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Atticus Hammond 09/18/17 Wifebae
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Spaghetti for dinner? ;]
Atticus Hammond 09/18/17 Wifebae
I'm not calling you a rat! He's wee, but mighty. And determined to get the pizza. Just like you! .. Did I just dig myself into a hole?
Atticus Hammond 09/18/17 Wifebae
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He reminds me of you!
Atticus Hammond 09/18/17 Wifebae
Have you seen the pizza rat video?
Atticus Hammond 09/17/17 Wifebae
{video attached}

I found your spirit dog!
Atticus Hammond 09/16/17 "Double burrito for my wife, side of bean."
-grins-
"You get all of the snuggles, anyways."
-bops her nose-
"I think you need a Snickers, sugar."
Atticus Hammond 09/16/17 "I know! It's all my fault!"
-wraps limbs around monster-
-tender lil smooch-
"How about we stop thinking about the monster bean for a little while, okay? I'll give you a massage, and MAYBE even tuck you into a burrito blanket tonight."
Atticus Hammond 09/16/17 "What?! Don't read scary stories!"
-snatches book away-
"What to expect when you're expecting... Camille!"
-pulls wife into hug-
"The bean is NOT swimming around in there. It's just comparing sizes. Promise! ... Want some ice cream?"
Atticus Hammond 09/15/17 Wifebae
... 25 weeks.
Atticus Hammond 09/15/17 Wifebae
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I want one of these. So I can take the bean necromancer hunting!
Atticus Hammond 09/13/17 You can wrap me in your arms anytime... As long as there's a side of guac.
Atticus Hammond 09/12/17 The excitement, however brief, slips away like steam from a boiling pot. There's a clear disappointment to his body language when she pulls away, and Atticus, for his part, still reaches to pull her back - but she's just out of reach by the time he reacts. "Camille, come on now." He hushes, standing up in turn. Her reaction leaves him feeling helpless, and wholly responsible for her panic, for her unrest, for all of this.

"I'm sorry, okay? I don't know what you want me to say to fix this, baby." His head hangs, hands gripping his waist as he awaits some sort of verbal lashing. It's in his nature to retreat at the first sign of trouble, or, in this case, to resign to defeat, and allow the blame to fall onto his shoulders. When she grabs her coat, he doesn't react right away. He watches her hand turn the knob, and finally, he looks up and pipes up.

"Need some air, or need some space from me?" He asks with a degree of hurt in his voice, feet carrying him over to her, even if she pulls away. "If I had the magic words to fix this, you know I'd offer them. The last thing I want is for you to be upset, Camille. But I'm here, trying to understand it, just like you. But we can... We can make it work. Okay?"

His hands find her wrist, the other one attempting to gently pry the coat from her fist. "I'm freaking out too. The last thing I expected..." He squints, a terse breath leaving his lips. "We're already married, we have the means... We can handle this. So what if we ruin the kid? There are plenty of serial killers out there. Who knows if it's nature or nurture, right? We'll be fine. You and me? We'll be fine."

Without hesitation, he leans in to press an earnest kiss to her lips. "I love you. That's never going to change. Not even when you get fat, and you don't love me anymore. Scout's Honor, babe."
Atticus Hammond 09/12/17 Her urgency leaves him unsettled, fumbled words doing nothing to ease his mind from worry. Nevertheless, he holds Camille against his body, hushed words of comfort slipping through heavy breaths as he keys into her tone, the message unfolding becoming clearer and clearer. Until, his breath hitches, and, since he isn't a student man, he makes the clear assumption. His mind is reeling with revelation that she is attempting to make abundantly clear to him.

He sputters, nothing coherent parting from his lips. Gray eyes are wide with shock, though, if he's being honest... There's absolute cause and reason to be able to make such an assumption. He just doesn't want to admit it to himself, or to her. "Oh... 'Kay." He replied slowly, still struggling to find sound in his throat. He squeezes his eyes shut, desperate to organize his thoughts. To say the right thing. To make her feel safe, comforted, and loved. In such a pivotal moment, words mean so much more.

"It only matters what you want. My feelings, what I believe... They don't matter, understand? It's about you, right now. Your body." His words are achingly sincere, each word emphasized. He draws back as he speaks, wanting that to be clear as his gaze tracks hers. "And don't think of retorting with 'of course it does', sugar. Because I will happily, willingly, and lovingly support you, regardless of what you choose. Understand?" His intonation takes on the Southern twang it often does when he scolds, but there's a bright, enigmatic smile consuming his face.

Excitement, pure and unadulterated. Fear of the unknown, of course. But, if he's followed her correctly, and hasn't just made an utter fool of himself... He knows if Camille is there, nothing can be THAT bad.
Atticus Hammond 09/12/17 Atticus brow creases in worry as he climbs up onto the bed, taking both of her hands and pulling them into his hold. He clears his throat, eyes half-lidded as he scruntinizes her appearance. She doesn't seem ill, which only increases the worry that swells in his otherwise hollow feeling chest. Frankly, the idea of Camille feeling at all unwell leaves Atticus feeling nauseous, as if his subconscious sympathizes with her current position.

His hands peel back from hers, instead nicely to neatly tuck wayward strands of hair behind her ears, lips pressing a reassuring kiss against her cold-feeling forehead. "You know you can tell me anything, Camille." He assures with complete sincerity. He takes the time to pull her up against his chest, providing the sort of physical contact and comfort he senses she needs. And, in complete honesty, he relishes in the feeling as well.

"Is it something serious?" He attempts a serious tone, still tempered with a smooth affection that never seems to fade when addressing her. "You have my name, which means you'll always have me. Whatever it is, just tell me. I'm all ears."
Atticus Hammond 09/12/17 Atticus can't place the root of his unrest. And when he can't, he follows his mother's advice, and assumes he's only hungry. He takes his walk, wandering along the lines his phone's GPS dictates until he reaches the nearest Golden Arches. The trip is clearly more for Camille than himself, as he graciously ensures his wife will receive a box of 20 McNuggets, all the sauces included. After eating a cheeseburger, the man realizes that, perhaps he doesn't know why he's upset, because he isn't upset at all.

It's a ridiculous realization, but the man has never been anything short of that. With a casual whistle, he know makes his way down the hall, greasy paper McDonalds bag gripped in a fist. He falls silent, however, after ascending the final staircase that leads to the room he and Camille share. He isn't sure if she'll be sleeping, so he pushes the door open gingerly, kicking his shoes off in the process.

"Hey, honey." He immediately exudes a warmth with her presence in such proximity, not having yet examined her concerning body language yet. "I got you a snack, with all of the fixin's." Placing the bag on the counter, he slides over in stocking feet to almost tackle her over. Instead, he falters and stops short at the sheer sight of her concern, flopping onto his behind with a grunt. "What's wrong, Cam? Is it me? I didn't meant to be rude earlier." He crawls up into his knees, pressing against the edge of the bed as he peers up at her, much like a dog begging for a treat.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/12/17 [Facetime Call 1:59]

" It's weird not being by you with my squeaky toy...I buried all my toys in the backyard. The boys miss you! They're asleep now. Anything exciting happen?"
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 Did you at least wipe it off first?!
-hovers-
Oh, two blue lines... That's...
-checks box-
Camille, just, y'know, breathe. Because you're so pregnant. Ohemgee. OHEMGEE.
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 -leans on door frame-
Because you're a cheap b*tch, doy.
-toothy grin-
So, what's the verdict? Are you p to the r the...you get the point.
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 Shut up, at least I'm not pregnant!
-cackles-
Don't get pee everywhere, either. That's my bathroom...
-grumbles-
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 -soft laugh-
How charming, you are. What a lucky husband you have, that has to put up with this for nine months. Ohemgee. He's going to kill himself!
-prances off, returns with stick-
I always have like a dozen handy. Don't really need them anymore. They were super useful when Jameson and I were doing the nasty.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/12/17 [Ongoing FaceTime]

"Cami! I miss you too. It's okay. How is Bloem?"
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 -stares-
I'm going to tell him. Right now.
-zero bullsh*t-
You have ten seconds to be proactive or I'll overstep my boundaries all over again!
Elouise Orlav 09/12/17 GOPEEONASTICK OR I'MTELLINGYOURHUSBAND.
-huffs-
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 He's a loser, but I think he may genuinely love you. Like Jameson, because he became an undead piece of ass cancer.
-pats- Why not just tell him? Worse thing that happens is I have to raise your sh*tty little sh*t baby.
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 I thought the same, and the awkward part about that is, the baby just gets bigger and ruder.
-squints-
Why?! Did he say he'd leave you? I'll kick his scrawny ass! Where is he?!
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -more laughter-
I was trying to take the subtle, gentle approach. But, you don't understand metaphors. So.
-squints-
I think you should go pee on a stick. I mean...would you just take a pregnancy test?! I can't tell if you're crazy or not.
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -little scoff-
I meant condoms, but, clearly, uh, you don't.
-gentle shoulder tap-
Maybe we should go to the drugstore, Camille.
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -stares at hungry and hormonal friend-
So, Cami...
-has to keep a straight face-
Do you and Atticus use protection...?
-gigglesnorts-
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -blank stare-
No, we can't go to London. We have a Logan to protect, Camille.
Are you high?!
-checks pupils-
No...what's the deal!?
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -blinks-
I always have ice cream. And Cheetos. And Rice Krispie Treats.
-ushers into room- You can have all of it, as long as you promise not to eat me.
Elouise Orlav 09/11/17 -follows wing like Garfield- Camille. Are you going to share?
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 "I'm not disappointed, Cam. Not in the least."
-leans over, kisses her forehead-
"I'm going to go for a walk, okay? I'll be back later. We can make fajitas."
-faint smile, wanders off-
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 -huffs-
"That's all?"
-lifts off wee wife-
-dusts self off-
"Cool."
-mildly disappointed-
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 -wide eyes-
-stroke like indicators- "Camille. Don't kid."
-so many fixed feelings-
"Just tell me."
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 "I don't know what I want! That's the honest truth."
-poutiest of pouts-
"It doesn't matter in the least, what I want, darlin'. It is, at the end of the day, YOUR body. So let's just let it go!"
-clings to-
"You're not allowed to leave me, woman!"
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 -sincere panic-
-tries to escape, fails-
"Sugar, why are you SO strong?!"
-draaaawls-
"I don't know. What do YOU want??"
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
What if I'm super persuasive? :[ It's okay. Lavender is good enough. I DON'T NEED A LEGACY.
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
I'll fatten you up. And then you'll be ready for tons and tons of babies. Isn't that great?
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
Why?! Are you going to eat me?!
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
Prove... It?
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
I don't know!! Children are gross. And sooo needy. And you'd split like a pea!
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 Wifebae
'Ughhhhhh' to what? Elouise? Or to baby-making?!
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 {Fwd to Wifebae}
Atticus
My child is my hobby. Yours should be getting your wife to 'put out and pop out' as the tabloids say.
The Reverend 09/11/17
Fit in? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Thank you, nonetheless.
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 -scoops up wee wife-
"We're having our own Christmas. Just you, me, and Michael Bublé!"
-forehead kiss-
"Don't worry. I won't let her cook you."
Atticus Hammond 09/11/17 -whines-
"She's evil! What did you do to make her angry?!"
-nuzzles, so desperate-
"What if she tried to eat me? She looked so hungry!"
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 -so much panic-
"She tried to kidnap me! She tugged on my EAR!"
-clings to wife-
"Never let me out of your sight again!"
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
I plead the fifth!
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
... Babies can't have beer?? 😳
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
I get to keep him for Sunday night football? 😇
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
I'm not sad. I'M. FINE.
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
I'll go give Logan back. I certainly wouldn't want to make you or Lavender jealous.😒
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
You get me. So glad we're on the same page. Do I get to keep Atticus Jr. if you kill her?
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
{image attached}


