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Born: April 21, 2016 Forum Topics Started: 17
Race: Vampire Forum Posts / Replies: 154
Affiliation: Wahnsinn Mail Replies Sent: 5390
Home City: Moscow Mail Sent: 323
In Union With: Bishop Last Login:
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08/18/19 at 12:16 pm
Current Mood: Predatory 
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Have you seen my Minion Raiding Party?
I love my Minion Raiding Party, but not all at once
My Minion Raiding Party can beat up your Minion Raiding Party
My Minion Raiding Party won't come back
My Minion Raiding Party stole all my clothes
Best RP June 2016
Savage Secret Santa - Christmas 2016
Best Couple Costume ~ Masquerade 2016
Best Male Costume ~ Masquerade 2016
A limited edition assortment of peanut butter Admin eggs - Easter 2017
Best RP April 2017
Best RP July 2017
2017 Winter Bloodies ~ Best Overall Character
2017 Winter Bloodies ~ Best Coven
2017 Winter Bloodies ~ Realm Batman
2017 Winter Bloodies ~ Most Eligible Bachelor
2018 Summer Bloodies - Best Coven
2018 Summer Bloodies - Best Overall Character
2018 Summer Bloodies - Best Roleplay
Blood Dagger commemorating the Bloodletting 12th Anniversary
2019 Summer Bloodies - Realm Robin Hood

Jameson Orlav's Biography

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Noura Orlav
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El Orlav

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Cole Ward


Theodora Hawthorne
Dark Embracer


Katherine Murray

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Gray Taylor

Samantha Winchester

Last five threads posted in:
ForumSubjectLast Post
New YorkGood Time Bad Times
Created by Bishop
RealmSeul, Ensemble
Created by Bishop
New YorkThe road to hell isn't paved at all...
Created by Jameson Orlav
ContestsRoleplay of the Month
Created by Zeddicus Zorander
New YorkGoodbye and keep cold
Created by Mackenzie
Drusilla Warren 08/17/19 "Oh, hello. You know you're right. I'm very interesting. Thanks for noticing!" Ooo, wait. This is interesting to. She stares a minute considering the question. "Severed hands, those are the most fun. Some things though... they're just too messy."
Bishop 08/17/19 Freezing in place, the name douses his body in a sharp pain. Little weak Augustine. Hearing it from Jameson's lips it was easier to swallow, despite the reasoning for it. Even with his gaze elsewhere Bishop could feel the fire in his gaze. "A support can hold only so much, non?" Panic had begun to take over. He was on the defense. From Jameson's grip his hand was yanked while his gaze still did it's best not to meet the taller man's.

Still, his features remained statuesque. "There's nothing to work. The past can remain there, you needn't concern yourself with it." Clenching his jaw he crossed arms over his chest in the way he used to when they first met. Another layer of protection. He was retreating back into himself. "This whole situation has nothing to do with you so, if you don't mind, keep out." At that, he attempted to go for the door. Jameson couldn't see any of what he held within; ever.
Bishop 08/16/19 Could he, though? The possibilities ran through his head. Percentages on the outcomes given certain conditions. As of late, though, Bishop had been relying less on them on account of the fact he had begun to walk the path he had less than a one percent chance of walking. He had begun to question himself quite a bit lately.

Insecurities began to grow heavy on him. Maybe this wasn't the best idea. It wasn't that he didn't believe Jameson thought he could handle it; it was the fact his husband may not have known what he was signing up for.Panic began to replace the rage. His features revealed none of his inner turmoil but they were rather blank. Emotionless.

Like how he used to be.

"Truly it is nothing. Don't concern yourself with it." He needed to change the subject. In an attempt to move on from the situation he tried to depart from Jameson. "I will deal with it as I always do."
Matias Alvero 08/16/19 You, as well.
~starts to back up~
He is probably upset. Chamomile mint with lemongrass relaxes him.
Though, I'm sure you have it under control.
~walks away, whistling~
Bishop 08/16/19 Jameson always seemed to know just what to say. The thought of Matias' elimination by his husband's hands caused the build up of anger to elevate to a simmer. Blue, distraught hues gazed upwards at the man. Thus began his internal struggle. Would his past ever cease to haunt him? A heavy sigh left the man.

"Sorry, sorry. I just ran into an old...acquaintance. From my last life."

