillyEmperium 10/18/18 Anytime darlin
Jasper Thompson 10/18/18 ďYou have the best ideas.Ē Jasper hugs her tightly, pressing overeager and overexaggerated kisses into her hair. ďWait, is Hocus Pocus on Netflix?Ē
Dempsey Kasdeya 10/18/18 Such a lovely face to wake up and see. Congrats on PotD
W_Kat 10/18/18 Congrats on PotD!
LillyEmperium 10/18/18 Well lookie lookie who's most popular today. Congrats
Jasper Thompson 10/18/18 ďYou been on my mind,Ē the man sings - poorly, mind you - then stops, eyes darting around frantically before he just mumbles the next set of unknown words. Shrugging, he scoops her into a whirl of a dance, ending it with a dip before twirling her into a straightened position again. ďCanít stop thinking about you today, did you spike breakfast?Ē
Zaynah Mubarak 10/18/18 Solid steps taken, Zaynah stops before Mackenzie, head canting as she gazes upon the woman. A single finger raises to point to the wanted poster that hangs on a nearby gas lamp. Maybe the woman will remember her from the past.. maybe she won't.

"That is a lovely shade of lipstick.." the Djinn croons past argentine lips. "Underage Red?"

Congrats on Profile of the Day!
HingleMcCringleberry 10/16/18 I'm all yours baby!
Jasper Thompson 10/16/18 Mackenzie Darling
I can handle myself, Darling.
Right now, I need you to focus on your own predicament.
We can reconvene later.
Jasper Thompson 10/16/18 Mackenzie Darling
Itís going well, Iíd say.
I think.
Jasper Thompson 10/16/18 Mackenzie Darling
Stay safe.
Donít make me come find you.
LillyEmperium 10/14/18 *It was no secret they'd know each other for a long time. Nor was it a secret, Lilly was loyal to Mackenzie. Over the years, she'd learned to read her fairly well. Her comment about one day thanking her lucky stars, did stir a light chuckle out of Lilly as she raised her glass as well. Giving a light nod, Lilly spoke* To a bright future... *taking a drink Lilly gave a light chuckle and continued* Though if you want him neutered... *she gave a grin, slid a pack smokes and lighter over to Mackenzie* we could always have a bonfire....
LillyEmperium 10/14/18 *producing to glass, Lilly sat down. No she didn't wait to be asked to sit, she just did it. She'd seen this person before, years ago. She knew that look upon Mackenzie's face. Slowly she poured the glasses full of the amber liquid. Sliding a glass over she spoke*
yes...yes they can. The right one can make your world, while the wrong one can send it spinning downward.

*lifting her glass she took a drinks she thought for a moment *
so dare I presume someone needs reminded who to treat women?
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
So youíre not going alone, then.

Mackenzie Darling
Iím already here.
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
What are you not telling me?
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Do you need me to go with you?
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
...mind telling me whatís in London that Iím to avoid, but youíre to march right into?
LillyEmperium 10/14/18 *Lilly approached Mackenzie, offering an aged bottle of whiskey. The blonde headed often pain in the ass, looked at her for a moment before she spoke * come.... Drink... Plot whatever look like you want to plot against someone....
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Got it. No trips to dreary f-cking London.
Jasper Thompson 10/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Donít really have a reason to, why, whatís up?
Victor Lockheed 10/13/18 Mick
Read 11:51pm
Victor Lockheed 10/13/18 Mick
I'm capable of plenty of things.
You're probably right.
I've got this thing for people who might stab me in the heart at any moment.
Victor Lockheed 10/13/18 Mick
Sympathetic, actually.
You should probably text him or something.
You know. Throw him a bone.
Victor Lockheed 10/13/18 Mick
My words, not yours.
Also, Gray sends his regards.
He won't stop talking about you.
I think he has a crush.
Victor Lockheed 10/13/18 Mick
At least it was a big drone.
Camille 10/12/18 when will she die
Disobedience isn't a good look on anyone.
Camille 10/12/18 FWD: [Elouise Warrock]

Never mind that she's not wrong.
I thought you were having her taken care of ((((:
Atticus Hammond 10/11/18 Mr. Miyagi
I'm a weak, weak man.
Or maybe you were a poor master.
Atticus Hammond 10/11/18 Mr. Miyagi
Because she's hot.
Jasper Thompson 10/11/18 Do I? Do I wound you?
Because Iíve been waiting for you.
Havenít touched a single mushroom.
You wound me.
Atticus Hammond 10/11/18 Mr. Miyagi
No, clearly not.
Atticus Hammond 10/09/18 Mr. Miyagi
What trouble have you and my wife gotten into?
Is she alright?
Camille 10/07/18 Well. Arenít you looking particularly pasty today. 😘
Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Wait a while, you haven't seen anything yet.

Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Years and years, love.
Couldn't risk squandering it on someone unworthy.
Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Oh, but daaahling, I am impressed.
It's simply impressive how you fit so much (s)ass into suuuch an itty, bitty package. Mindboggling, truly.
Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Isn't that sweet? A cheap date.
You gotta do better, if you're gonna woo me.
Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Careful. Don't make promises you can't keep.
I'm about as emotionally stable as an Ikea table, love.
Wouldn't want regrets when I call.
Darcy Astor 10/06/18 Aww, how cute.
You smell like drama and a headache.
I like it.
Jasper Thompson 10/04/18 Youíre lucky I love you. Iím feeling a strong urge to break my piggy bank so I can get all my money back.
Jasper Thompson 10/04/18 Iím not touchy. And no oneís coddling me. Except maybe you. And Gray.
Jasper Thompson 10/04/18 Iím not a charity case. I can get by on my own.
Jasper Thompson 10/04/18 Could you, like, stop stealing all my money?
How am I supposed to live, Mackenzie.
Adara Litvinova 10/03/18 -tries hard to not make a gag face-
-probably fails-

You'd do better offering steaks or just a cow. A cow for all the Irish in the Den...that seems fair.
Jasper Thompson 09/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Whaaaat? Iím already wearing my Holyhead Harpies sweatshirt.
En route to you.
Jasper Thompson 09/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
...without me??
Jasper Thompson 09/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Christ, why did you have it up that loud?
Getting old?
Jasper Thompson 09/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
I donít hear anything anymore.
What are you referring to?
Adara Litvinova 09/30/18 Hey neighbor! I have questions. -blinks- How does this neighbor thing work? Do I get to borrow a cup of sugar and you... drink all my good Irish whiskey?
Tiber Loche 09/29/18
Tiber Loche 09/29/18 Sure. I help myself to a lot of things.
Tiber Loche 09/29/18 *stares*
Can I help you?
Jasper Thompson 09/28/18 He waits, picking idly at a spot on his finger. The rustling that serves as elevator music is completely normal and healthy. Sheís just processing.

Iím on my way.

He checks the clock, mentally noting her arrival time. ďIíll meet you at the airport.Ē What else is there to say? Best to save it for when theyíre together. ďLove you, Mack.Ē
Jasper Thompson 09/28/18 ďĎFraid youíre stuck with me,Ē he laughs lowly, hating what he has to tell her but not willing for her to hear it from anyone else. ďI think you need to come to Moscow. If you want me to come back so I can travel with you, I will.Ē

Heís stalling, and itís blatantly obvious. Leaning against the counter for support, Jasper looks up the ceiling, squeezes his eyes shut, and wills the words. ďSpring is dead. I donít know what happened. She just... died. She knew it was coming, as she seems to have made out a will.Ē
Jasper Thompson 09/28/18 Retreating into the bathroom of Grayís slice of Death, he breathes a loose sigh. This is the part of his day heíd been dreading the most, and with good reason. Jasper hates being the bearer of bad news.

His thumb hovers over the call button before he punches the bridge of his nose, hits it, and presses the phone to his ear. It rings. And rings. F-ck, that ring.

When she inevitably picks up, heíll greet her normally as possible. ďHey, my beautiful darling,Ē he coos, a lack of conviction in his tone, ďIím sorry I didnít call sooner. Itís... listen, we need to talk...Ē
Jace Remington 09/28/18 I think I'm in love. Where have you been all my life?
Jace Remington 09/25/18 I aim to please. If you don't recognize the reference, I will be terribly disappointed.
Adara Litvinova 09/25/18 -blows kiss- KŲszŲnŲm!
Ronan Boru 09/25/18 *The Irish witch laughs a bit* "We will see what happens as I said . I want to see what goes on the nest few weeks or so out side of the covens and Sanctuaries . I sort of miss the old days here myself."
Jasper Thompson 09/24/18 ďYouíre absolutely right, Iím allowed,Ē he smirks, sitting back in his own chair, ďit goes both ways, remember. And youíve been robbing me dry.Ē
Ronan Boru 09/24/18 Orlav but I have known you lass for ever and then some . That and ya do have my wife in your ranks as well so that helps a lot. We will see what happens next few days or so.
Gideon Abernathy 09/23/18 Freedom is oneís own creation.
Mine just so happens to be right on the cusp of captivity.
Ronan Boru 09/23/18 *Laughs* Just noticed you opened a crew. Yeah I know been awhile since ya opened I am sure but been busy here and noticed because Lilly was in it . Congrats again on gold. Few crews I would join and it between you and one other at this point. I have had gold before never again not for along long time.
Gideon Abernathy 09/23/18 Did you miss me that much, that youíre making up images of my face?
Wanted posters, really?
Gideon Abernathy 09/23/18 I believe thatís a sign of insanity.
Jasper Thompson 09/21/18 Jasper scoops her up and presses fleeting kisses to her hair, not even minding the clear ulterior motive. ďAs my potential future wife, youíre entitled to everything I have, right?Ē The man smirks, ushering her inside and shutting the door behind them. ďLetís go, letís go, Iím starving.Ē
Jasper Thompson 09/21/18 Mackenzie Darling
Iím two blocks away.
Let me in, I forgot my key.
We can work on that.
Jasper Thompson 09/21/18 Mackenzie Darling
You make me want to be a better man.
Jasper Thompson 09/21/18 Mackenzie Darling
Donít I know that, itís just that the person I am lacks the patience and planning.
And you brought me dinner?
Darling, if I didnít know better, Iíd say you were in love with me.
Jasper Thompson 09/21/18 Mackenzie Darling
Darling, sweetest beauty, do forgive me, Iíve been distracted.
Iím on my way over now.
Jace Remington 09/20/18 Well-spoken sadist? Half right, I'll give you that, Cat. Hans Gruber, at your service.
Elisa Stratten 09/16/18
Jasper Thompson 09/16/18 Mackenzie Darling
You canít have your cake and eat it, too, darling.
Meaning if I have to get rid of mine, you have to get rid of yours.
Jewel Saxton 09/15/18 Perhaps? I mean, does she look the type to cry while rocking in place? Sure! But you know? It's one of her endearing qualities that just makes her special.
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Darling, I look like a hairless rodent. I truly believe you would not be flaunting this look yourself.
Thatís wonderful, and you know itís absolutely reciprocated, but ďthe enemyĒ is super hot, and when my hair grow back, itís. f-cking. on.
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Donít insult me. I canít be that vain.
Tell me what, now?
Khellen 09/14/18 One day it will be me protecting you, since I will be so much stronk. Then we will all rejoice over the lack of interventions!
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Perfect, then you wonít mind if I slip off into oblivion while this sh-t grows back.
Iím not free until this sh-t grows back.
Khellen 09/14/18 Take away the down feathers. Not just hers- everyone's. More restrictions. More regulations. More training. No one will compete with me.
LillyEmperium 09/14/18 Shall have to search that one out.... Poor thong
Jameson Orlav 09/14/18 Ugh, well. In my personal opinion, it's not entirely becoming. Though it's more unfamiliar than anything else.
-tiny snarl-
A new plaything, perhaps?
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Actually, that tells me all I need to know. He basically fills in the slot that any common, one night stand could do. Itís a shame, he should cuddle you more.
Yes, he is, but heís mine. I take what I can get. Not like anyone else will have me in this condition.
Itís your discomfort, not mine.
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
Honestly, then, what is that Redcoat for?
If you need to, you can borrow Gray.
Iím going to be feeling like a pin cushion anyway.
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
You dirty, lying, betraying sk-nk.
It doesnít matter, though, because it was mine, for me, and no one else.
I hope you got your fill of me, Iím not coming out of this cave until it grows back.
Jasper Thompson 09/14/18 Mackenzie Darling
...I look gross.
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Mackenzie Darling
And my hair. 😫
Jameson Orlav 09/14/18 -eyes skeptically-
There's an... Unfamiliar smell about you...
Jasper Thompson 09/13/18 Mackenzie Darling
Shucks. Are you trying to woo me? Because itís working.
Jasper Thompson 09/13/18 Mackenzie Darling
As if you even have to ask.
Youíre my number one everything.
Gideon Abernathy 09/13/18 New Best Friend, were you jealous? Is that why you had to put on pretty robes again?
You couldíve just asked to try on mine, you know.
Since we share everything now.
Malcolm Cade 09/12/18 "Something like that, yeah. Red is my color." He grinned, eyeing up the chimney trickster before him. "And you? Do you often go around duping oblivious men for kicks? Or did I just catch your eye."
Jace Remington 09/12/18 You don't look like a Katherine. I'll call you Cat. What's life without a few claws and a bit of pain?
Jace Remington 09/12/18 Adorable furry terrorists! Onto more important things, what is your name?
Malcolm Cade 09/12/18 The deception was revealed, and his brows raised up at her as he straightened, honestly surprised. Hardly a moment passed before a sudden uproar of contagious laughter threw his head back. He quieted shortly after, though the amusement remained in his tone.