I might be wearing something similar... You know what to do if you're afraid of Elouise thirsting over me and my supreme daddiness, don't you?
Atticus Hammond 09/10/17 Wifebae
{image attached}


Look at Atticus Jr.'s new suit!
Elouise Orlav 09/09/17 Camille
Your husband won't give me my son. Omfg.
Atticus Hammond 09/09/17 Wifebae
I told you I'd build you a house, and I'm going to do it. I'll let you hammer in a few nails, though. You're supposed to sit back and relax, sugar butt.
Atticus Hammond 09/09/17 Wifebae
But you were married to a woman, weren't you? I get it. You're Atticus-sexual. ;] A man's job is at the grill, thank you. And I'll teach you momma's recipe for sweet tea. You don't have to do anything but put your feet up and look as cute as you always do. 😘
Atticus Hammond 09/09/17 Wifebae
😍 We can change that, if you want. My work-wives want to go out. And by go out, I mean camp on the Charleston property. I'm going to make them help me build the house. Lesbians are good for that, right? You're a former lesbian. Do you have any insight?
Atticus Hammond 09/09/17 Wifebae
How do you feel about double-dates?
Sookie Hammond 09/08/17 "Listen you she demon. Christ compels ya to leave my son."
"Makes air gestures and splashes with water^
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
What kind of puppy??
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
If you need me, I'll be eating my feelings. :(
Sookie Hammond 09/08/17 "Listen here golden demon. I'm here for my boy. You are starving him. Did they not teach y'all how to cook in Hell?"
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
We are adopting this child. He will be my prodigy. I can dress him up like a tiny archaeologist.
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
Really? Because I've been discussing the Paleolithic Period for like three hours now...
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Cam-Cam
Not promising to keep your blood pressure level ALL of the time. ;) Wait... Can I flirt in front of a baby?? Is that unethical?
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Camille
I won't let anything happen to Atticus Jr.** And Lavender doesn't like football. He likes futbol. There's a different. Are you okay? Anything I can do to help?
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
Who am I going to watch Football with?? You ask too many questions! Atticus Jr. just sits there and gurgles like me.
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Wifebae
Does this mean I have to give Atticus Jr. back?? Yes, I renamed the baby.
Elouise Orlav 09/08/17 Camille
I don't want to put any of your other members in the middle of this. But I'll do what you think is best. I trust you.
Atticus Hammond 09/08/17 Group-Chat:
Wifebae; Herpes
Atticus has left the Group-Chat.
Elouise Orlav 09/08/17 Groupchat: Atticus, Camille
Jameson is looking for him. I'm coming home, and I'm moving him somewhere else. He simply can't have him. It's not an option.
Elouise Orlav 09/08/17 Groupchat: Atticus; Camille
Is my baby still alive?? I'm on my way back to Bloemfontein.
That Girl 09/08/17
Atticus Hammond 09/07/17 "Maybe YOUR Sookie is showing!"
-glowers-
"Should I eat a Snickers?"
Atticus Hammond 09/07/17

-grumbles- "Looks like I'm building a SAUNA in the new house, too. First, Matilde takes my name, and now no hot water?? What's next?! Was our wedding day not the happiest day of you life?!"
Atticus Hammond 09/07/17
"Did you use all of the hot water again?!"
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Wifebae
Will you wear the... You know what? I'll just come to you. We can negotiate.
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Wifebae
It's fine, I promise. He's sort of growing on me. Knowing he's temporary helps, though. However, I wouldn't be opposed to whatever offer is on the table...
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Wifebae
My work wife said she'd take him. It'll be great! Lesbians are good at raising babies, aren't they?

Wifebae
... Never mind. :[
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Wifebae
Great news, honey! Found someone to raise Logan for us.
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 "A long six months?" Atticus pauses, a small smirk growing on his lips. "It's my job to remedy that, isn't it?" After sending an affirming glance that Logan is indeed sleeping, he leans down, scooping Camille up under her knees. "A lap dance WAS promised, after all." Hugging his wife close to his chest, Atticus begins to happily trot away.

Because Camille Hammond is one spoiled rotten bride.
Mackenzie 09/05/17 McIdjit
And light a match.
Mackenzie 09/05/17 Sh-t Brains
Just thinking of you.
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Of course Atticus can sympathize with the many demands of leadership. Camille's willingness to put herself at risk in the service of others is one of her many attributes he admires immensely. "Foolish question, on my part. I just worry that since he was a friend... You might extend hesitation." The same way that Camille refused to kill him, when perhaps letting zombie Atticus die would have been a better option than giving up her wings. At least, it would have served her better.

He stoops, bristly cheek pressed against hers as he places an affectionate kiss against her soft skin. His arms take on a more cradling pose, enveloping her at the waist. "I wasn't aware you and Elouise had such a history." In truth, he had hoped the connection wasn't so severely strong. But, his wife is her own person.

"If you trust her, then I will learn to. You KNOW I trust you." He offers a small grin then, pulling back far enough to show it before he gives her the cheesiest of eskimo kisses. "How long about did all of this happen? Jameson disappearing?"
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 "Sounds familiar..." He quips, observing with a quiet admiration the way Camille goes about ensuring the comfort of Logan. "So, he's not dead. But, not NOT dead." His brow stoops, an odd feeling growing like a weed in the pit of his stomach. "Loose cannon, huh?" He knows it should have already been entirely obvious, in her sudden appearance in Bloemfontein, how she seemingly abandoned her child with a total stranger...

He of course, is in no way assured of her, especially around Camille. However, he trusts in Camille's judgment implicitly. "Is this Jameson a threat to you?" He hopes the question does not come off as alarmed as he feels, but his care for his wife is genuine. "You've known her for awhile, I assume. But I hope her presence isn't going to bring untoward attention onto your institute. I don't want to have to kill anybody."
Mackenzie 09/05/17 B-tchface
Ew.
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 "One day, you're actually going to tell me about Jameson and Elouise, aren't you? Given the fact I'm ensuring the survival of their child while you eat your feelings... I deserve some facts!" Atticus supplants his words with a tender kiss, a bit of mischief in his expression. "Should I bribe you with food?"
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17 Atticus pauses, a hint of true concern glimmering in gray eyes that normally brood with deep and intense thought. "I don't think you'd break him. Not that you'll ever have to worry about that. It's just you, me, and our menagerie. Promise." For emphasis, his pointer finger crosses his heart in either direction. "I'm far too territorial to share you with a child for more than just this one, temporary occurrence."
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17
"Do we get to keep this one?" He asks, sitting up and setting Logan back into his carrier. "... That's a joke. Lavender would get sooooo jealous!" Atticus purses his lips, hands reaching out to grasp at her waist. "However, I do SO enjoy how uncomfortable you are holding him. Better than most comedies!"
Atticus Hammond 09/05/17
"Babe?? Come look! Behold the cuteness!"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
Atticus shuffles into the kitchen, immediately going for a cup of coffee, because he KNOWS he'll need the energy. He leans against the counter casually, sipping at the lukewarm java while his wife looks soooo lost with Logan. It's quite amusing for him. "I'm sorry to hear. If he was in your leadership, then I assume he was a friend?" He bites back any further remarks, finally making his way around to prepping for his wife's snack of choice. "... Not skinny." He mumbles, a side-ways brooding stare sent in her direction before he continues in the many machinations of his cooking routine.

"Is that why she's so..." What? Insane? Outrageous? Baffling? "I guess I'd be sort of crazy if you knocked me up and died. Which you're not permitted to do, thaaaank you." Once the water is set to boil, Atticus meanders back towards Camille, lips perching a loving kiss against her forehead. "He can't really tell the difference between you and Elouise, can he? Doesn't he recognize that you're just waaaaay sexier?" Ever the hopelessly horrible schmoozer, Atticus.
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"Jameson? Someone willingly had a baby with Elouise Orlav?" Not that Atticus understands the drive to procreate, under any circumstance. It's a natural stall on one's ambitions and career. And for Atticus, there was only one person who could ever stand a chance at pulling his attention away from his work, and she was standing next to him.

"I'll make you some mac n' cheese, for being soooo brave, and maybe he'll fall asleep." He then pauses. "Who's Jameson, and why can't HE watch his own damn child?"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"Babies drink milk. SPECIAL milk. Not the stuff I use for cereal. Theirs is like... Special. Boob milk." He blinks, thoroughly distressed he chose the verbatim 'boob milk'. It's her fault for marrying such an awkward, social inept man. "I've got this. I've fought cultists, slain dragons... This is kid stuff! Oh. Literally."

He is absolutely overselling his ability to care for this baby, but, he always hopes to be a partner his wife can rely on in situations just like this. If she's going to have to live outside of her comfort zone, he's going to build a damn house and move in with her. "Diapers? Psh. No big deal. Done it thousands of times!" He conducts a very casual, nonchalant hand-wave, but in reality, the man is screwed. She just doesn't need to know that QUITE yet.
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
Atticus watches as Camille takes little Logan up into her arms, unabashedly amused by how incredibly uncomfortable she is. He has cousins with children. He supposes, in a handful of instances, he's dealt with one or two. He's not TOTALLY unequipped to handle a baby, he just prefers to keep his distance. Luckily, he's married to a woman who feels just the same.