Leaning his cheek into his husband's hand he attempted to calm his nerves yet in the pit of his stomach the insecurities began to rise. He didn't want Jameson to know. He couldn't know. "It just sparked something in me. I did not mean to cause an alarm."
Matias Alvero 08/16/19 Mmmmm striking. Yes.
We had only met a brief moment, nothing of importance.
~catches a scent~
~smiles wide~
Bishop 08/16/19 -stops-
-looks at Jameson-
-keeps going-
"Qui pense-t-il être? Pour arriver ici. M'appelant par mon nom."
-forgot how to English-
-reaches arms out for hug-
Matias Alvero 08/16/19 ~grins~
Oh, I remember you.
Bishop 08/16/19 -storms into room-
-starts pacing-
-is visibly upset-
-doesn't say anything-
Bishop 08/16/19 "You are right. Maybe I should dial it back."
-definitely not happening-
"Yes, yes, allons-y, allons-y."
-ushers him off-
Bishop 08/15/19 "Aw, but I love teasing you, mon ours."
-runs hands down his shoulders to his chest-
-in a hushed tone-
"Why don't we go look, hm? There may even be some toys down there i'm sure you'd enjoy."
-presses a kiss to his cheek-
"I did ask if you were hungry, mon amour."
Bishop 08/15/19 -wraps arms around his neck-
"Why share details when I can show?"
-coy grin-
"Maybe I kept one alive?"
"Maybe, it's a hunter. One who caused a few of these bruises. Quite skilled."
-looks innocent-
"Quite the screamer, too."
Bishop 08/15/19 purrs-
"Of course not. I made it last."
-wraps arms around him-
"Not judgy. Protective. Possibly, upset I didn't invite you to the fun."
-cracks a smile-
"I understand, I understand. I'd have involved you but this was a bit... personal."-bites at lip-
"I would have loved to see you work..."
Bishop 08/15/19 "I would never lie to you, mon ours."
-rolls eyes-
"Truly, it's nothing. You should see the other guys."
-looks at him-
"I needed... information so I went and... got it."
-is very nonchalant-
Bishop 08/15/19 -is pullEd closer-
-flinches at the prodding-
"They are tender, stop."
-swats at the hand-
"They are nothing."
Bishop 08/15/19 -walks up to-
-may have a bruise on his face-
-and arm-
-a few actually-
"I'm hungry. Are you hungry?"
Audric Roux 08/15/19 -jumps-

F-cking Lucifer. Can I have one moment to myself?
Bishop 08/14/19 -lets out a laugh-
-just lets it happen-
Bishop 08/14/19 -bites lip-
-is loving this nonetheless-
-looks surprised-
You have been practicing, mon ours. Hmmmm..."
-waggles eyebrows-
"Montre moi ."
Theodora Hawthorne 08/14/19 Pot. Kettle.
Neither of us did very well, though.
Maybe we can try again another time?
Winner gets dinner.
Theodora Hawthorne 08/14/19 This is awkward.
I thought maybe you died.
Sorry I stabbed you.
And didn't kill you.
Theodora Hawthorne 08/14/19 Oh. It's you.

Phil Sunshine 08/14/19
Bishop 08/13/19 -chuckles-
"I like her. She's plucky. She tries."
-looks up-
"She is much like you. So how could I not like her, hm?"
-still sways even without music-
-grins at the French-
"Mmmmm again. Say it again."
Phil Sunshine 08/13/19
Bishop 08/13/19 -watches him-
-is still smiling all stupid-
-rests head on his chest-
-sighs happily-
"Yes, lucky me. And you. I'm a total package."
-starts to sway, humming a tune-
Melinoe 08/13/19 -scrunches up nose and backs away-
Melinoe 08/13/19 -glares-
Bishop 08/13/19 -whispers something-
-gives ear a soft bite-
"I am well aware, mon ours."
-does own nuzzling-
-whispers quietly-
"We're married. Forreal."
-smiles stupidly-
Bishop 08/13/19 -tries to keep a straight face-
-gigglesnorts almost instantly-
-wraps arms around him-"Imagine what a whole bite would do."
-gives playful growl-
"I have a secret to tell you."
-gestures he come closer-
Bishop 08/13/19 -tries to walk sexy-
-walks clumsy-
Look at you, looking like a sexy, uh, sexy zvíře."
-looks proud-
-produces a bottle-
"I saved you some."
Cole Ward 08/13/19 "Po vás. Přináším zbraň jen pro případ."
Bishop 08/13/19 -stumbles into room-
"Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?"
-smiles sweetly at Jameson-
"Come here, uh, often?"
Cole Ward 08/13/19 "budeš mě zastřelit bratr? Mohl bych jít na pití. nebo tisíc nápojů."
Katherine Murray 08/13/19 Look. Not any old hands will do.
But, fiiiiine, not yours.
I need to know if they grow back.
Research. It's important.
Katherine Murray 08/13/19 -stares-
I need a hand for something.
You will help, yes?
Bishop 08/13/19 Mon Ours
ill try to find you.
Halls areconfusing.
Ugh I wanna hear you saying.
Your voiceis like sextomy ears.
Shes fine. We r fine. Everythins fine.
Bishop 08/12/19 Mon Ours
I am. Very.
Noura neededa drink.
And talk.
Ifyou ever treatme like Cole did herr, I'll killyou.
AndI don't want too kil lyou.
Because you're my husbamd.
Were married.
Cole Ward 08/12/19
Bishop 08/12/19 Mon Ours
That Coole issum piece of werk.
I'mggonna cut his face off.
I'm gonnado iit.
Melinoe 08/12/19 Does this mean that you're going to nibble all of my fingers off?
-she grins widely as she narrows her eyes-
Liam Moore 08/12/19 squints back
"I guess that would be me."
What was people touching him all of a sudden?
"If you were gonna touch the muscles I could have flex, they aren't great but could have given me a little more credit.
And who? What? I literally have no idea what you just said."
Mackenzie 08/11/19 Excuse me? Who the f-ck changed your diapers?
Mackenzie 08/11/19 I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
Melinoe 08/11/19 -she giggles-
You're funny, mister.
Eat as many as you like! They'll grow back eventually.
Bishop 08/10/19 -leans in the doorway-
-knock knocks on the door-
"I come bearing gifts."
-raises a bottle-
"Something told me you could use a drink, hm?"
Bishop 08/10/19 Mon Ours
Oh, I was well aware.
Trust me.
You are not subtle.
Bishop 08/10/19 Mon Ours
Stop being a brat.
It's not everyday my sister-in-law I thought was dead appears out of the blue.
I apologize for wanting to get to know her.
Jason Reinhardt 08/10/19 Eyes gaze out into space as if trying to think only for his brows to furrow. "I remember faces. Feelings. Jameson. Noura. Elouise. Nothing else. Only survival."
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Not good. You don't say.
Jim, that is an amazing prognosis.
If Auntie could see you now.
It's not good.
Jason Reinhardt 08/10/19 The man grunts and slowly approaches Jameson. He takes a squat position before reaching a hand out. "Jameson. Friend."
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Listen. I'm taking a moment to enjoy knowing more than you. Alright? Let me have this. Christ.