"I'd like to say I'm not, but now I'm not so sure." Chuckling, he shook his head at himself. "I work in a hospital, so if someone tells me I've got something on my face, I believe it."
Malcolm Cade 09/12/18 God, white sauce stuck to his black stubble? He had lunch hours ago. There he was, thinking he had friends at work while a gob of ranch was stuck to his face. Awesome.

ďLeft?Ē Following her direction, he wiped a little to the side, but felt like he was missing it. He stuck his tongue out and tried to swipe at his leftovers, but wasnít entirely sure if heíd succeeded. Giving another good rub with his hand, he bent to present his face for her inspection. ďDid I get it?Ē
Katherine Murray 09/12/18 Wee Irish
Soon. I just happen to be in New York.
And I have a mighty thirst for gossip and booze.
Though, not that weak stuff you Irish drink.
Time and place, I will be there.
Jasper comes too.
Malcolm Cade 09/12/18 Oh, damn. He shouldíve known the buffalo chicken wings would come back to haunt him.

ďHere?Ē Mirroring her movement, he lifted a hand to the right corner of his mouth and swept at whatever was there. ďIs it sauce?Ē
Malcolm Cade 09/12/18 What, is there something on my face?
Jace Remington 09/12/18 Cats are great, aren't they?
Atticus Hammond 09/12/18 Mr. Miyagi
I'd have you know, madame, I'm the only one who loads the dishwasher and shops in outlets outside of Kmart. THANK YOU.
Atticus Hammond 09/12/18 Mr. Miyagi
I feel like you're discriminating against me based upon my gender.
Men have rights too.
Jace Remington 09/12/18
Atticus Hammond 09/12/18 Mr. Miyagi
Is being dead on the inside 100% of the time, and being undead like 25% of the time earn me enough credit to come with you to the dark side?
Jace Remington 09/12/18
Livia Vlcek 09/11/18 Mack
Hm...weird. Mine never tasted weird. Bleach huh? I'll have to try that.'s moving...
Elisa Stratten 09/10/18 Head B-tch
I'll make sure to leave a bread crumb trail leading to your room.
Katherine Murray 09/10/18 Wee Irish
Truth is, neither do I. Celebratory drinks on me later.
Did not expect it to be over an old home.
Did you marry that redcoat yet?
Elisa Stratten 09/10/18 Head B-tch
Chirpy. And very VERY loud.
Elisa Stratten 09/10/18 Head B-tch
How mad would you be if a dozen giant crickets had accidentally been released in your roomÖ?
Theoretically speaking, of course.
Katherine Murray 09/10/18 Wee Irish
Doth my eyes deceive, hath hell frozen over?
Also, b-tch, you never call me anymore. Or write. Or see me.
It's because I'm blonde isn't it?
Livia Vlcek 09/10/18 Mack
I am not Russian. Just a twitchy Czech. But yeaaa, this just got weird. So, um, I'm just going to go back to staring at this odd spot on my ceiling and wish you the best. I think it might be black mold...
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
With my track record, there is a very likely chance that Iíll be single and you wonít be. So please, if that happens, donít eat my cats.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
Fine. But next time, just let me b-tch and become a spinster.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
When do you become my voice of reason?
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
You know how I did it, like a petty b-tch.
Itís fine. Iíll handle it.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
I told him we were going home.
And I didnít follow after when he walked away.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
I donít want him to beg on his knees. Some f-cking acknowledgment would be nice though.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
No, he just seems to think that Iíve done something to offend him and thinks heís above having to right his wrongs.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
No, I donít want to give him the satisfaction.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
Turns out I hate men, too.
Iím going to be an old spinster.
Maybe cats will love me.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
You always were rebellious.
Jasper Thompson 09/10/18 Mackenzie Darling
Stop sucking my fun, you fun sucker!
Livia Vlcek 09/09/18 Mack
The repairs and remodel are the best part. And no, just a bunch of twitchy Russians that don't die so easily. Sorry.
Livia Vlcek 09/09/18 Mack the Knife...and destroyer of fun times
Noooooo...You were supposed to guess what I was looking at! :( But yes, also that. I imagine so. How does it feel?
LillyEmperium 09/09/18 First.. . You're excused.. . I know sht got crazy for you . Secondly .. *sets out two tumblers. Oddly similar to the ones she had in a prior office. Pouring the Jack, Lilly smiled * cheers
Livia Vlcek 09/09/18 Mackenzie
I spy, with my little eye, something that is gold...
LillyEmperium 09/09/18 *laughing Lilly looked to Mackenzie* Mack . . Dear Mack...i had my daughter a year ago.... You got busy and sidetracked *sets the bottle in front of her* don't be so tense smile an relax.
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
Hmm, probably true. I fear you and hate people with you.
LillyEmperium 09/09/18 know what they say, cant keep a good Emperium down. . . Or was that can't keep a good dog down. anyways...doing good, doing good .. Still waiting to split that bottle of Jack with you whenever you're ready
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
I really donít know why everyone likes you more than me.
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
He did.
I donít think he likes me much. :(
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
Ah, good ole Lobster Back.
Tell him I miss him.
LillyEmperium 09/09/18 Looks like congrats are in order.... Hmmmm
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
You just havenít seen my pretty Jew from the right angle.
Heís really quite stunning.
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
I do love a good piece of eye candy.
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
...that sounds utterly beautiful.
Temptation, thy name is...?
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
Youíre always my knight.
[Location attached]
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mackenzie Darling
I donít know, Iím somewhere in a swamp.