"She did." He confirms, moving a hand to rest at the small of her back while the other traced a small track against the boy's silky cheek. "There's bottles, formula, THANK GOD, and diapers. And a few outfits. We'll be fine. Right?"
Elouise Orlav 09/04/17 Camille
Didn't you get my snail mail?
I'm going to London! Have fun with Wolverine!
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"I don't like this." His twang is clear and slightly agitated, but in truth, he doesn't seem COMPLETELY bothered by the current scenario. "Do babies bite? What happens if he needs his diaper changed?" Gray eyes reflect back to his wife, panic now evident. "Is it going to Chucky us while we're sleeping??"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17 Wifebae
It has a name?? It looks so new! It's a boy? Honey, help. There's so many bottles. Is this breast milk? EW. BABE. COME HOMEEEE.
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17 Wifebae
Herpes left her baby here, and I think it needs to be fed and watered? Like a zoo animal?? I don't know. He keeps making awkward eye contact with me.
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17 Wifebae
911.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/04/17
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"If that's the case.." -scoops up- "We're going to be busy for awhile!"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"I don't know..." -waggles brows- "Is it working?!"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"You're being cute and distracting, OBVIOUSLY." -shuts grimoire- "... How you doin'?"
Atticus Hammond 09/04/17
"Stop giving me that look. I'm TRYING to work."
Caitlyn Darrow 09/03/17
Caitlyn Darrow 09/03/17 Unknown Recipient
OK! I like games.
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
You're pretty dang 🔥🔥🔥 in my humble opinion..
Your secret is safe with me, baby doll. 💛
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
How is it possible to be THIS cute?
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
To be clear, nothing beats coming home to you. Not even mac n' cheese compares.
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae

I better be!
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
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I'm just picking up some tacos and ice cream for my gorgeous wife, first. Is that a crime?!
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
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I could tell you, OR, I could just show you. 😉
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
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I have a few ideas about how your time could be better spent...
Atticus Hammond 09/03/17 Wifebae
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Atticus Hammond 09/02/17 Wifebae
Sexy husband it is. Found the boom box, also. Are YOU ready? 😉
Atticus Hammond 09/01/17 Wifebae
You're right. Now, do you want sexy fireman or sexy policeman?
Caitlyn Darrow 09/01/17 Cami
I'm reading Cosmopolitan and that's what they say keeps husbands from leaving.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/01/17 Cami
Birthday suits means just birthday hats right???Asking for a friend.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
I'm not going to do it if you're already having a stroke.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
I can't very well strip in front of your friends. You'll kill them all, and that'd be a very sad bachelorette party. So, I've decided to give you a private show tonight. Get some dollar bills out.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
Not a problem. Can the ceiling in your bedroom support a pole?
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
Have you seen my boom box?
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
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... On my way.
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
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Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
It's where I grocery shop! C'mon!
I'll just Google it, since you're not being forthcoming.

Wifebae
Oh...

Wifebae
Does that offer still stand??😍
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
What? Is it like Cost-Co? We can just use my card!
Atticus Hammond 08/31/17 Wifebae
Honey, what's a v-card? Did someone steal your purse? Do I have to kick someone's ass?
Jameson Orlav 08/30/17 [E-Mail Encryption Begin:]
{To: CRameau@solitude.org}
{From: ------ @ -------}

Stay the hell away from New Orleans. Stay out of my business. My orders have nothing to do with you. I don't want to have to hurt you, so don't make me, Camille.

// end encryption
Elouise Orlav 08/30/17 Elouise is minding her own sh*t. Eating cheetos. The usual. And then a tiny screaming midget disrupts her f*cking day. "CAMILLE. OH MY GOD." Her hair is being pulled, and she's 99% sure the angel is intent on killing her.

"You're not supposed to be this mad! You got laid! I heard! We all heard!" ...probably shouldn't have said that. "I mean...I'm sorry I kissed your husband! But I assure you, my lips are clean!"
Caitlyn Darrow 08/30/17 *Consults with Amazon*
*Mails 14 cases of Orange juice to Camille*
*Accidentally sends 14 orange juicers to Camille instead*
Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 Atticus has never been the smoothest of guys. Camille can certainly attest for this fact. He's not a social man, by any means. However, his wife seems to constantly draw something out of him that has long remained dormant. A passion and vigor that lays outside of his work. It's a powerful force, always compliant to Camille's will. He finds himself in one of these moments now, overwhelmed with an adhering love for the woman wrapping herself around him, he can think of no good reason to stop.

There's one truly important statement that needs to be made. This, he knows. He feels the three words pushing from the back of his throat like a battering ram. "I love you." He mumbles against her lips, gray eyes stormy with evident intention.



And so, he lowers her onto the bed. Because for Atticus, there's nothing left to be said.
Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 Atticus's hands fall to his sides as she steps away. There's a twinge of disappointment in his body language, shoulders drooping some. He doesn't understand French, but he can always dictate from her tone whether or not the topic is positive. Evidently, NOT. At least, he hopes it's not directed towards him.



"How do I feel about it?" He bites his bottom lip, dangerously careful with his words. After all, he'll have to live with the results. So, he decides words simply aren't going to cut it. He steps towards her, fingers taking hold of the fabric at her waist. He spins her back in his direction, his movements fluid and sure. And without any futher hesitation, presses an unassuming kiss to her lips.

Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 He pauses, reevaluating his position. That, and to appreciate the not-so-subtle sarcasm his wife displays. It doesn't help that she's adorable to boot. So, he steps over, thumb wiping away some residual toothpaste clinging to the corner of her mouth. His fingers thrift through her hair with ease, disentangling the unruly beginnings of knots. He is quiet, a glint of pure adoration in the gaze he shares with her.

"I don't know how women work." He replies in a quiet tone, still keeping intimate proximity with her. "I'm going to go ahead and assume, Elouise simply manipulated me. With that being said, she kissed ME, no reciprocating. AND, I may have mentioned something else." He's reluctant to share, because, well, he should have known better.



Not exactly the smoothest of men, Atticus Hammond. "She was quite forward. In regards to... Our sex life. In that, perhaps I've been lagging behind. I suppose there is a difference between taking one's time, and procrastinating. I just wanted to know how you felt. Elouise Orlav and her nosiness taken completely out of the equation."
Atticus Hammond 08/30/17 There's minimal time to react. Atticus scoops up his bride and makes his way back up the two flights or stairs that would bring that to her room, now somewhat shared space for the couple. He shuts the door behind them, setting her tiny form gently back upon the ground. As the panic subsides, his expression grows more complex. Perhaps, even worrisome.



"Is there something you want to tell me?" The man plants a hand on his hip, the other reaching up to scratch idly at his cheek, a nervous tick. "Your tall blonde friend is QUITE opinionated."
Elouise Orlav 08/30/17 Camille
I just want to know what sized duster I should buy you to remove the cobwebs from your dusty old vajeen. ;)
I don't know where the f*ck Jameson is, and I didn't even KNOW my wife. So smd.
Still definitely gonna fondle your boyfrand. :)
Elouise Orlav 08/30/17 Camille
Aren't you still a virgin??? How does that even work?
I'M GONNA TAKE HIS VIRGINITY.
Elouise Orlav 08/30/17 Camille
You can give me the gummies, color unimportant, or I'll molest your little boy husband.
Elouise Orlav 08/30/17 Camille
Hoe, where you be at.
I'm tryna finesse some gummies ya feel?
Atticus Hammond 08/29/17 Wifebae
🦎💑🍦🌮🍔🍟💕👑🔥
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 "We get meat on the pizza. It's all the food groups!"
-scoops up-
"Speaking of food, let's go get some deep fried mac n' cheese."
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 "Maybe a few sips here and there..."
-swats at-
"Don't give me that look! I'm just doing what makes him happy! He isn't a diabetic... Yet."
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 -bites shoulder-
"It's his favorite! Are you telling me to deprive our only son?!" -incredulous stare-
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 Wifebae
Of COURSE they were fresh. I wouldn't abuse our child with stale donuts. I'll make sure he doesn't eat any more. Does that mean he can't have this Dr. Pepper?
Tucker Reid 08/28/17 "Yes? Can I help you?"
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 Wifebae
I don't know. They were donut holes.
He keeps giving me side eye. Do you think it should just because he's a lizard?
Atticus Hammond 08/28/17 Wifebae
Honey, I think I fed Lavender too many donuts...
Atticus Hammond 08/27/17 Wifebae
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Atticus is wondering the same thing... Be right there. 😘
Lucius Dalca 08/27/17 Lucius was just strolling along minding his own business until he saw a familiar face he had met a couple of months back in his city. He had seen her every so often throughout his time in the underworld but never really had the time to strike an actual conversation until now. The warlock approached her with a charming smile and a friendly demeanor, "Heya! Do you remember me? Long time to see." He asked her never revealing the real intention behind the sudden approach.
Atticus Hammond 08/26/17 Wifebae
With great pictures, comes great responsibility. Don't show that to anyone else!
Atticus Hammond 08/25/17 Shugah Plum
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Found this in an old shoebox... If you're wondering why I was single, you now know why.
No Fear Cavalier 08/25/17 *slowly stops working on his bike, sensing someone behind him. Turns around with a raised eyebrow as he wipes grease on his dirty tee* Can I, uh, help you miss? *stares back*
Kai Noire 08/24/17 Kai cast the woman a sideways glance. "Do buy yourself something pretty Watson."
Camille Rameau just stole $2,520.00 from you!
- Kronos - 08/24/17 Eloquence; a characteristic most lacked in the current day and age yet this woman spoke it. Only few had caught the gladiator's attention the way this being seemed to. As a man forged of the unyielding flames of hatred stoked by the Gods themselves he knew power when it stood before him; here it was in the body of a blonde woman flashing a rather convincing grin. A flat line curved upwards into a half grin.

"Then I will keep a look out. If anything, my curiosity may get the best of me. And, as for my name... Kronos. I am known solely as Kronos."
- Kronos - 08/24/17 Blonde women seemed to flock to the Realm as flies to rotting meat. It seemed nothing had changed. However, this woman held a power to her. She had not flocked as all the others had in his years of residence within this unforgiving existence. No, her presence demanded respect.

Kronos liked that.

"I shall be sure to remember but forgive me if I am not quick to trust. You know as well as I do what can lurk behind the innocent smile of a denizen here in The Realm." His words were not meant to be disrespectful or hostile in the least, simply blatant truth.
- Kronos - 08/24/17 "Thank you... blonde woman. Have we met in the past? I feel we have."
That Girl 08/23/17 I see you got out of the dive bar. xoxo
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17

As if Atticus Hammond isn't already a goner with this woman, she brings home a present. And not just any present. THE present. It's the be-all and the end-all of presents. He visibly swoons, stormy eyes wide and totally enamored with her. "You're craftier than I realized, Cam-Cam." He toys with the bone gently in his hand, momentarily speechless as the magnitude of the moment reaches him.

He isn't the feelsies type, but Camille brings something out in him. A child-like, lovey dovey, doodle in your notebook kinda vibe. And he won't lie, he doesn't mind one bit. He even kinda likes it. "Is this where my money went, little lady?" He raises a brow, a smirk teasing his lips. "See, this makes any future gift attempt on my part lame. I mean... You brought home a cat dinosaur!" He swoops in before he's even really finished speaking, lips finding hers in a tender display of gratitude. "I can make a spell circle if you want to raise our little friend tonight. We'll just need a sacrifice."
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17

Atticus is minding his own business, organizing his rock collection when the door opens and closes. A soft, heartfelt smile touches his lips, as he knows just who the visitor is. He hardly has time to drop his rock hammer before he is being tugged into an unforgiving kiss, his own arms involuntarily wrapping around her waist. He feels a bit foolish, gray eyes still wide with shock even after she pulls away. His hands stay firmly affixed to her hips, forehead pressing to hers as his eyes avert to the object in her hand. "A bone?" He pulls back some, teeth flashing as a chuckle slips loose.