He's scaly and forgetful, alright?
It's like shingles and alzheimers.
But worse.
Bishop 08/10/19 Mon Ours
Hmmm... I dunno about that.
I think I will have drinks with her.
Maybe she will tell me a few things. I'd love to exchange stories with her.
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Oh, sweetie.
Darling brother mine.
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Does it look like I do?
I need you to fix the dino.
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Shut the fvck up.
I'm here for your doctoring services.
Bishop 08/10/19 Mon Ours
Do all of you Orlavs look gorgeous?
Your sister is lovely, by the way.
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 I had things to do, Jim.
Jesus. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Noura Orlav 08/10/19 Yea, fvck you, too.
Bishop 08/10/19
Bishop 08/10/19
Melinoe 08/09/19 -she pokes his face again-
Well, I have ten fingers with your name on them, mister.
Jameson Orlav 08/09/19 you're a fvckin' bad@ss.
Bishop 08/08/19 -turns mid run-
-finger gun and a wink-
-is outta there-
Bishop 08/08/19 -sneaks up-
-gives big ole slap on the @ss-
Bishop 08/08/19
"Uh... wha... you... okay?"
Gray Taylor 08/08/19 Dr. Orlav
Stop pawning your dirty laundry on others.
We don't want to hear about your skid marks no matter how impressive you think they are.
Elowen Jocosta 08/08/19 "I personally think that the occasion for as.s snacking occurs frequently. At least for me"
-turns around-
- smacks own self-
-looks at-
"Feel free to give it a go."
-is great at making situations weird-
Elowen Jocosta 08/08/19 Hm, well I'll be more than happy to test all your limits. But I don't think buying you dinner would help any, I have a feeling you like the thrill of the hunt more than the dinner itself." -chuckles-
-looks at arm still in his grip- -blinks-
"At least Bishop doesn't try to tear my arm off when I do that."
Elowen Jocosta 08/08/19 -walks up to-
-stares at-
-smacks @ss-
-compares Jameson's reaction to Bishops-
Bishop 08/07/19 Mon Ours
Where were you hiding this blonde morsel of yours?
He's very good with a gun, and has a mean jab.
Can I kill him? He started it.
Seven 08/07/19 I have no intention to wander.
You and Bishop have been... kind.
Bishop 08/07/19 -is definitely not suspicious-
-certainly doesn't see a super tall man tiptoeing through-
-nope, nothing-
Odette 08/07/19 Not the Baddy
Go f-ck yourself.
Cheryl is a lovely woman.
Bishop 08/07/19 Mon Ours
There better be a glass of wine poured for me by the time I get back to the room.
My head is throbbing from the game of 1000 questions.
I must say, she has brilliant breath control. Her words per minute is astounding.
Odette 08/07/19 Not the Baddy
Yes? Can I help you?
Bishop 08/07/19 Mon Ours
Be that as it may, I refuse to babysit the new recruit.
Where did you find her?
The ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's?
Bishop 08/07/19 Mon Ours
You're an ass.
Seven 08/07/19 I see.
Thank you.
*furrows brows*
*looks at recent text to Bishop*
You and Bishop will teach me these things?
Joking and humor?
Bishop 08/07/19 -bares own fangs-
-brings face close to his-
"Just you wait, mon ours. When you least expect it..."
-nips at him-
Seven 08/07/19 *tilts head*
What I have done is fun.
Mackenzie indicated you would love the fun.
Bishop found it to be comical.
*waits for explanation*
Bishop 08/07/19 "Amour, amour, let's talk about th-"
-is pinned-
--tries to wiggle free-
-watches in horror as a torrential cherry downpour covers him-
-just lays there in awe-
"You. Are. So. Dead."
Seven 08/07/19 *tracks down*
Explain what is grounded.
Do you intend to bury me?
Bishop 08/07/19 "NO! NONONONO!"
-tries to run-
-is laughing too hard, can't run fast-
"Mercy! Mercy!"
Bishop 08/07/19 -watches the slushee happen-
-absolutely loses it-
-is now dying laughing-
Seven 08/07/19
*steps back*
Elowen Jocosta 08/07/19 -Purses lips-
"I don't think Gray is very fond of me so I doubt he will share any of his booze. This is why I do drugs. I miss my needle."
Elowen Jocosta 08/07/19 -saunters up-
"Bishop says we need all the tequila in your supply. We are making bloodaritas. Care you join? You can get us the blood if you like "
Melinoe 08/06/19 -pokes his cheeks-
Are you always so serious, mister?
Gray Taylor 08/06/19 “I still think you’re a piece of sh-t and that you got what you deserved.” He pauses, “But I am sure this will be beneficial for us both.”
Bishop 08/06/19
Elowen Jocosta 08/06/19 Elowen blinked a few times, as the rest of her face scrunched up to display her discomfort. The way Jameson spoke about dead bodies and feasting both disgusted and enthralled her. She was an addict and the one thing any needle induced user knew what to avoid blood at all costs, never share a poke, and keep it clean. It was unnatural for her to be so lackadaisical around the infectious liquid. She still had a lot to learn about this world and hearing Jameson talk so flippantly about it made her wonder if one day she’d share the same feelings.