Gray lied to me about something important.
Iím currently setting trees on fire.
Iím an emotional b!tch and need my darling.
Jasper Thompson 09/09/18 Mack
Victor Lockheed 09/06/18 Mick
I'm sure I can arrange something.
One condition.
Remember that new lace you bought?
Wear the red ones.
Victor Lockheed 09/06/18 Mick
What would you like?
The sky is the limit.
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
Spring might be mad.
Can I watch?
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
He wanted me so bad.
I hope Jasper isn't disappointed that he's a consolation prize.
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
Gray Taylor?
That man hasn't been straight a day in his damn life.
Am I the only one who realizes this?
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
My lips are sealed.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 Brilliant, as ever.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 Bah, f-ck me. Iím sorry, Mack. Iíve been too self-involved.
You can have both my ears. Whatís up?
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
Well. Not anymore, clearly.
I'll bite. Who?
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 Iíve talked your ear off, Mack.
Letís just go kill things.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 Listen. Iíve been under a lot of stress lately.
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
I mean, you had me thinking it was something interesting.
You said he was gay. I think I'd be more intrigued if you said he had a girlfriend.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 Beautiful. Youíre a beautiful mastermind.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 know the chase is my favorite part.
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 This is unforgivable.
How will you make this up to me?
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 You insatiable b-tch, you didnít even tell me?
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 think? Or you know? I donít think thereís much room for error in that call.
Victor Lockheed 09/05/18 Mick
Does this have anything to do with windows?
Jasper Thompson 09/05/18 And f-ckiní proud of it, who you telling?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Ditto, you beautiful f-cking b-tch.
Somewhere ruralish, where thereís no one to pry and where I can take my sweet goddamn time.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Youíve always been my knight in shining armor.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Iíll try not to find offense in that.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
I never thought you were.
And, for the sake of clarity, Iím a wonderful husband to the right woman.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
You and me against the world.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Agreed. After this, Iím done.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
You take mine, I take yours.
Itís in the rules.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
I have one. So now we can just not worry and have fun.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Is that a gay joke?
Listen, heís learning.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
I know, isnít he pretty?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Whatever you need.
...but youíll never forget.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Lie? To you? I canít.
Live with this truth.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
And Iím telling you, heís absolutely not.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Oh, Iím sorry, you just wanted me to tell you in explicit detail?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Love you infinitely more.
And absolutely not, but Iíll leave it to your imagination.
Dempsey Kasdeya 08/30/18 Mack
Well um if we're ever in the same place... juice?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Please, for me.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Show me that rule book, I donít remember threatening your Redcoat.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
You know, itís actually never come up in conversation.
Remember that thing about playing nice though?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Mack... what is that? What are you doing?
Youíre upset?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
Gray Taylor is f-cking someone.
Itís me.
Heís here to. Play nice.
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
You want to hear some tea before you get here?
Jasper Thompson 08/30/18 Mackenzie Darling
They hate everyone equally.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
When shall I expect you? Iíll have to put on pants.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
You have my heart, after all.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
Are you offering yourself to me?
Iíll make you breakfast in the morning, Iím not that terrible.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
Ah, yes.
ďThis is my friend, he likes d-ck and flirting with felonies, heís a great catch.Ē
Maybe we should wait until after this blows over, yeah?
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
It was a bar fight.
Dude pulled a gun on me.
I lost my temper.
He didnít make it out of surgery.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
Seriously? F-ck New Orleans.
Iím never coming back.
One random dude dies, and itís the end of the f-cking world.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
Well, Iím stuck here until the trial is over.
And Iím losing my f-cking mind. Come keep me out of trouble for a couple days?
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
I donít know if there will be?
Thereís a chance it might get thrown out.
But cops donít like me.
You know, because of the person that I am.
Jasper Thompson 08/29/18 Mackenzie Darling
Iím in New Orleans.
I may have landed some legal trouble.
Donít freak out.
Jasper Thompson 08/28/18 Mackenzie Darling
Miss you. 🖤
Dempsey Kasdeya 08/27/18
Oh, I suppose I'm well. My hands are restless.I've been stagnant for too long. You?
Dempsey Kasdeya 08/27/18 Mack