"I'm afraid I'll have to a bit of time researching. Give me a hint?" His tone lilts, ensuring his southern twang melts her like butter. "Please?" It's the best tool in his arsenal, at present. Because otherwise, she has totally disarmed him.
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17 Wife
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Bring it on, chick. I'll be here looking cute as sin.
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17 Text To: Crafty Wife
Can't believe you thefted from me. Your own HUSBAND. Guess you're going to miss me dancing around in nothing but your silky robe. Shame. [insert kissing emoji]
Atticus Hammond 08/23/17 BestWife
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Aren't I just the luckiest guy ever... I've got my suit on, and I'm ready for a family dinner. Hope you're ready for alla dis.
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17

"Apparently I'm on EVERYTHING duty. I've been domesticated. Like Lavender." -small grin- "What was that about no pants, now?"
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 "You're lucky you're cute..."



-mimics- "Make me a sandwich, Atticus. I wear the pants, Atticus. You're a pretty princess, Atticus." -grumps-
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 Text To: Gunslinger
You know the drawl comes natural. I'll just exaggerate a little more. ;] As for the tune... I will school Mary Had a Little Lamb on this bad boy, and then I'm taking my groupie for some impromptu burgers.
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 Text To: Pardner For Life
Well, little miss... I reckon since you've been on your best behavior, I very much well could scrounge up a tune for you.
[part 2/2]
How much longer do I have to talk Cowboy?
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 {New Snapchat}
Of course there's some scruff left!
And the cowboy hat you asked for, plus some harmonicas. 😎
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 typing...
New Message!

Aw. You'll always be the hottest wife. 😘 Lucky for you I shaved it off right after I sent the picture. 😇
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 typing...
New Message!

Yeah, I just made it into a handle-bar. What do you think?!
Atticus Hammond 08/22/17 {New Snapchat}

I fixed the mustache!
Atticus Hammond 08/21/17

"A cowboy hat, you say?" -nonchalant shrug- "Let's go get one, then. You can pick it out. As many or as little rhinestones as you want."
Atticus Hammond 08/21/17 -runs in to collect alla the kissies-


"Do you need me to put on another dress, or something? Is that another kink? No kinkshaming under this roof!" -snickers- "But you'll have to bribe me mooore."
Miakoda Silverwolf 08/21/17
Hello! Thanks for letting me join the team.
Atticus Hammond 08/21/17 Text To: Fav Gal
Deal. I can't believe you're forcing me to relive trauma. I was showering in the locker room at the gym and someone stole my clothes and left a dress. Big, poofy, green with white polka dots. This was only two weeks ago.
Atticus Hammond 08/21/17 Text to: Queen Kween
The heart. Uh... One wish? I want to tame a lion and keep him as my friend. Two tacos and a convincing kiss.
Atticus Hammond 08/21/17 Text To: Wifebae
2-dimensional. You can't snuggle a hologram.
[part 2/4]

Yes. But I'm not saying why without tacos.
[part 3/4]

Rapunzel. I'm only in it for the Gecko, though.
[part 4/4]

Walrus. What's yours?
Atticus Hammond 08/20/17

"Of course it's Lavender! Did I do a good job? Am I a keeper?"
Atticus Hammond 08/20/17
Atticus Hammond 08/20/17 Atticus lets out a nervous laugh, channeling a disarming smile meant for the one and only petite blonde in his heart. "Good behavior? Or maybe just that I like you. C'mon then, sugar. I'll buy you another tub of frosting tomorrow, mmk?"



"I was going to use that to make cupcakes, for your information. I guess someone's just getting naked cake, now. How's that feel?" In proper gentlemanly fashion, he offers his arms, prepared to take a wholesome stroll with his kooky bride.
Atticus Hammond 08/20/17

"Your handsome husband in a suit is ready to take you out for tacos and raspberry ice cream. That is, if think you can handle alla the cuteness."
Kai Noire 08/19/17 Kai loathed most people, but his Watson was different from most people. He picked her up and spun her around before placing her back on the ground. "You have confused me Watson how do you not know if your marriage is real? I suppose mac n' cheese is important to a relationship. Not that I know if Atom can make it. Not that I'd be able to eat it but I seem to be getting off topic back to you and your new husband."
Lloyd R Darrow 08/19/17 -mumbles and mutters-
Alright. Fine. But only because she's so innocent and lovable. And for the record, your payroll is sh*t.
Lloyd R Darrow 08/19/17 -chases-
-leaps to tackle- Don't tell her! She's adorable and fragile and her crying face is like kicking a puppy!
Lloyd R Darrow 08/19/17 SHE ONLY HAS TWO KIDS. IF THEY'RE MORE I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE'S HIDING THEM. BUT THAT'S A HELL NO. STOP ENABLING HER. SHE HAS TO WEAR A HELMET IF SHE WANTS TO WALK THE DOGS. SHE ISN'T A BOSS.
Lloyd R Darrow 08/19/17 SHE ISN'T THE BOSS. SHE CAN'T EVEN PUT PANTS ON ON HER OWN. SHE TRIES TO JUMP IN TWO LEGS AT A TIME. YOU'RE RUINING A DELICATE SOCIAL HIERARCHY.
Lloyd R Darrow 08/19/17 STOP TELLING MY WIFE SHE'S THE BOSS. SHE CAN'T EVEN TIE HER OWN SHOELACES.
Caitlyn Darrow 08/19/17 *shrieks*
*flails arms around*
*squeaky rolls down the hallway*
*blinks*
He agreed to that?! Oooo he can bring home orange scented paper.GREATIDEACAMILLEHOFORANGERAMEAU!
*gleams*
Kai Noire 08/19/17 Watson
I heard from the grapevine you got married again.
Congratulations on your union, perhaps you will stay married long enough that I can get you a good gift this time.
Anything in particular you need? Nothing is too good for my Watson.
Matilde Hammond 08/19/17 It depends. If the danger lives in the poverty part of town and hunts Unidentified Objects with toiletries in their kitchen. I can handle that. What sort of mannerisms should I practice? You smell like father's sweat.

Matilde Hammond 08/19/17 Did you follow the rules when you created me? Why do rules even exist. I'm not harassing your husband. I'm bonding with my Father Atticus.That's how domestic relationships work.I would rather not blend in with Neanderthals. I'm better than them.

Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Best Wife
Queue husband in three... Two...

-jumps out- "One!" -tackles, drags away for all sorts of secret telling-
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Best Wife
Oh, no, no. Not even close to a doctor. I was really looking to get their belongings [i.e. grimoire] and the easiest thing to do was dress up like a mortician. And then you know what happens.
[part 2/2]
You threatened a government official? That's hot. And you say you're not as cool as me! Ever play ping-pong with a warlock's eye? They glow in the dark!
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Best Wife
Every time you learn something new about me, you like me a little bit more. I can work well with these odds on my side. So...
Did I ever tell you about the time I broke into a morgue to steal a witch's corpse and ended up having to perform the autopsy myself? Lots of intestines everywhere. 😍
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Cam-Cam
That's very fair. You know I loathe socialization. Especially with rude people. I'll be home soon with the funfetti and PBR. You can make a list of questions, and I'll answer them all. Or avoid them with kisses. Whichever.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Camille
Were you married to a woman? Is this a real marriage? Your daughter said a lot of things. She knows WAY too much about your sex life. Or lack thereof. Intentional lack thereof? I'm confused.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Camille
I have a few questions for you.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Honey Bae Bae
Funfetti for my bae. PBR too? Are we playing Mario Kart? I'll pick up some chapstick too. 'Cause after last night's mack-attack, you might need it. Also what was that about my trailer?! It's probably just a maimed witch or something.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Honey Boo Boo
What kind of cake? Why do I have to bring a razor? Do I have to shave? Boo. Fine. ... Must be all the extra testosterone.
To be clear, over the shirt action meant snuggles. But it's good to know I'm cute. ;]
Matilde Hammond 08/19/17 The words were spoken that you couldn't create a celestial spawn in your image. I will recreate the garden in our image. Just as you showed them that a daughter of Camille can exist.

You will have your answers in time.
Atticus Hammond 08/19/17 Text To: Honey Boo Boo
If I come home now, do I get some over the shirt action? Also, can we have birthday cake anyway? ... I'll bring home a cake.
Matilde Hammond 08/18/17 You are my mother, Camille. Let it confuse the children from the garden or the evolved Ardipithecus. I was at the Garden of Eden. Then I was at the place of my birth. The serpent stalked me.



You created me, and I will recreate the garden here.
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 Text To: Honey Boo Boo
Hey, sugar. Some super creepy blonde chick was looking for you. Kept calling you mother. Something you want to tell me about? Am I a step-father? Do I have to have to send her birthday cards now? Here's a cute picture of me anyway.
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Matilde Hammond 08/18/17 There were disgusting spawns from the Garden of Eden everywhere.
..The barnacles wept a wretched scent.
Besides, you aren't complicated to locate.
MOTHER.

Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 "Wait, wait, wait." -plants feet-
"One last thing.


"Okay, I'm ready!"
Atticus Hammond 08/18/17 "I definitely have a suit. Hold on." -scurries off-



"Will this do?"
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"I can definitely get a... Get a suit. I'll go get a suit right now. How many suits? I'll buy a dozen. Two dozen. A suit for every day of the year!"
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"Now you're starting to sound like my mother. No law degree, and no meddlesome kids unless you're having them. Which, for the record, I'm not interested in." He takes a step over, plucking the book from her hands and setting it aside. With a coy grin, he waggles a brow. "Certainly not opposed to the 'trying' part of meddlesome kids."
Mackenzie 08/17/17 Halitoses Face
I didn't see a permission slip.
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"No kinkshaming OR dragonslaying under this roof. Scout's Honor. We should get a list going of Do's and Don'ts. Like, don't stop cuddling me, for example." He plops down in her lap, like the big man-child he is. "And, do give me back scratchies. See how this works? It's a great system!"
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"The lesbians are everywhere, babe. Do you think Mackenzie knows she's a lesbian? Maybe she just needs a haircut. And, no, I'm not picking up extra blondes. This guy looked like a tool." He lets out a throaty whine, slapping away her newspaper. "As for dragons, there may or may not be a bearded dragon in a tank outside. His name is Lavender and he likes cornflakes."
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"Honey?! So much has happened. Some blonde guy yelled at me for trying to take his wallet, and I think I work-married a lesbian. Oh. And there was something else..."
Julliet Swan 08/17/17 She couldn't help but notice an unfamiliar face around -- and not to mention he seemed very comfortable around the sanctuary for being so fresh. Though, most perplexing, he seemed most comfortable around Camille. Julliet heard words tossed around the last few days, but she didn't want to assume anything. In passing, Julliet caught sight of her fellow blondie and plead to stop her for a moment.