“I-I supposed that makes sense, though, how can I do it faster if I don’t ever realize I’m doing it to begin with?”
Elowen Jocosta 08/05/19 "Is there like a special trick to this blood stuff because I'm getting real tired of always ruining my clothes. I don't have a job to be paying for all this feckign shizz."
Bishop 08/04/19 -grabs @ss to assert dominance-
-walks off as if nothing happened-
Gray Taylor 07/30/19 Wow.
Bishop 07/30/19 Le Mari Agaçant
I have a feeling you'd miss these fingers.
I only went for the lower quality ones, anyways.
I wouldn't disrespect you THAT much.
Come now.
By the way, I'm adopting Seven. So, take that as you will.
Bishop 07/30/19 Le Mari Agaçant
I'd imagine you would disapprove of me passing out your stash.
Which I may or may not have done.
I'm bringing her in. She calls herself Seven.
Very interesting.
Bishop 07/30/19 Le Mari Agaçant
I found the most interesting stray.
Bringing her home.
I'm making her my project.
Don't say no. I'll do it anyways.
Elowen Jocosta 07/30/19 -shifty eyes-
"You? Me? Strangers? I don't know, booze is easier to find in this place than drugs."
-looks up at stars-
"The stars did it."
Elowen Jocosta 07/30/19 Man, I think there is something seriously wrong with me

Bishop 07/28/19 -offers chest plate-
"Keep this on for the next 48 hours."
-puts other hand on hip-
"Don't ask questions, just do it."
Bishop 07/28/19 -stares at ring-
-stares at Jameson-
-back at ring-
"This is only for the benefits. The tax breaks are substantial."
Odette 07/28/19 -walks by-
-sniffs again-
-wrinkles nose-
You smell like toilette.
Bishop 07/28/19 -wrinkles nose-
"Don't push your luck, Orlav."
-turns on heel-
"I simply had a bottle laying about. I am not a fan so I gave it to someone who would utilize it."
-not completely lying-
Mackenzie 07/28/19 F-ck off. You can do the work, since apparently you have no follow-through otherwise.
Bishop 07/28/19 -stares-
-offers bottle of bourbon-
-refuses to make eye contact-
"Say anything, I break it upside your head. Take it."
Mackenzie 07/28/19 And still, I have not received a head.
Ronan Boru 07/23/19 Image and video hosting by TinyPic Master Orlav: Just a small thank you for the last DB party your crew was part of with Eternal Embrace.Enjoy with your coven. Ronan Boru
Daxx- 07/23/19 Image and video hosting by Tinyypic

Daxx walked up to Mr. Orlav. "Sorry it's late but I wanted to thank you for helping us with the Dungeon Break's."
Flahme 07/22/19 "Admit it, you liked it!"
-fans self with all the stolen bills-
Janus 07/19/19 Why are you so obsessed with me?
Elowen Jocosta 07/19/19 -sways-
-doesnt handle booze well-
And what did I if?
That's not englishhhhh.
You're so silllllyy boss man
Elowen Jocosta 07/18/19 -is drunk-
Hellooo booooothssss maaaannn
Averly Amoret 07/18/19 But...
I like bums...
...and I cannot lie.
-stares at-
-pinchy fingers-
Katherine Murray 07/17/19 -blows kisses-
-toddles off quickly-
Katherine Murray 07/17/19 -pets-
Elowen Jocosta 07/15/19 "Please do demonstrate. I'd love to see that."