....good...why did you hear something? Is someone watching me? Dammit.
Victor Lockheed 08/27/18 Mick
You're so hot when you're mean.
Victor Lockheed 08/27/18 Mick
A change of scenery would be nice.
As long as you can fend Gray off.
Guy won't leave me be.
I told him that I wasn't on the market.
Jasper Thompson 08/25/18 Mackenzie Darling
That sounds wildly unappetizing, what does he taste like? Is it good? Spicy, perhaps?
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Inwardly, Jasper groans; leave it to f-cking Mackenzie. ďJust what I need, to be the new guy who assesses everyoneís intimate lives. Iím off to a wonderful start.Ē

There would undoubtedly be backlash for this faux pas.

Focusing in on something else, he gestures to the movie with his cigarette hand. ďThis isnít even when Heath Ledger was hot. I hate his Fabio look, itís an insult.Ē
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 He snorts, sticking his tongue out in a disgusted manner. ďI would not, that f-cking lead dude is so unbearable. I never knew an actor could be so ugly and so terrible, all in one. Like, whatís his selling point?Ē

Jasper laughs at her assessment, taking two large swigs in succession before responding. ďHe doesnít seem that bad, really. He just needs a good lay or two, get things loosened back up.Ē Pondering deliberately, he considers his friend before a smile breaks the tension. ďYou think Spring would be willing to bite the bullet for us?Ē
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Thereís a slight stiffening in his posture, though he moves to stretch and yawn. Taking the offered bottle, he passes off the topic with a shrug. ďI think that Gray guy took care of it. I complained enough that Iím sure he wa tired of listening to me. Donít think he likes me much.Ē He nudges her with the bottle to pass it back, laughter in his eyes. ďWonder if thatís anything to do with you.Ē

He groans theatrically at her choice, procuring a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and landing one in his lips before offering it up to her. ďYou do realize Iím not a chick, right? Why donít we ever watch action movies? Oh, or old movies, with Fred astaire and sh-t.Ē
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 He gets the notification just as he reaches the top of the elevator. Rolling his storm colored eyes, they fall on Mack, who is indeed waiting at the door. He wiggles the phone at her, furrowing his brow in mock annoyance. ďDonít get your panties in a twist, Iím here. I brought rum, for after the vodka. I plan on getting sh-tfaced so you better be down.Ē

He presses a playful peck to her cheek as he passes, collapsing onto the couch comfortably. ďThanks for the heads up about the zombies, by the way. You know I hate them.Ē The glare he casts her is withering.
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
Donít judge me.
I like to be free.
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
Sh-t, I have to wear clothes?
...make it twenty.
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
You havenít met him? What use are you?
Be there in ten. Make sure the doors open or Iíll probably bust it down.
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
I can give you cuddles, but you have gossip for me.
Whatís this about Katís Spaghetti Man?
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
Yes, well, Iím still trying to ensure your Redcoat likes me, remember?
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
Does something have to be wrong for me to want to see you?
Jasper Thompson 08/22/18 Mack
I need a drink and good company.
So where are you?
Katherine Murray 08/19/18 Wee Irish
Even if the Redcoat is going...
I can be there as quick as a shadow.
If things go badly.Try to not burn anything down without me.
Derek is great.
And different as well.
Did we some how get lucky this time?
Because I plan to keep mine too.
Katherine Murray 08/19/18 Wee Irish
Like I could ever be mad at you.
In Cali for a bit with my Derek.
You, Jasp, and I need to catch up.
Drinks. Soon.
Time and place, I will be there.
PS. Redcoats still stink.
Katherine Murray 08/19/18 Wee Irish
I am terribly upset with you.
No calls, no letters, nothing.
Did not even tell me Jasper was back.
I miss you.
Jasper Thompson 08/19/18 Mack
Fine. Sheís safe, then.