"I believe congratulations are in order?" It didn't sound like the most confident statement she'd ever made. She couldn't judge what the relationship was at this point, but the foundational bond was evident. "So, congratulations!" She squealed as she went in for a quick, but genuine, hug with Camille.
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"This is no kinkshaming under this roof!" -squints- "Fine. I'll get the stetson and the whip. But only because you're cute, I'm easily convinced, and there's a promise of gummies."
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"Indiana Jones? Any reason in particular?" -straps brain bucket to her head, because safety first- "I think Atticus Hammond is more attractive than Indie. Don't you?" -expectant stare-
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"Hop on then, chick." -revs engine, then gasps- "Am I being extorted by my own bride? This is almost too good to be true. Where to? Liquor store? Taco Bell? Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell? The world is our oyster."
Atticus Hammond 08/17/17

"I don't know about tequila, but I did find this sweet ride." -sniffs the air- "You didn't share your tequila? Or your gummies?! Rudeness."
Mackenzie 08/16/17 "No. I don't need a lackey to do my dirty work," she hisses quietly, glaring up at the woman that embodies everything a festering turd should. Plucky. Bird-like. Graceful. Mackenzie cannot stand her. She drops her voice, tone becoming much more frank. "Do not disappoint me, Cam. It's one thing to f-ck with me. It is entirely another to f-ck with one of mine."
Mackenzie 08/16/17 "Han. F-cking. SOLO." Mackenzie corrects the woman through gritted teeth, reaching upward to wrap a bruising grip around the woman's wrists. "I will f-ck you up, Tweety. If he tells me you so much as look at him funny, your ass will be lit up brighter than a goddamn Catholic alter."
Miakoda Silverwolf 08/16/17 Thanks for the invite! Happy to be part of the chaos
*Grins and gives a thumbs up*
Mackenzie 08/16/17 "HEY!" The familiar angry brogue yells out, hoarse with irritation. Soon, the tiny terror known as Mackenzie is in full view. "You married my guy?! Seriously? You married the Daniel to my goddamn Miyagi!? First, you f-ck up my life with Han Solo. Now this?!"
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17

"Listen, sugar. I might not always be the hero you want, but I'm definitely the hero you deserve. And, yes, it was definitely the ring." He reaches over, tucking a strand of wayward blonde hair back behind her ear. "I do enjoy the subtle intricacies of an engagement ring with a bowl of mac n' cheese atop it. So much better than a diamond. It's like you know me, or something."
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17

"Woah, woah. I didn't wish for a 'bigger' tiara, I wished for the biggest tiara, for you! Oh, ye of little faith. So quick to cast me out. And it's not my fault I'm always shirtless. This gun show can't be held back."
Atticus Hammond 08/16/17

"Oh sh!t. Stand still. Don't move. There's an eyelash on your cheek. Let me get it with my teeth. Have to take my shirt off, though, 'cause I don't want to sweat it in. Serious business, capturing wayward lashes."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Oh, there you are down there, you short little imp. Had to take my shirt off so I could see better. My answer is yes!"
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Bring it in, then. We'll survive together. Gather a few more men, and I'll have some brother-husbands. To paint my toenails and throw the pigskin with."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Hey, that's rude. I've got plenty of redeemable qualities. I might have a sh!tty personality, but I'm shallow and my body is nice enough."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Guess we'll both have to be sans tiara, then. Wouldn't want to bruise my already fragile masculinity. And better lose the clothes, too. Might harm my metrosexual style if you're dressed better than me."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"That, madame, is none of your goddamn concern. If I'm a pretty princess, it's on the privacy of my own home. You're welcome to come and find out, however."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Bring a tiara, then. I expect the royal treatment."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Elvis, you say? In Moscow? 'fraid I'll have to see it to believe it. Treat me like a real lady, and I might let you take me out to see him."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Why a week? I'm already starting to regret this. Should'a stayed in Vegas."
Atticus Hammond 08/15/17

"Thanks... I think?"
Jameson Orlav 08/13/17
Mackenzie 08/12/17 Camille
Still f-cking hate you.
Kai Noire 08/06/17 Watson
I miss you, are you still alive?
It's been forever since I heard from you I am worried.
Elouise Orlav 07/23/17 Camille
Lick my taint.
Elouise Orlav 07/23/17 Camille
I want answers. His b*tch of a sister has blocked me out. She won't talk to me, and I'm sure has his phone, too. I'm impatient, Camille. If you have information, I think it's in everyone's best interest I have it.
Caitlyn Darrow 07/19/17 *triggered*
*squeals*
*unsure of which to try to grab first*
Elouise Orlav 07/18/17 Dumb Wh*re
...I have a f*cking baby, remember?
Oh. That's right.
I had the baby. He's not even ugly.
Elouise Orlav 07/18/17 French Wh*re
Goddamn right.
We are getting HIGH AF BBY.
Elouise Orlav 07/17/17 Let's get naked and dance in a sprinkler.
Caitlyn Darrow 07/17/17 Where are all the tacos? Is it Tuesday?
Mackenzie 07/01/17 Camile Poopoo
Afraid you'll have to. I'm babysitting. Don't ask. You remember how to find me?
Tucker Reid 06/28/17 Tepid eyes roll.
Thanks.
Noura Orlav 06/27/17 Noura is desperate, not scared. There is a difference. Forced to leave the Order for the safety of her own skin after a choice encounter, she found herself on the sh-t end of the stick and doing her very best to stay alive despite her crazed opponent. She's outmatched. For now. Then again, considering the traitorous, disgusting brood of lapdogs her sister-in-law keeps - who knows.

She sets out to find one person. An entity, really. She'd read about the woman, and heard of her numerous times. Noura had even been lucky enough to see a picture. Luckily, she is easy to find. Despite her brazen, b-tchy self, Nou approaches timidly with worry written on her face. "Camille...? I'm Noura. Orlav. Jameson's sister. I need your help."
Elouise Orlav 06/26/17 Camille
I don't know where the f*ck he is.
Why don't you stop being a trollop and come help me?
Elouise Orlav 06/26/17 Camille
new phone who dis
Mackenzie 06/24/17 Camille
Smells like bleach and halitosis in New York. Must mean you're here.
Ella Donovan 06/09/17 Camiflauge
Pretty sure this giant fvcking rat is going to eat me. It's in the bathroom.
Julliet Swan 06/07/17 *looks around*
Are there any ghosts in here?
Or are you drunk?
If not, then I'd say your eyes are functional.
*grins*
Matilde Hammond 05/25/17 Why couldn't I be like the rest of these misguided *******s of God? At least they get prayers.
Caitlyn Darrow 05/12/17 Please bring me more squeakies.
Elouise Orlav 05/04/17 Jameson and I did it in your office on the regular. ...and your room. Everywhere, really. H'okay. Go ahead and kill me.
Elouise Orlav 05/04/17 Your face looks like a crushed urinal cake.
Elouise Orlav 05/03/17
Caitlyn Darrow 05/02/17
Autumn Dalca 05/02/17
Vesper Vaughn 05/02/17
Lloyd R Darrow 04/23/17

You need to stop giving my wife squeaky toys. Do you know what it's like trying to get in-between her and those dogs?
Caitlyn Darrow 04/21/17
Gray Taylor 04/17/17 -Raises hand, touches to wrist, slooooowly guides her hand away-
Honey, you're a long way from cute.
Rhiannon Whitaker 04/17/17 Is this a gay thing?
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 Come at me, b*tch.
MAKE MY DAMN DAY.
Elouise Orlav 04/17/17 You look like cracked ass.
Atom Noire 04/16/17 -Comes hopping by in a bunny suit with an orange tabby cat sidekick in his basket-
-hands the woman a basket full of Cadbury eggs, chocolates, plastic eggs full of goodies and a stuffed rabbit-
"Happy Easter!"
-Hops away to his next victim-
Caitlyn Darrow 04/16/17
Penny Blackwell 03/29/17

Wow.. You're really pretty.

Kai Noire 03/19/17 To: Watson
Subject: I'm home

Wanna go kill someone?
Elouise Orlav 03/19/17
...Moscow changed me.
Mackenzie 03/17/17 Can't Stand This B-tch
Oye. I'm hungry. Give me something to kill. It's International Please Mackenzie Day.
Caitlyn Darrow 03/12/17
Mackenzie 03/03/17 Arsehole
Whenever I leave town, I always think of you a little more fondly. Then I go to text you something nice, and realize I still can't f-cking stand you. Slainte.
Elouise Orlav 02/15/17 Big Hoe
I'm getting married on the 28th.
I need to to kidnap Cher and coerce her into performing at the reception. Just give her some of the Kool-Aid, she'll be down for whatever.
Jameson Orlav 02/14/17 To: cr@solitude.com
From: Dr. J. Orlav
Subject: Marriage

You're smart for never getting married. I waited so long, I'm not sure why I gave in now. Does E. Ever talk to you about people? Or what's going on? We have all of these new members, and most of them are great, but I'm not sure if I trust them, or her. You're not really peopley so I don't know if you'd understand. But you know when you just think that something is wrong? Yeah, I've got that gut feeling. I suppose I could talk to Noura, but you know how she feels about Elouise. I'm thinking about making the trip to Bloemfontein for a few days. I'll chalk it up to business. You got time?

Jameson
Maya J Lawson 02/14/17 Happy Valentines Ya Blondie Beauty. Drinks on me!



Elouise Orlav 02/13/17 Is it cheating if it's gay?
You'd know, being a lesbian.
Elouise Orlav 02/11/17
Elouise Orlav 02/10/17 -leg sweeps-
Ophelia Fraye 02/10/17 Camille Rameau just stole $4,298.00 from you!

Rude.

Quinn Harper 02/10/17 Quinn looks at the woman, a small smile appearing, "...Neverland."
Elouise Orlav 02/09/17 Cash me ousside, how bow dah?
Elouise Orlav 02/09/17 Don't touch me with your leper fingers, you prolapsed anus in a wig.
Caitlyn Darrow 02/09/17
Caitlyn Darrow 02/09/17
Remi Rose 02/08/17 "Thanks! Ohemgee. So are you!"

Lucius Dalca 02/08/17 "You look like you leave good tips" ;)
Mackenzie 02/07/17 Listen, b-tch. You hired me. Suck it up.
Elouise Orlav 02/05/17
Noura Orlav 02/05/17 KARENCOMEBACK!
-Stomps past-
You can blame it all on me!
Ella Donovan 02/02/17

~+ Something touched her. Ella released a high pitch shriek at the invasion of privacy. Heart thumping rhythmically inside her chest. Oh god. What if it was Jameson? Both her hands moved to cover her face in embarrassment, and the tomato tone that now occupied her entire face. Two fingers carefully move apart as she looked on the person who excavated her shrill cry. A sharp breath of relief seeing it was Camille and not her realm crush.+~

''Hello. You're pretty too...Uh. Sorry. You may continue. ''
Lucius Dalca 02/02/17 Lucius finds her some time a few days later with a locator spell, "Heya stranger whose name keeps escaping me. So by any chance... Do you have more of those gummy bears?" He smiled brightly at the blond angel. "Also whats your name?"
Livia Vlcek 02/02/17 *sheeps* Thank you. It took long enough right? Not sure what to do now actually.
*looks to the purple glowy clothing she's been put it* Is it really purple though? It's the oddest color.
*nudges* You're kind of pretty...you know that right? I bet this color would look better on you.
*nods sagely*
Livia Vlcek 02/02/17 *shifty eyes*
*nervous laugh* Quit making fun of my chicken arms.
*pokes back*
Maya J Lawson 01/31/17 Statuesque, Maya leaned against the stone cold wall, shadows looming over the features of her face as she observed the passing world. In the distance, there were lights and heavy crowds beginning to form outside of clubs and bars. The crude cold air pushed Maya to pull her constricting jacket even tighter round her body. She wasn’t sure why she put her through so much torture, but she had a curious mind and the only way to sedate that curiosity was to roam the realm and take in the sights and people.