-takes step back-
-looks up and down-
Elowen Jocosta 07/15/19
Katherine Murray 07/15/19 -stalks-
Elowen Jocosta 07/15/19
Odette 07/13/19
Bishop 07/08/19
Bishop 07/08/19 -throws a knife-
"Stop looking at me."
-stalks off-
Bishop 07/08/19 -stares from afar-
Odette 07/07/19 I still don't know what I got out of this but I guess we can be friends.
Bishop 07/07/19 -hangs a severed hand tied to a rope by the middle finger, the other fingers stapled down, on his doorknob-
-writes 'XOXO' in blood on door-
-walks off-
WildKat 07/07/19 "Nasty"
Mackenzie 07/07/19 This is what moms are for.
Embarrassing the ever-living sh-t out of their kids.
Mackenzie 07/07/19 Squish squish, darling.
Mackenzie 07/07/19 Is that what they call explosive diarrhea?
Odette 07/07/19 See, men do learn.
Science is wrong.
Mackenzie 07/07/19 What butt? I've looked. It's flatter than Kansas.
Odette 07/07/19 Depends. What's in it for me?
Mackenzie 07/07/19 That so?
Shall we go for round two, then?
Mackenzie 07/07/19 So sorry, I was too busy punishing you for nearly killing Tan.
Mackenzie 07/07/19 You are so needy. F-ck.
Bishop 07/07/19 -stares at door-
-cracks a smile ever so slightly-
-takes a pic-
Hector Olivier 07/06/19 Rude.
Hector Olivier 07/06/19 Hec blinks. "Excuse you?"
Bishop 07/02/19
"You said to share, non? Well, bon appétit."
-walks off-
-cleans fingers of blood-
Bishop 07/02/19 -dumps body out of body bag infront of Jameson's door-
-kicks door/knocks on door-
-walks away-
Odette 06/30/19 -stabs-
Averly Amoret 06/29/19 Jameson Orlav just stole $10.00 from you!
Mackenzie 06/29/19 You smell different.
WildKat 06/29/19 "Imma tryin..."
WildKat 06/29/19 "Congrats!!"
Theo Barnas 06/28/19 "Ow! Hey, what was that for??" Clearly annoyed.
Bishop 06/28/19 "Could have fooled me. I thought it was Nosy."
Bishop 06/28/19 "Well, prepare to be cranky."
-walks past him-
-looks over shoulder-
"I don't share."
Bishop 06/28/19 "Wait, this is YOUR coven?"
"Don't touch my things."
-adjusts backpack-
"Especially not the sharp ones."
WildKat 06/28/19 "I don't believe you..."
WildKat 06/28/19 *points*"What are you sayin?"
WildKat 06/28/19 "WEIRD!!"
Bishop 06/28/19 "Jameson. Hm."
-gives a shrug-
"I will try my best to alleviate my boredom."
-gives him a once over-
"If I desire company, I know how to get your attention."
-lifts bloody hands-
Bishop 06/28/19 -purses lips-
-narrows eyes-
-mumbles under breath-
"But I suppose some are interesting, to an extent. Now it's your turn to answer my question."
-insert sarcastic smile here-
Mackenzie 06/28/19 I brought you into this world.
I can f-cking end you.

Bishop 06/28/19 -sassy hip pops and crosses arms-
"Not the word I'd use but, sure, let's go with that."
-tilts head-
"And who might you be?"
Bishop 06/28/19 "Typically, it deters others from getting close. It would seem to have the opposite effect here. Back to the drawing board, I suppose."
WildKat 06/27/19 "Weird, right?! I'm flashin everyone.."
Kira Garrett 06/21/19 Looking from side to side, “May I help you with something?”
WildKat 06/14/19 "I can't confirm nor deny any actions in the basement. " *slowly nods*
Kade Thorne 06/08/19 Kade squinted back at the male before clearing his throat.
Averly Amoret 06/07/19 Everyone is good at something.
Even if it's being the best at being the worst.
-smiles sweetly-
Averly Amoret 06/06/19 Noted.
Can't make any promises.
She's not the first devil I've had whispering in my ear.
Mackenzie 04/27/19 I love being your number one.
You are so sweet.
Kiss kiss, sweet boy.
Claire Thompson 04/13/19 -slight smirk-
Perhaps a little too hard.
But if that's the image you're trying to put out...
...far be it from me to judge.
Kade Thorne 04/13/19 Kade chuckled as the male dropped the head, picking it up he nodded. "Need some more help?" He questioned with a shrug.
Claire Thompson 04/12/19 -blinks-
-single brow arches-
Rumor has it?
-clicks tongue-
What does rumor have about you, I wonder.
Mackenzie 03/19/19 Jameson
How is that a question?
I gave you death.
Get on your knees.
Mackenzie 03/17/19 Jameson
You didn't wish me a happy f-cking day.
It's my f-cking day.
What is this sh-t?
Spring Summers 03/16/19 F*ck me you didn't ****ing choke on that ****ing Douche. What kind of bull **** name is Douchlav if you're not going to ****ing choke on a douche you chubby ****.
Ronan Boru 03/10/19 Congrats on the gold again Mr Orlav.
El Orlav 12/05/18 James
I thought I told you about her? Sometimes my mind gets a bit foggy. Don’t worry she’s much more conservative.
El Orlav 12/05/18 James
My sister found me. Don't eat her.
Mackenzie 12/04/18 Wee Robin
Someone is putting up missing posters of your pet.

Wee Robin
[Image attached]
El Orlav 12/03/18 Ella smiled down to the phone. The amorous intent fluttered with each bat of her eyelashes. She could never run away from a James completely. Because something always pulled her back to the spot she belonged.

Good. I’m glad. I’ll be there in twenty. Did they desecrate my painting?
El Orlav 12/03/18 Concealed by the dark shades over her eyes she glanced over her phone. Of course she could never refuse an offer. Ella was still determined that James was hers and hers alone.