All you gotta do is say the word, though.
Jasper Thompson 08/19/18 Mack
...wait...thereís a chance he doesnít like me?
Jasper Thompson 08/19/18 Mack
I mean, I could just do it...
But fine, weíll try your way first.
Jasper Thompson 08/19/18 Mack
Bring him. He can be part of BFís vacation.
Or we can kill her?
Jasper Thompson 08/19/18 Mack
Come with me. BFís vacation. Your Redcoat will understand.
Besides, I need you to be my wingwoman.
Victor Lockheed 08/18/18 Mick
The window wasn't the issue.

Devil woman. I hope it's red.
Atticus Hammond 08/18/18 Mr. Miyagi
Atticus Hammond 08/18/18 Mr. Miyagi
It's my special day.
I want a kite.
Jasper Thompson 08/18/18 An eyebrow and a smile are c0cked, and he tilts his head, watching her with deep curiosity. ďHeels?Ē A click of his tongue initiates a shake of his head. ďYou really do it up in class, these days.Ē

Stooping, he pulls on his worn boots, not even bothering to change his clothes. Jasper isnít inherently dirty; he just rocks the hobo chic look.

Satisfied, he opens the door and bows her out, that smirk ever present.
Jasper Thompson 08/18/18 Memory hadnít served him through two separate deaths, so when she recounts what really went down, he shakes his head in disbelief. After all theyíd been through, everything that happened, and the camaraderie that came with being a family...


Jasper collapses back on the couch, fuming. ďMore and more, Iím starting to see that.Ē Itís an absent-minded thought, as he leans his head back and letís out a huff of annoyance.

Then, suddenly, a wicked grin splits his features.

ďIt means nothing. All we can do is wish her the best and move on. For now, letís go hunt. Iím in the mood to kill something, for some reason.Ē
Jasper Thompson 08/18/18 Startled awake by the sudden summoning, he practically leaps out of his skin when she vaults over the coffee table. Fully coherent now, he stares down at her phone screen, a flurry of emotion clouding his gray gaze as he takes it all in. A new coven, an old face. But...

Not. A. Single. Mention.

ďLoyalty remains dead in the Realm.Ē The words are dark as he hands back the device, meeting her fiery eyes with an irritation of his own. ďTell me what else.Ē
Jasper Thompson 08/17/18 -eyes widen-
-is a whole new kind of excited-
-sits back and waits-
-highly anticipatory-
Jasper Thompson 08/17/18 Riiiight.
-folds arms over chest-
-looks around ritzy place-
Yet something tells me, grand entrance needed or not, heís not going to be thrilled...
-mirrors wicked grin-
-is not thrilled by that aspect-
Jasper Thompson 08/16/18 Oh, good! Itís about time we meet.
-arches brow-
-stern look-
You told him it was an accident?
Donít you know itís bad voodoo to start off a relationship with a lie?
Jasper Thompson 08/16/18 -clicks tongue-
-shakes head-
Itís like you donít even know me.
As if that could possibly deflate my ego.
Victor Lockheed 08/16/18 Mick
I'm in the elevator.
Jasper Thompson 08/15/18 -pauses-
-frowns and c0cks head-
...should we be?
Jasper Thompson 08/15/18 -shakes ass at her-
Told. You.
And donít tell me I donít know how to clean myself.
You could eat a three course meal off these pristine cheeks.
Jasper Thompson 08/15/18 -sharply inhales-
-practically throws her and her phone off him-
-twists and turns, attempting to check own ass-
If it is, itís because your bloody Redcoat has poor taste in bath tissue.
Hasnít he ever heard of f-ckiní Charmin?
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 -rolls eyes-
I was being facetious.
-grins for the picture-
Iím hairless as a newborn babe.
-takes phone, starts poking around on this Snapchat-
How the f-ck should I know how it works, I was just born, remember?
-proceeds to snap pic of his ass and send to all her contacts-
Victor Lockheed 08/14/18 Mick
You just like making me sweat.
No, but. I wouldn't be mad.
Bad enough to text you back instead of playing with my food.
Victor Lockheed 08/14/18 Mick
Does this mean I have to resort to fisticuffs to retain your affection?
Oh, wait. Jasper, or Jasper?
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 -scoffs, smirks-
I canít imagine itís trust...
-is joking-
So I have to assume neglect.
Send him a picture of my hairy ass. Thatíll get his attention.
-is totally serious-
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 -scrunches face as cheek is pinched-
Speaking of, when do I get to meet the object of your affection?
-is affronted-
Are you ashamed of me?
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 -blinks innocently-
Why, darling, just your love and support, of course. -wicked grin-
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 Good thing cash isnít what I was looking for, darling Mackenzie.
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 Itís part of my allure.
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 You didnít have to, my darling Mackenzie.
Jasper Thompson 08/14/18 All due respect, youíre a bit pale. Red ****tail, all the way.
Gideon Abernathy 08/06/18 This friendship is proving extremely fruitful.
You were successful in stealing $24,700.00 from Mackenzie
Gideon Abernathy 08/02/18 See? Give and take.
Thatís what fuels a friendship.
Gideon Abernathy 08/02/18 Condescending Wonka...
I like it.
Gideon Abernathy 08/02/18 Right, sorry. Itís the mentality, I canít past it.
And that just further proves my point.
Gideon Abernathy 08/02/18 What then, sweet child, fuels friendship, if not the exchange of money and information?
Not drinking the kool-aid?
Gideon Abernathy 08/02/18 Aw, you shouldnít have.
Our friendship is really starting to blossom.