It was unusual for Maya to stumble across drug deals, thefts and even the occasional entanglement of lovers trying to make their romance last a few quick minuets under the stars. However, the thing Maya liked best about wondering the streets were the fights. Some were simple brawls a few punches and agreement to go separate ways. Others, where gruesome and showed the ugly side of the realm and the lust for domination and power. The bloodlust was irrepressible.

Other fights, like the one that had currently entrapped Maya’s attention was a stretching of muscles. Spars to show power and elicit fear but not to maim and destroy…completely. Maya watched the blonde girl dodge the counter attacks of the dark haired woman before landing calculated maneuvers to overcome the girl. Maya was impressed and felt her fingers twitched. She needed to spar, needed to fight someone and not actually worry about death being a likely possibility. For now, she’d live vicariously through the two woman across the way.

As the fight dwindled away and the dark haired woman took her leave of absence, Maya approached, her lips pulled in a slight smirk.

“Well done.”

You witnessed Camille Rameau attack Ophelia Fraye!
Caitlyn Darrow 01/31/17 I already have puppies! They like squeakies.
Jason Reindhart 01/31/17 "Congrats on one year of being a Gold Member."
Maya J Lawson 01/31/17 Stop wasting time. Let’s get drinks!

Caitlyn Darrow 01/31/17
Elouise Orlav 01/31/17 Happy one year anniversary you trashy little hoe. 🖕🏼
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 YOU. HAVE THIS WINE. DESCRIBE IT.
Elouise Orlav 01/30/17 You can have mine. I'm sure Jameson won't mind!
Elouise Orlav 01/29/17 Do you have any hobbies??
Caitlyn Darrow 01/29/17
Kai Noire 01/29/17 *continues to stare*
Well see if I ever show my affection to you again.
I'm hurt Watson and I don't hurt easy.
Kai Noire 01/28/17 *stares at*
Why would you do such a thing?
Solomon King 01/28/17 I don't like clutter, okay!?
*swats her butt with the broom*
Kai Noire 01/28/17 *bites*
Solomon King 01/28/17 Ummm..
*hides broom*
Spring cleaning?
Lucius Dalca 01/27/17 "Me?"

Lucius looked up at the familiar voice he hasn't heard in a couple of days. It was the 'stare at you from away' lady actually approuching him this time. "Lucius.. But yes you could say I am the magic fingers guy.." He chuckled a bit amused at the way she knew him for all the while staring back at her own clear eyes. She seemed soo.. bubbly. It was cute, Ill give you that much.

Did she robbed me? Sh!t, she was quick... He suddenly felt something on his pocket and a gummy in his own hand then listened to her words in french. Thank god for the foreign exchange programs in schools otherwise he wouldn't understand jacksh*t of what she was saying. He was rusty himself, ''Pourquoi donc.... chéri?" [Why is that.... Beloved?]
Caitlyn Darrow 01/26/17 *hides behind*
Solomon King 01/25/17 Probably. Either way, I just embrace the beard. It's at least 84% of my personality at this point.
Solomon King 01/25/17 You know, I've tried to use clippers, but they just seem to keep bursting into flames.
Caitlyn Darrow 01/25/17 *blinks*
*looks around*
Is it hump day or are you going to visit Prince Ali Ababwa?
*big eyes*
*squeals*
Can I come too?
Solomon King 01/25/17 *looks down at self*
*looks back up*
..I don't look that bad, do I?
Solomon King 01/25/17 *stalks*
*hears Camille humming a Creed tune*
...I love Creed. Almost as much as I love disco.
Mackenzie 01/24/17 That would be my last crusade.
Elouise Orlav 01/24/17 I'm still waiting on those nudes.
Mackenzie 01/23/17 Told you I'd found f-cking Indiana Jones. Totally raiding that lost ark.
Summer S Summers 01/23/17 *looks up from her masterful creation, eyes glassy and pupils constricted*
"Is it as fantastic as this? Spoiler- those aren't sprinkles."

Mackenzie 01/23/17 Ever heard of my foot up your ass?
Mackenzie 01/23/17 F-ck off. You know I can't. Medical reasons. Arsehole.
Mackenzie 01/23/17 Oye. Did you transfer the 50k?
Livia Vlcek 01/23/17 *keenly studies, wishes she could moonwalk*
Caitlyn Darrow 01/23/17 *tries to maintain resting b-tch face*
*wiggles ears*
Caitlyn Darrow 01/23/17 *keeps engaged in staring contest*
Caitlyn Darrow 01/23/17 *stares*
Elouise Orlav 01/22/17 Who are you calling b*tch, b*tch?
Elouise Orlav 01/22/17 Did you get hit by a bus recently, or do you just look like this now??
Mackenzie 01/21/17 -Narrows eyes, points at-
-Is not laughing-
Listen, b-tch. He's real. I told him I'd see him on Tuesday, and by God, I will. ...but I need the money.
Mackenzie 01/21/17 As if you can talk! You're the one that got our cover blown. Worst f-cking partner in crime ever. This is why I f-cking hate your arse. Now. 50k. Indiana Jones.
Mackenzie 01/21/17 Listen, consider it payment for my servitude. You can just give it straight to that Indiana Jones f-cking pr-ck.
Mackenzie 01/21/17 Nevermind, what for. I need 50k. Stat. Well. At least, by Tuesday.
Mackenzie 01/21/17 I need a loan.
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 That's a goddamn lie. I'm fantastic.
Jameson Orlav 01/19/17 *flips bird*
Elouise Orlav 01/19/17 Jameson is a f*cking bully.
Lucius Dalca 01/19/17 Lucius chuckles You heard about that already.. Huh.. You just have to find out yourself.
Lucius Dalca 01/19/17 Lucius stares back and smiles.. .. ... . ..
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 ... Is that a 'no'?
Here I thought you were cool.
Elouise Orlav 01/17/17 Wanna go to a club where people wee on each otha?
Gray Taylor 01/16/17 She-Devil
Don't threaten me with a good time.
[Vid]
Gray Taylor 01/16/17 She-Devil
Tit for tat, Camille.
[VID]
Elouise Orlav 01/16/17
Mackenzie 01/14/17 You were successful in stealing $35,928.00 from Camille Rameau.
Matilde Hammond 01/13/17 Two fallen daughters of God bonded in matrimony.

Michael Arch 01/10/17 The Archangel hadn't been around for what seemed ages. His eyes told that story so easily. Though, there seemed something extremely off about him. Despite losing his place within Heaven, he had never lost his power, but aside from that, he had felt weak. Finding himself in such a haze, he knew nothing but his original purpose for living.

To rid the world of evil and it's scum that follow.

One thing he had remembered very faintly of the realm upon his unexpected departure...was a face. A woman, or was she? One could never tell in this Realm. He needed to find her. Maybe she had some insight on what has happened since then? Or maybe she was a part of the cancer in this world. This Michael did not know.

With the damaged psyche he dealt with on a daily basis, it was unpredictable as to what was exactly going to happen. All he knew though was he was going to find her.

Finding himself wandering the streets, her presence felt strong. This being he only indication he had of her being here. His other abilities had seemed to be slowly returning, but he knew it would take some time...but not too long.

Pain...death...suffering...it will all stop now.
Autumn Dalca 01/09/17 *wonders how many times this one was dropped on her head*
Bite, nibble, caress, spank.
Whatever strikes my fancy.
*sweet smile*
Autumn Dalca 01/09/17 *turns around*
*does not look pleased*
On the contrary, I'm very much at home here.
*pauses*
*blatantly admires the bared flesh*
Careful. I might take that as an invitation.
Kai Noire 01/09/17 Kai walked up behind his darling Watson and dangled a bag in front of her face. "Tis late of course, but I had to pick the best gift for you my dear Watson. It's of course your wedding gift. I wanted to give you, your wife's finger but Atom said that wouldn't be acceptable. He knows nothing about giving gifts but details details."

Inside the bag would be a teal set of lingerie. "I do so hope it fits, if not return it to me and I will buy you the right size."
Mackenzie 01/08/17 Listen, arsehole. You're gonna meet the Queen soon, when she drives her fist into your f-cking face.
Caitlyn Darrow 01/07/17 ...Was I at your wedding?
Summer S Summers 01/05/17 A large, beefy looking man approached Camille Rameau's residence. He double checked the address given by Summer, copied off their marriage license. He'd never seen someone have to check official documents to see where their spouse lived, but who was he to judge! He was just a bouncer at a strip club, earning cash on the side running very strange errands for the dancers. Well, one dancer anyway.

Carl rapped his weathered, ham sized fists on the door as he placed the package on the step. He didn’t bother waiting for Summer’s new missus to answer the door. She might not anyway, seeing the sizeable strange man at her door. On the flip side, Carl knew of some...proclivities among those in the realm. No telling what Mrs. Rameau might decide to do with a stranger. The very thought had him hastening his step toward his large SUV.

On the stoop, a professionally wrap gift sits waiting. Inside, the owner will find a handcrafted keepsake box, small enough to be held by two hands but big enough to contain: a few bags of herb grown in Summer’s attic, an assortment of other intoxicants of varying types, and the pièce de résistance- a thick knuckle ring with the skull of a goat on the top. The thickness was not due to the skull design, but because when pressure was applied to the top, a very thin, fatally sharp blade extended from the goat’s mouth. The finger knife was an odd choice for a wedding gift. But Summer wasn’t like other girls.

Affixed to the box was a handwritten note:

To my bride, whom I've never actually met before stumbling into the cathedral to take your hand in unholy wedded bliss.

I would have delivered this myself but there was an emergency at work. Cinnamon called in sick so there was an opening. Feel free to stop by The Windmill anytime- free lap dances for spouses of dancers. If that doesn't flip your pancake, then free drinks at the bar should. If that doesn't either, well...we should probably talk annulment. I kid! I kid!

In the box you’ll find some goodies I’ve curated especially for you. I hope you enjoy them. I didn’t include any brownies because those aren’t actual my specialty. My specialty is cookies. I’ll give you those fresh. The finger blade’s goat skull design was chosen with care. Lore says the goat represents New Endeavors, Loyalty, and most importantly- Independence. All very appropriate for our style of unholy union, I think. I do hope you enjoy it. I trust you’ll put it to good use.