Of course, love. Meat at the same place?
Gray Taylor 12/02/18 J. Orlav
I sincerely doubt anything could put a dent in that.
However, I am in the giving spirit.
Your wishes have been observed, and will be respected.
Gray Taylor 12/01/18 Gray had been placed in a position that left him feeling less than comfortable. Letters. He has sealed letters, and the man knows that each one contains Spring's last words. He knows she has bequeathed items to these people, and the only way to find out what goes where is to read them. But he can't.

Slowly, he would begin to send them out, his own personal notes tucked into the FedEx envelopes with Springs sealed last words. He can only imagine what might be inside, but he makes it clear that each recipient could reach out to him at the number provided to collect whatever was left to them.

No one would be allowed on the property in Moscow again.


Please choke on a ****ing pole you stupid gormless wanker ****wad. I, Spring Weed, leave you at the time of my ****ing exit a box of ****ing douches. Maybe you can grow some ****ing balls now and kill your skidmark family stealing parachute **** of a wife. Enclosed are the ****ing douches and a ****ing diaper you can breathe your ****ty ****ing breath into.

Spring Taylor.
Mackenzie 11/13/18 Men? I’m flattered that you think I’m so popular.
What makes you think I have men in my life?
Have you met my Jasper?
Mackenzie 11/12/18 It's about time you came to visit, snookums.
Mackenzie 11/03/18 Robin
Pet, I cannot get you off my mind.
What did you do?
WildKat 11/03/18 Congrats on PotD!
Mackenzie 11/01/18 Excuse you, he bathes regularly.
And you know where I live.
We had such a good time down there.
You should visit.
Mackenzie 11/01/18 F-ck off. Yes I can.
And that is my Jasper.
I steal his clothes. It's fine.
Mackenzie 11/01/18 You are the worst. I hate you.
I demand you go back to your dungeon.
You're in time out.
And don't call me mummy.
Mackenzie 11/01/18 I'm going to murder you in your sleep.
Mackenzie 10/12/18 Jameson
Your ex wife is terrorizing my people.
Where is her head?
Pheenyx 10/10/18 Wrapped in matte black paper and tied with a blood red bow, a gift arrives on your doorstep. No note. No name. Just a vintage wax seal on the center of the bow, marked with an ornate 'P'.


Pheenyx 10/09/18 "You don't need to go fishing around in my pants for a dollar. I'm not stingy. What's left of my lunch is left in that dumpster back there. Have at it."

Jameson Orlav has just transferred $1.00 to your bank account.
Reason: You look hungry
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018 at 11:22 am

"I'm so sorry you don't have better things to do than to beat up a woman and then throw cash at her when you're feeling guilty." She takes the dollar out of her pocket and tucks it into his loose pants. "Maybe you should wear a belt and then people wouldn't feel like a quick grab into your pockets was easy. A fanny pack perhaps? Thanks though, for all your charitable generosity."

Saturday Oct 06, 2018 at 11:14 am
You witnessed Jameson Orlav attack Pheenyx!
Mackenzie 10/03/18 Wow. Wow.
You do love me.

You were successful in stealing $30,613.00 from Jameson Orlav.
El Orlav 09/19/18 James
there's an angry girl in my house. Sounds like she might have killed the Sailors. I'm hiding in a bush. She's terrifying.
Mackenzie 09/14/18 You're my one and only child, Jameson. Are you getting jealous?
-Coos quietly-
Sweet thing.
Mackenzie 09/14/18 -Pulls face-
The f-ck does that mean?
Are you insinuating I smell poorly?
Cole Ward 07/27/18 "Did..ah... basement move? If this is machine, I shoot you."
El Orlav 07/22/18
Mackenzie 07/14/18 Robin
Don't tell me what to do. I'll take that head you promised me. Thanks.
Mackenzie 07/14/18 Robin
How are you, pet? Long time, no see. Hurts my heart.
Ciaran_M_Boru 07/13/18 -smiles and laughs a bit- I will Mr orlav and thanks for the welcome back.
El Orlav 06/07/18 James
Delivering dinner is a labored task and clothes are a hinderance. Check with the dismembered left overs, please?
El Orlav 06/06/18 James
Have you seen my pink lacy bra?
Lesprit 05/23/18 A bottle of fine Irish whiskey, a new knife upkeep kit, and a box of Cuban cigars nestled in a basket found it's way onto his porch. A small gray card sat on top reading.

"Congratulations on profile of the day, Sir. May you enjoy your gifts while heartedly.
WildKat 05/23/18 Congrats on PotD!
Lesprit 04/25/18 Aurelia let her head cant to the side with a fluttering of eye lashes and an innocent expression.

"Keep what between us? I'm just sharing music with a friend."
Lesprit 04/25/18 Roughly an hour had passed before she was handing him the phone and an password protected hard drive. Her lips quirked into a smirk as she held it out with a simple statement.