You were successful in stealing a sh-tton from Mackenzie!
Gideon Abernathy 08/01/18 That makes two of us.
Maybe one day, Iíll see how mean that punch is.
Gideon Abernathy 08/01/18 Not hard to convince you to drink the kool-aid, huh?
Gideon Abernathy 08/01/18 Tsk, tsk.
Thatís like the pot calling the kettle black, no?
Saito Eiji 08/01/18 Some tart named Quint or something.
Saito Eiji 07/31/18 You're like, the second whitest b!tch I know.
Jameson Orlav 07/14/18 Matman
No it doesnít. Donít patronize me. Iím in Russia. Any requests while Iím around? A red headed virgin? Triplet babies?
Victor Lockheed 06/16/18 She spoke. He watched. He sniffed the air.

ďDo youÖ do you smell that? Smells like bullsh-t. Am I right?Ē He wafted the ďscentĒ toward himself theatrically. ďI think Iím right.Ē

Smirking breezily as he dropped the act, he stepped toward her and ducked, catching her lips with his in a brief kiss. ďIf youíre not ready to be married, thatís fine. Iím not going anywhere. When you are, I think we should honeymoon in Norway. I have reasons.Ē
Victor Lockheed 06/16/18 Mackenzie stepped away from him, and his arms lifted to cross over his chest. He watched her, a single skeptical brow raising as she fussed with her phone for a moment. As soon as she turned, he felt his own cellular vibrate in his pocket, and he narrowed his eyes at her before retrieving it.

Dark eyes moved swiftly over the ďgroupĒ text before lifting to examine her expression. A slow smile overtook Victorís face only a moment before a quick bout of full blown laughter filled the room. ďYouíre so full of sh-t. Even the thought of me going down on a knee almost sent you into hysterics, and you think Iím gonna believe a change of heart this quickly?Ē

No way. She was angling for something else, he was sure of it. He eyed her up with a shrewd gaze. ďI think you donít believe I really meant it when I asked you. Youíre thinking I only asked as a bluff to satisfy you.Ē He chuckled darkly. ďDenial is fine, but I wouldnít have asked if I didnít mean it. You canít scare me off.Ē
Victor Lockheed 06/16/18 The petite powerhouse melted into his touch, and it brought a satisfied tilt to his lips. It was intensely exciting to him that something could be so tiny and so dangerous. The woman could easily rip his head off without breaking a sweat. Maybe thatís why he enjoyed pressing her buttons so much. He just enjoyed courting death.

Likewise, she knew how to press his buttons, and sheíd spent plenty of time figuring out just where they were. ďCatholic? Sure. I might burst into flames when I set foot inside the church, but I think I can take the heat.Ē

He was almost certain that she was simply taking the piss, but he would have his fun regardless. Tilting his head, he brought his lips closer to her ear. ďMackenzie Lockheed. It has a little something to it, wouldnít you say?Ē
Victor Lockheed 06/16/18 Victor relinquished the zippo without a fight, nor did he protest when she lifted one of his cigarettes. They already operated on a Ďwhatís mine is yoursí policy, for f-ckís sake. Not to mention they argued like theyíd been married for a few decades already.

ďHave you seen how much I drink? Iím essentially a high functioning alcoholic.Ē She was playing coy just to tease him. He liked it. Moving in behind her smaller form, he drew her in against him with his hands upon her waist. Laying a precisely placed bite upon her neck Ė enough to leave a tiny mark Ė he murmured enticingly, ďThink about it. I could be your emergency contact.Ē

She would easily be able to feel the teasing grin against her neck.
Victor Lockheed 06/16/18 ďWell,Ē He began, twirling his zippo around between his fingers, ďFor one, you get half of my emotional baggage. For keeps.Ē He smirked at her, white smile stark against his olive skin. ďI think thereís also something about legal and monetary ramifications if this Lockheed isnít behaving himself, which some might find interesting.Ē

He didnít really think she was considering it, but he was pretty sure the idea was titillating to her in some way. ďWho is this friend weíre talking about? If itís Spring, I need to be a little more drunk.Ē
Atticus Hammond 06/15/18 Wrong Number
[Voice Recording]
Okay, Google... Find me a divorce lawyer in my area.
Camille 06/11/18
Saito Eiji 05/25/18 Bruv you've got me at ten, so come at me again.
Jameson Orlav 04/21/18 McBat
Elis Griffyn 04/19/18 Maccabee
I can assure you that Elis never comes first.
Jameson Orlav 04/16/18 I had to pluck some girls eyes out for that cash.
Jameson Orlav 04/06/18 Iím not going to pretend like the ratio of Wolves and Soldiers to Vampires didnít give me the willies.
Tanvir Buckley 04/06/18 Money transfer received
From: Tanvir Buckley
Reason: I never wanted your money
Jameson Orlav 04/06/18 Mmmmm... Something's different.
Tanvir Buckley 04/05/18 Mackenzie
So what, you just f*ck off back to the shadows? Just CC me into a f*cking email, send me some money and go? Wow. F*ck you too, Mackenzie. F*ck you. You're a f*cking joke, Mackenzie. You realise this, yes? A f*cking mess. "Everyone leaves me", well look who's done the same. Congratulations. Do you understand how f*cking hard it was to actually talk to you after everything? To get the f*cking nerve? I don't know why I f*cking bothered. You have people who f*cking stick by you and care about you to the bitter end, but it's obvious where your priorities lie. Where they always lie. It's you first and f*ck the rest of us. We're here when you need us and just as ****ing disposable when you don't. You didn't even ask, Mackenzie. You haven't even asked me one single f*cking question about how I am, yet you know. You f*cking know F*ck you. F*CK YOU.
Jameson Orlav 03/30/18 Matman
Nay. I've been knee deep in auburn hair and freckles since I got to Cork. These folks will do anything for a stout. Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'beer battered'.
Victor Lockheed 03/30/18 Mick
Yeah. Definitely mommy issues.
Victor Lockheed 03/30/18 Mick
So your Orlav lackey apparently has a taste for Irish women. Why are you keeping him breathing, again?
Katherine Murray 03/29/18 Katherine had waited days; truthfully, she didn't really know how to give comfort in any kind of way other than offering an ear had Mackenzie needed it. The only thing she could think of doing is quite out of the ordinary for her; she absconded with every libation provided by the Irish. Bless her poor Scottish soul.