Truly,
Summer
Elouise Orlav 01/04/17 Couldn't have me so you married the second best blonde?
Kai Noire 01/04/17 *screams back at just a little*
*gets tackled*
*proceeds to love on*

Yes yes I missed you as well my dearest Watson.
Elouise Orlav 01/03/17 Hon hon hon, j'aime le Bisquick.
Elouise Orlav 01/03/17 I met another rude blonde who speaks French.
Are you multiplying??
Caitlyn Darrow 12/29/16 *sniffles*
*whines*
Ellie & Jameson keep touching my butt!
Kai Noire 12/14/16 *narrows eyes*
The smallest one ever, and you better not clone him or anything weird like that.
Elouise Orlav 12/14/16 -headbutts-
Kai Noire 12/14/16 Watson my one true love, you touch a hair on my husbands head and I dare say we can't snuggle, and or murder people together anymore. I need him much more than I would ever like to admit. You can glare at him from a safe distance.
Kai Noire 12/13/16 *scream back at*
Why are we screaming!?
*continues to scream*
Atom Noire 12/13/16 -widens eyes-
-more exaggerated zoolander pout-
-flutters eyelashes-
Atom Noire 12/13/16 -stares back-
-makes duck lips-
Livia Vlcek 12/13/16 *looks down* Are these the new lucky charms? *grins* I think I like the new and improved version...
Elouise Orlav 12/13/16 💩💃👯👩‍❤️‍👩❄️⛄️💯
Elouise Orlav 12/13/16 The same place I left my husband.
...
The laundry detergent aisle.
Elouise Orlav 12/13/16 "...sum'uv'a'bish." She mutters, plucking the lollipop out her mouth to watch the Angel run off with Jameson's money. No matter, she'd just take more.

And Camille could have fun drinking...piss? Hey, no kink shaming here.
Elouise Orlav 12/12/16
Elouise Orlav 12/10/16 Jameson is gross. Can we put him back up for adoption?
Elouise Orlav 12/08/16 Huh. I always though I was a Gemini.
...my mom always said I was cancer though.
I don't know if we meant the same thing.
Elouise Orlav 12/07/16 Smelly Cat
But I don't want to put on a sexy Santa costume.
Can't he get a hooker for that??
Elouise Orlav 12/07/16 Camille
Jameson is trying to make Christmas sexy.
Make him stop.
Solomon King 12/07/16 As Solomon lay defeated on the ground, shirt pulled up over his face and squishing his beard, he sighed heavily. How does such a small thing pack such a wallop? It was a lesson that should’ve learned him good. Real good. And yet, clenched in his fist were a wad of bills.

You were successful in stealing $285.00 from Camille Rameau.

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Autumn Dalca 12/06/16 I'm rooting for you in the Beard Battle Royale!
Elouise Orlav 12/06/16
Elouise Orlav 12/02/16 [Snapchat Sent]

I got us couple prezzies!
Jackson McCarthy 12/01/16 *momentary stink eye*
*forgets at the mention of new bottles*
Already restocked, but I mean..I won't say no to more. Who the hell would say no to more booze?
*slightly disturbed by the thought of someone saying no to more booze*
*might have a slight problem*
To the booze!
Elouise Orlav 12/01/16 Ohemgee. I love you.
Elouise Orlav 12/01/16 Camille. Let's go get nuggets.
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -sniffles- How should I know? He doesn't love me anymore!
-cries harder-
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -cries-
But Jameson is the one who makes the food!
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 Don't quote Nacho to me if you can't keep up, bish!
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -crippled heap-
-too high to function-
Those eggs were a lie, Camille! A LIE!
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *stands absolutely still*
*knows T-Rex hunts by movement...saw Jurassic Park*
*becomes a statue*
*contemplates the meaning of life*
*watches Camille run off with a bag of...wheat?
*wtf moment*
*decides to go on a diet*
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *sheer terror*
*screams*
*cries...loudly* Run Camille! SAVE YOURSELF!
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *becomes lost in Camille's eyes*
*turns from the unicorn to see who Camille is speaking to*
*furrows brow* Why is that squirrel eating half a rat?
Livia Vlcek 11/30/16 *take Camille's hand gently in her own*
*turns it upside down over her awaiting palm*
*smiles*
*pops the contents of her hand into her mouth*
*chews...for a long time*
*swallows* Delicious!
*offers Camille a listerine strip* They'll do more than freshen your breath.
*grins deviously...nods to the unicorn* Mr. Sparkles agrees.
Jackson McCarthy 11/30/16 *slight flinch*
When the hell did you get so strong?
*stares, untrusting...weird things were happening*
Oh, yeah. Things are greaaat. Someone replaced all my alcohol with...Club Soda.
*stares some more* You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Or the glitter trail?
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 But you presented me with said cute butt!
On a platter!
-shifty eyes- It's a damn good butt though. And he flips a mean flapjack.
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -whines-
So not chill. You're supposed to be my homegirl!
You're the one who forced us to socialize! This is your fault.
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -snickers-
Then I'll divorce Jameson anyways, and we can be sister-wives.
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -passes J-
If I leave Jameson, can we get married?
Sarah Remington 11/30/16 *Arches brow*
Gummies? I just came to feed the zombies some excess brains.
*shifty eyes*
I'll take the yellow kind.
Summer S Summers 11/30/16 *Eyes go wide as saucers, like a kid at Christmas*
"Thank you!"
*greedily takes a handful and shoves them all in her mouth at once*
*chews the generous wad of gummies until it is a multicolored sticky goo in her mouth.*
"Let's watch the walls melt!"
Summer S Summers 11/30/16 She was starting to think the best approach was merely sitting there with a blank look on her face. Curious blonde women were approaching her and giving her treats.

*pops the gummy in her mouth and chews slowly*

*Very yummy and strangely spiked treats. Gives the woman a once over then beams a grin*

"I think I need another gummy to be convinced."
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -whispers-
You're not just my woman crush Wednesday.
You're my woman crush every day.
Elouise Orlav 11/30/16 -war cry-
-grabs the goods-
¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
Elouise Orlav 11/29/16 Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/29/16 I 💛 You & Squeaky toys. Please help. I think I have an addiction to... Oooo! A shiny!
Caitlyn Darrow 11/29/16 Camille Rameau just stole $3,048.00 from you!
Please tell me you can hook me up with a squeaky toy now!
Caitlyn Darrow 11/28/16 I got agitated and it broke in my mouth.
RIP Squeaky toy 2016 named Tang
Mackenzie 11/28/16 You know what I want to know, when did we become part of the Brady Bunch? Does that make Caitlyn, Carol? I can't live somewhere without my goddamn booze, Cam. That was part of the arrangement. I work for you, you booze me.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/28/16 *pouts*
*lower lip wobble*
*hands pitcher of vodka & orange juice*
I need a new squeaky toy, or else I'll just DIE.
*Overdramatizes*
Kai Noire 11/28/16 "Yes one of my most wonderful traits...honestly you should see what happens to people who look at my husband without my permission. Spoiler alert they lose their eyes. Perhaps I should start doing that to people who look at you!"

There's a glint in his eye. "Oh yes I like that idea a great deal. Also you know I adore it rough my dearest Watson."
Dessa Chambers 11/28/16 "I almost wish I didn't," Dessa laughs, though the sound a bit hollow.

Her past would always be there and it defined who she had become today. Nevertheless, the past was a good reminder of what to continue doing and learning from her previous mistakes.

Dessa's laugh turned genuine as Camille turned, "We both know 'not too strong' doesn't compute with me."
Kai Noire 11/27/16 "Just so we are clear on this my dearest Watson you are MINE No one else can have you. They can pretend but that's as far as it goes."
Elouise Orlav 11/27/16 -tackles-
-licks cheek, marks territory-
Mackenzie 11/26/16 Just so we're clear, I still hate you.
Kai Noire 11/22/16 *Wonders by and bites her arm*
Elouise Orlav 11/21/16 Don't make promises you can't keep, bish ass.
Elouise Orlav 11/21/16 You look like an old shag rug.
Caitlyn Darrow 11/19/16
Elouise Orlav 11/19/16
Jackson McCarthy 11/19/16
Maya J Lawson 11/19/16 Aye Aye Captain
Miryam 11/19/16 Greetings dear, Thanks for the welcome!
Mackenzie 11/19/16
Smith 11/19/16 Good luck in the Fatlympics.
Jackson McCarthy 11/18/16 *chuckles*
Like you really need to resort to pick pocketing to get across the border.
*raises an eyebrow with a sly grin*
You just have to ask if you want to be rummaging around my pants.
Gray Taylor 11/18/16 Gray crumples the note, tosses it in the rubbish bin, and sets it afire.

That'll learn her.
Jason Reindhart 11/17/16 *is shivering and sniffling as he texts*

Reply:
Huh, let me see. Yes. Snow everywhere. As far as the eye can see. Cold, wet snow.
He is still renovating! No heaters yet. Just a LOT of layers.
Send help. Or a big portable heater.
Jason Reindhart 11/17/16 Text Message
To: Peace and Solitude
From: Frozen Fossil

"WHY DID YOU LET ME LEAVE?! IT'S SO COLD! MOSCOW IS SO COLD!"
Kai Noire 11/17/16 He blinks once then twice. All men were good for was their hearts? Oh he was gonna have to explain some things to Cami...it may get awkward but he will power through it. I mean what else were friends for?

"Oh my beautiful little angel tooshie. There are so many more uses to a man! I mean what can you do with their hearts? I mean sure it contains a great deal of blood but other than that nothing! Their lower regions are much more useful, but you have to keep those attached without the body it's just eh or so I'm told." Coughs. "And they also have to be left alive..."

Now he would list all his wonderful uses, okay not all of them no one had time for that. "I am pretty I thank you for noticing most people over look that. I am also good at mischief, and killing, baking sweets, cheering people up, playing the piano. Getting overly attractive men to fall in love with me. I mean have you seen my husband? Have you? Very few men are better looking than me but he is up there."
Kai Noire 11/17/16 Stares at HIS dear Watson, taking the last hit off his cigarette he would flick it to the ground as he approached her. "Oh my dear Watsie Poo, word on the street is you are playing with a new man. I thought I was your only man!? Am I getting boring?"

That couldn't be it! Kai was never boring a day in his life. "I will let you play with my scissors. Just be careful awful sharp they are." All the better to gouge people's eyes out with, to cut their tongues out, or just plain stab them.
Maya J Lawson 11/16/16 Maya furrowed her brows as she listened to the peculiar woman warn her of the dangerous nature of the realm. Sideways glances, strange undiscernible stenches, it was all too much information for Maya to process. Scrutiny of evidence was not Maya’s strength and she wasn’t sure what Camille was trying to infer. Maya was in danger. What kind of danger? Who were the dangerous people after her?

Unknown

Maya needed to yield to hazardous situations but she didn’t seek out trouble most days, and she wasn’t alone very often. However, it seemed she wasn’t as aware to her surroundings as she was supposed to be. Maya was already paranoid enough with the information tucked away in her pocket, if she let her senses dwell anymore on the prospects of foul natured forces she would relapse or surely find herself constrained to a cot once again.

Maya didn’t take the warning lightly but she wasn’t sure how she was supposed to handle the news. Should she shake the woman’s hand? Pat her on the back and say ‘thanks for looking out pal’? The information was terribly incomprehensible.