"Password is Bauble. When you get done I'd like the drive back. I've got a collection of music on it. Just, when you get the chance."
Lesprit 04/25/18 Aurelia held out her hand for the phone, not looking up from the laptop in her lap. She pushed her glasses up her nose and tipped her head to look up at him. "Give me an hour and you'll have everything that has ever passed through this phone."
Mackenzie 04/20/18 Robin
Mackenzie 04/16/18 What the actual f-ck are you talking about?
Mackenzie 04/08/18 Your coven is in a Samctuary. Get it together.
Mackenzie 04/06/18 You’re right. You failed to visit me for some time. That’s very different. You wound me.
Mackenzie 03/30/18 Robin
Feck. Those idiots sound like French tinkers. You have sh-t taste. Go to Belfast. Much more fun there.
Mackenzie 03/30/18 Robin
I heard you miss me. So sweet.
Mackenzie 03/17/18 Czechrish
I demand you dress as a leprechaun today.
Mackenzie 03/09/18 Robin
Goes by The Reverend. No idea on his real name.
Ran into him in New York.
Be careful and don't get caught. He will kill you.
Mackenzie 03/08/18 Vic's Gift
I need you to look into someone for me.
El Orlav 02/09/18 ~Ella turns to face James with a bemused expression, ‘’Whom are we talking about?’’ She honestly has no idea. Did he mean Giddy? Because absolutely not. That would force her Lufcuh away and she couldn’t have that. She stands from her chair walking over to squat in front of the sofa, her head curiously canted to the side. ‘’I’ve seen more pledges enter the basement lately. That’s good’’ She concluded. After all they were a sort of harmonious team. ~
Mackenzie 01/20/18 If I tell you to put on the costume, you're going to put it on.

Put it on.
El Orlav 01/08/18 ~*~ Vid reply~*~

El Orlav 11/11/17 James
Did 'Death' come for you, too?
El Orlav 10/11/17
El Orlav 10/01/17 James
Why don't I just come down there for some fun?
El Orlav 10/01/17 James
You eat mammals. OK. Let me rephrase. If someone hurts Hank, they're going to be tossed down the basement to you.
El Orlav 10/01/17 James
Don't eat my new puppy, Hank.
El Orlav 09/27/17 James
Lloyd Darrow invited me. Do you want to come?
El Orlav 09/25/17 James
If I go to London, will you behave?
Mackenzie 09/18/17 Orlav
Where's my head?
El Orlav 09/16/17 James
Want a midnight snack? ;) I just have to stop in my room first.
El Orlav 09/16/17 James
Are you home?
Mackenzie 08/31/17 Jameson
The Basement? Aptly named.
Clever boy. Protecting what matters.
Mackenzie 08/16/17 Don't forget want that head.
I have big plans.
Caitlyn Darrow 08/13/17
El Orlav 08/13/17 James
I'll catch a cheap red eye. Where do you want to meet?
Mackenzie 07/21/17 Mackenzie sat upon the roof of the building opposite Jameson's chosen hiding place. The girl had kept her watch on him, curious to see what he would do. He did not disappoint. First, his sister showed up. Then, another man. And there he was, her little creation, struggling. She loves it. Catching sight of him through the undressed window, the girl smirks.
El Orlav 04/13/17 That sounded nefarious.
Miryam 11/24/16 Jameson Orlav just stole $0.00 from you!

There she was minding her own business when she felt unwelcomed hands upon her person. With a hiss she turned just in time to see the culprit before he could make his getaway but this wasn’t a stranger and she knew that face. It didn’t take long for her to seek him out, chasing after him until she finally caught up to him. However instead of touching him she merely let her look of disdain do a majority of the talking though she did speak.

”If you needed booze money all you had to do was ask. Then again in my current state I’m not so sure that wouldn’t come without a risk of infection. Better think twice before you try such a daring feat again.”
Caitlyn Darrow 11/15/16 .. Can I change my middle name? It's too normal compared to the both of you.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/15/16 *laughs nervously*
Of course it wasn't Elly!.. *chokes on saliva*
Caitlyn Darrow 11/15/16 Jameson Kingston Orlav!
Amethyst 11/14/16 Congrats on the gold
Ronan Boru 11/14/16 Congrats on your golden robes.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/11/16 *big eyes*
Ok. I just have to remind myself there's no crying in Baseball, I mean birthing.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/10/16 *ugly sobs*
He wants out.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/10/16 @!££€&^#?!!££¥€£!£*@!!!!! Translation~ Now b1tch, Now.
Mackenzie 11/07/16
Mackenzie 11/07/16 One must compliment good behavior, don't you agree?
Keep it up. There's more where that came from.
[wink wink]
Mackenzie 11/07/16 You're a useless tw-t of a man.
Consider that.
mist 11/04/16 *Perhaps trying it when this witch isn't on line...*Gives a witcher look* And besides this witch don't carry candy however i do carry pumpkin seeds they make one invisible laughs*
Caitlyn Darrow 10/27/16 *screams*
*throws remote at*
shifty eyes*
...ohai Jameson. It's in the fridge with Ellie's cake she made. Can you be a dear and bring her back that one too?
Mackenzie 10/18/16
Jaysus f-cking Christ. Can a girl have a goddamn vacation without some stinking bag of flesh groping her arse and tugging at her bag?
Caitlyn Darrow 10/13/16 Text to: Doctor strange
From: Redder Red
I'm alright now. This nice hobo man closed an icky wound of mine with dental floss and gum. Should it still be bleeding? Should I go ask for my $500 back?
Caitlyn Darrow 09/30/16
Caitlyn Darrow 09/29/16
Sofia Johanneson 09/19/16 She lets out a soft laugh, her bright blue eyes darting side to side, mimicking his sudden look of... unease? Trying to keep things light, and unable to *NOT* tease...she takes a long exaggerated inhale, her nose twitching as she whispers in a low tone.