Kat would also wait until all was quiet around Sonder to even stack the bottles in front of Kenzie's door, she would not be caught like this. But, she also knew it might be needed and the note she left would offer the ear.

You know how to find me if you need me.

xo, K
Camille 03/17/18 Still Macky
Now that you mention it, you are looking a little green.
Tanvir Buckley 03/17/18 Jesus, what's wrong with you? You've changed, Mac. It breaks my heart.
Tanvir Buckley 03/17/18 So you're drunk then?
Gyldi 03/17/18 Walking a different plane than most of the living afforded one with the ability to see life essences. As the foot of this stranger came down on Gyldiís tail and effectively through it, she wondered at her lack of aura entirely. Curiouser still was the fact that the ďcontactĒ - for lack of a better term - didnít bring the usual warmth that came with passing through the living. Instead, it was icy, like the feeling she usually exchanged for their warmth.

As she would turn to go, the beasty would bound after, catching up until she cast her body through Mackenzie entirely. Just as expected, she was met with that curious ice, and she wondered if the woman felt the same. Turning her head until she looked over her shoulder, she cast Eiji a questioning look, hoping it would explain.
Saito Eiji 03/11/18 That's a funny way of asking for some devil's lettuce.
Victor Lockheed 02/19/18 Mick
I'll f*cking kill him.
Saito Eiji 02/03/18
Victor Lockheed 01/28/18 ďFine, as you asked nicely.Ē

Victor Lockheed 01/28/18 Mackenzie just stole $842.00 from you!

Tanvir Buckley 01/28/18 Return of the Mack
I'm listening...
Jack Horton 01/23/18 Mortals can melt into the crowd, lose themselves, keep their distance. But for the likes of him, of them, well, could they ever be that lucky? For how long can you hide with an eternity ahead of you? When youíve used up every dark corner and have nowhere else to go?

When Jack had left, when heíd finally gone and closed the door of the cabin behind him, he knew her goodbye would be the last. Too many broken moments. Too much pain. Whatever state she was now in, all this time later, he had every faith that the emotional scars still lingered from all heíd put her through. But did that mean she didnít still care? As heíd sat there every night, thinking of her. As heíd time and time again been told to ígive it a fcking rest already!í by Tanvir as heíd once again found means to bring Mackenzie Brooks into conversation. Theyíd been something else, heíd tell her. Nothing quite like them had ever existed, and it never would again.

But now his journey was over, his fight for a freedom from the very thing that had clouded their relationship. Was he Ďfixedí? No. But he was in control. That wickedness, the evil that lived within him, heíd found the balance. He was Jack Horton and the monster, perfectly knotted together.

But it was too late now. He knew better. And as he sat at the desk in the suite of The London, NYC, hunched over the same damn piece of paper for hour six or seven, he couldnít find a single word to write. Heíd had such wonderful intentions. A Ďbe safeí here. An Ďitís all overí there. A note to let her know that what had taken him away, what had haunted them for years, was finally through. And a wish that she find happiness from whatever wreckage heíd left her in. Yes nothing flowed from the branded pen in his hand. Nothing but her name, Mackenzie, in his cursive script.

Finally, some hours later as the sun rose, spreading its light across him through the wide wall of windows, he sealed the envelope and pulled on his shoes to find the nearest post box.

Maireann lŠ go ruaig ach maireann an grŠ go huaigh.
Find you happiness.
Saito Eiji 01/21/18 I have absolutely no impulse control, so I'm in.
Jameson Orlav 01/20/18 If you think Iím putting on a Robin costume, youíre wrong.
Jameson Orlav 01/09/18
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17
Victor Lockheed 07/22/17 She could play hard to get all she wanted. Mackenzie was actively torturing Jameson f*cking Orlav, and he knew the reason. It was for him. Mackenzie couldn't deny that. It put her and her Sanctuary at risk, just like she had proclaimed she would never do. Her actions told a story as plain as day.

Feeling suddenly quite charitable, he obliged Mackenzie's request. Switching his phone to camera mode, he bent down next to his doomed, sobbing companion.

"Give me a scream, pretty girl."

Tell me where you are.
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The image was a closeup of an attractive young woman with rivers of mascara running down her pink, sobbing face, Victor's fingers clearly snatching her head back by her hair.
Camille 02/07/17 Literally can not ever escape your ugly mug.
Camille 01/23/17 Just steer clear of his temple of doom.
Jameson Orlav 11/07/16 I love it when you murmur such sweet nothings.
Elouise Warrock 11/04/16
Saito Eiji 06/27/16 -Takes on his best possible Spanish accent.- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for shenanigans.
-Throws an opened bag of glitter and books it.-
Jack Horton 02/13/16 The revolution is coming. Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe just one day... one day more...
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