"Sorry, the taco was a dead give-away, might I suggest a different cologne?"

Jameson Orlav 09/17/16 Congrats Jameson. You da bomb.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/13/16 *Runs away shrieking* (
Caitlyn Darrow 09/13/16 JAMESON. JAMESON. WHERE ARE YOU. I need to know howtogrtridofdemonsandboogiemenNdimscared.Start crying and I think you'll scarethemaway!
Caitlyn Darrow 09/12/16
Except Trigger. He kind of grows on you, or maybe he's using mind power. He must have gotten that from Elouise.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/10/16 I miss your friend Lameson. At least he didn't take my oranges.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/06/16 *Only knows pirate noises from SpongeBob Squarepants*

Arggg are we ready tacos?
Who lives in a room of no tacos?
Jameson Squirtpants!
Who's the worst doctor who ever lived?
Jameson Squirtpants!
Absentminded and tan and pompous is he!
Jameson Squirtpants!
If utter nonsense is what you wish!
Jameson Squirtpants!
He flops on the deck and smells like a fish!
Jameson Squirtpants! Jameson Squirtpants! Jameson Squirtpants!

*Stuffs taco into her mouth. Has all day*
Caitlyn Darrow 09/01/16 After the word got out about her stolen beloved oranges. She checked anxiously every nook and cranny for them. Currently, hunched over a couch and shifted the couch cushions on the ground. A defeated sigh passed her lips and then she heard the voice behind her.


She stood up to her full height and whirled around to witness the camouflaged plebeian. Her eyes blinked rapidly at Jameson unsure what had transpired. Did she miss a costume invite? Was she in the middle of a game?

'Finally we meet.'

Caitlyn cleared her throat as her eyes gave him a quick once over. "Umm but we know each other, silly goose." A nervous chuckle parted her lips. Did Jameson have a twin?! Oh this could be exciting! Oh...maybe he got pummeled in the head by a pigeon?

'T'was I who took your precious oranges, and it is I who shall reign supreme over the citric kingdom!!'

The spark of electricity jolted against her spine, and she grabbed the nearest couch cushion for a makeshift shield."Come again from taco man?"The small bit of humanity giving him a chance to take back what he said. Silently she vowed never to miss a taco Tuesday. Apparently this is the result of a taco Doctor missing too many taco Tuesdays . A crazed lunatic with cringeworthy fashion taste. Her right eye twitched involuntarily as she witnessed the waste of juice from his guns. She hated guns.

Then suddenly....

She heard a shrieking crazy lady. What the hell was going on?! Oh, wait that shrieking lady was her. The high pitched shrill battle cry of the orange keeper.

When she finally noticed the cry was from her, she had already bounded toward him intent on tackling him to the ground.

She got hit with orange drizzle from the water guns. Even while in a dramatic race towards him, she took the time to place the upper collar of her dress into her mouth to suck the drop of juice out of it. While the couch cushion took most of the citrus injuries for cinematic purposes.

Caitlyn Darrow 06/12/16 Congrats on your promotion and ranking up! I spent the day trying to become your twin, instead of my twin. How do I look?
Caitlyn Darrow 06/05/16 You managed to break out Jameson Orlav
"You do realize they don't deliver tacos here, right?"
Caitlyn Darrow 05/08/16 Where can I get a complimentary taco around here?!
Caitlyn Darrow 04/29/16 ...Did she just feel someone's hand in her pocket? Her brows met in a curious scrunch, as she pulled out a wad of notes from her pocket. Money on you:$11,423.00
After standing there for several minutes, her weight shifts to her left hip. Her brows return to normal, and her mouth drops open.
"I can't believe someone would take 10 cents! I mean.." Her eyes blink rapidly, as she starts to recount. Was she only off by 10 cents? Maybe they had stolen a whole fifty!
Caitlyn Darrow 04/28/16 Can you even walk after all that pizza?
Caitlyn Darrow 04/28/16 After a considerable amount of time, she resurfaced. Ten boxes of pizza hid her face entirely. She used some small little slit between box four and five to see which way she was going. She was fully prepared for ANYTHING, except if he wanted something weird like anchovies or a taco pizza. "I bring you pizza! I er.. left kind of suddenly so I got random toppings?" All the while she whispered spastic in her mind
-Please don't kill me. Please.don' Pleasedon'tkillme.-
Caitlyn Darrow 04/27/16 The awkward laughter ended with a long drawn out heh. She shrank into an odd crab stance. Of all the times, why today did she carry an invisible pizza to the taco man? Sense seemed to be eluding her, like she would be eluding him soon. "I-I-I.Er.. I-I'm very sorry! Do over! Yes, do over!" With that she clicked her heel, and braced herself to flail run back to the pizza place.
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