Silence stretched on, iridescent cobalt eyes stared forward at the woman who took another languid drag of her cigarette. She felt the urge to walk away, but instead awkwardly reached out a hand pulling a chunk of flesh from the locks of Camille’s hair.

“Don’t want to carry around the evidence in your hair. It’d be painfully obvious.” Maya offered a soft smile before flicking the skin away from the pair. “I promise, I’ll watch my back.”
Elouise Orlav 11/16/16 Who's crying over a rubber band, b-itchass?
...
-pets hair-
What a beautiful friendship we have.
Elouise Orlav 11/16/16 -steals special brownies while she's crying-
Shh. It's for the best.
Elouise Orlav 11/16/16 -shoots rubber band at-
Kai Noire 11/16/16 Blinks once, then twice. Well he certainly was not expecting this! The punch to the chest was fairly hard, and then she dared hit his face! Of course it wasn't very hard and she did kiss him so how could he be mad!

Still a little shocked he watched her scamper off. "I am only easy for you my dear Watson! Also great ass! Good form keep up the good work."
Maya J Lawson 11/16/16 Special?

Most people would be thrilled to be considered special or unique, but in this place it never seemed to be a good thing. Being special or different had the potential to be deadly. Maya had been in this place for some time now, but she avoided looking into all things special and unique. What she knew: Malek could turn into a monster, and she had spurned wings that she had painfully extracted. Her shoulder blades burned at the memory of that night. Her back had been completely obliterated to remove the parasite wings. They didn’t make her feel special, they reminded her that creatures beyond her wildest imagination roamed the streets looking for victims to desecrate.

Smoke billowed into the air as the woman came into Maya’s line of vision. She didn’t look particularly dangerous, which made her one of the most dangerous of all. Unsuspecting victims fell for the façade of purity and innocence. Maya knew better, there was a strength that boiled beneath the flesh a familiar advantage Maya possessed.

“ Perhaps I noticed but decided not to react. Names Maya.” Truthfully Maya hadn’t noticed anything out of the ordinary during the week, but she wasn’t going to admit incompetency to a stranger.

“Is it at least a good smell?” She didn’t know who apparently was after her or what they wanted but she didn’t want to dwell on the things she couldn’t control. Maya wasn’t ****y or egotistical, she was simply untrustworthy of this place.

“Thanks.” No other further explanation needed to be given.
Maya J Lawson 11/16/16 Uncertainty and paranoia followed Maya like the plague, infecting her till her mind was incoherent to what reality was and what fantasy was. The obscure mess she had found herself in was daunting and frustrating. Never taking one step forward, always falling back. Malek had been by her side, but the conundrum of their situation took a toll on both of their mentalities.

Sometimes Maya had to get away from it all so she could clear away the heavy thoughts and battle through another day. So many nights she wished she could go back to living blissfully in a drug induced haze or even go back to the night she sparred with Malek in the forest. The aggression of the action had been titillating, she had felt so powerful in that moment.

Snap.

Maya jerked her head up to the abrasive noise ringing out through the night. Her eyes shifted around her environment, looking for the cause of this interruption to her thoughts. It couldn’t be an animal, Maya was sure that no noise was innocent, everything had a malicious purpose.

The rustling of the wind aroused her senses, her body instantly rigid and ready for a fight.

Red.

Momentarily all she saw was crimson liquid splattered around her. For a moment she felt the psychosis settle in, but a rancid smell of flesh drove her back into reality. She wasn’t naïve, she had walked among dead bodies, many of which were victim to her own hand. The putrid smell was unnervingly familiar.

“What the hell?” The exclamation left her lips as she spotted the remains of an exploded corpse. She could care less about the corpse, she cared more about who was on the other end of the exploding.
Elouise Orlav 11/14/16 You Shanghai'd me to Africa!
...I never should have trusted that jungle juice.
Elouise Orlav 11/14/16 -perks up-
Well, okay. But what are you going to do without me?
-pets-
I was your first victim!
Elouise Orlav 11/14/16 -grabs legs-
-sobbing-
He can't make me leave you!
Tell 'im Cammie, tell 'im!
Elouise Orlav 11/11/16 But your butt is so much nicer than Jameson's!
Elouise Orlav 11/11/16 -touches booty-
Caitlyn Darrow 11/09/16 *waddles around with squeaky toy*
SqueaksqueaksqueakSQUEEEEEEak.
Kai Noire 11/08/16 "Why is it my dear Watson that we haven't killed anyone together again? We had so much fun the first time, I promise to give you a different organ from the person we slaughters body. I mean really what would you possible do with two hearts?

"Come on let's paint the streets red."
Gray Taylor 11/07/16
Elouise Orlav 11/06/16
Gray Taylor 11/05/16 Sometimes, it's not about what you walk away with.
Kai Noire 11/02/16 *puts on cool kid shades*
The blonde duo is back and they are pissed,
Well I am pissed you can be whatever you want.
Kai Noire 10/31/16 *luffs on back*
All is right in the world again!
Kai Noire 10/31/16 Just don't feel very loved anymore is all!
*lips wobbles*
Kai Noire 10/30/16 *stares at*
Do you not love me anymore?
Jameson Orlav 10/28/16 Stop drugging my wife!
Elouise Orlav 10/28/16 -looks at Camille, then gummy bears, then Camille-
I love you.
-shoves them all in her mouth at once-
-chews and swallows-
...am I gonna die?
Elouise Orlav 10/28/16 Then she should read the labels.
-blank stare-
...how dare you leave me with only the roach?!
Elouise Orlav 10/28/16 -shifty eyes-
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. You should have some too. Mellow out.
-puff-
-puff-
-offers to pass-
Caitlyn Darrow 10/28/16 *squeals*
Ohmygod. It's all contaminated, isn't it?!
Caitlyn Darrow 10/27/16 Jameson is sooooo bossy. Do you know who put oregano in the orange juice?
Elouise Orlav 10/25/16 Jameson is peddling cocaine!
Saito Eiji 10/25/16 I do what I want. D
Elouise Orlav 10/24/16 -licks cheek-
Elouise Orlav 10/20/16 -streaks past-
Caitlyn Darrow 10/19/16
I have Churros if you want one. Don't tell Jameson, or else he'll cry.
Dexter Gein 10/19/16 Indeed, however, we're under renovations.
Jameson Orlav 10/19/16 But she feeds me.
And reads me bedtime stories.
And other.. Stuff.. *coughs*
Elouise Orlav 10/19/16 Fvck around and get dunked on, b!tch. Team Orlav out!
Jameson Orlav 10/19/16 *space jam dunks on your ass*
*flashes new Jordan's all over*
Elouise Orlav 10/19/16 -blank stare-
Okay, Jameson, slow down. -grimace-
I regret knowing you.
Gray Taylor 10/18/16 I'll fly to you if you make it hurt real good.
Elouise Orlav 10/18/16 -eeps-
-mostly okay with this-
... make me look like Li'l Elouise from 'round da block.
Elouise Orlav 10/18/16
Elouise Orlav 10/13/16 -runs by screaming-
-chased by a dozen or so puppies-
Jameson Orlav 10/13/16
Caitlyn Darrow 10/13/16 Have you seen my orange squeaky toy? It's gone missing!
Livia Vlcek 10/11/16 *screams* MY EYES! MY EYES! I'M BLIND! *peeps between her fingers* Just kidding. Thank you Camille, it's good to be back.
Gray Taylor 10/09/16
Gray Taylor 10/09/16 Then try again, I must.
Kai Noire 10/08/16 *Creeps up behind her and starts dancing*
Elouise Orlav 10/07/16 *toddles by*
Do you know how to assemble a crib?
Jameson is useless!
Connor Silverman 10/06/16 -grins- Now why does it sound like you WANT me to cause trouble? I can expect you to bail me out if I do end up causing too much trouble, right?
Saito Eiji 10/05/16 You know... That one guy?
Elouise Orlav 10/05/16 -runs by-
Way to goooo Camille, you're turning everyone into a pothead!
-shifty eyes-
And now they're gonna find the stash.
Jameson Orlav 10/05/16 *toddles by*
What's so special about these brownies, and why does my head feel so funny?
Caitlyn Darrow 09/28/16 *Scratches head*
Well that wasn't Orange Julius either!
*huffs*
Jameson Orlav 09/27/16
Caitlyn Darrow 09/26/16 *plops down*
I'm going to just hide here for a little bit. Or take a five hour nap, okay?
Elouise Orlav 09/26/16 -snipes with Nerf gun-
Caitlyn Darrow 09/24/16 Silence was magical. Caitlyn reclined back into the chair of her office, and cast a glance over to the Lego castle. Silence was terrible when her five-year-old was supposed to be in the room with her. "Noah? Noah darling?"

She called up and bounced forward from the chair. Her heels clashed against the ground as she stood upright and gave another frantic once over the room.

That's when it became evident of what had happened. A trail of Legos and hard taco shell crumbs towards the door that was open a slit. "Oh dear.." She murmured and heard a shrill cry from the hallway. A blur streaked past the door with the distinctive childish giggle.

Quickly she rushed to the door and blinked down at her feet. Was that a taco? "Son of a me.." Caitlyn glared as Noah apparently ran down the hallway of Solitude with a bag of stolen tacos.

Chanting victoriously, "Tachooo! Tachoooo! Here tachooo!" Whilst he hurled a paper wrapped taco at every single door giggling maniacally.

Great. Noah the five-year-old had turned into Oprah the-taco-giver. She sprinted after him, unable to keep up with his small satanic speed legs.



Kai Noire 09/24/16 *Starts throwing popcorn balls at her*
Take my balls! Take them all!
*Just now notes how bad that sounds, is just gonna roll with it*
Elouise Orlav 09/24/16 -sniffles-
And he said he won't buy me ice cream anymore. He's a big meanie!
Elouise Orlav 09/23/16
-hugs-
-whispers-
I think Jameson’s trying to steal my skin to wear it as a suit.
Elouise Orlav 09/23/16
Elouise Orlav 09/23/16 -is shocked and awed-
Do you wanna go give some birds pepto-bismol?
Elouise Orlav 09/23/16 -squints-
You don't want to come in between me and my fire, Camille.
Elouise Orlav 09/23/16 Have you seen my blowtorch?
Jameson Orlav 09/23/16 *scoffs*
As if its my fault that everyone around here is so damn sensitive.
You chose them.
*shifty eyes*
Kai Noire 09/23/16 *paints the Watson red, ya know for old times sake*
Siobhan Doyle 09/22/16 *smelling the petals putting them in her hand*
humming *
sees girls and grins *
" Hey nice flower petals smells pretty."
Siobhan Doyle 09/22/16 Sees the petals fall on the ground and follows them.
Elouise Orlav 09/20/16 Okay, we just gotta ditch Lameson and go somewhere with snow.
-shifty eyes-
Caitlyn can come, though. As long as she promises to stop watching me while I sleep.
Elouise Orlav 09/20/16 -tugs on sleeve-
... Do you wanna build a snowman?
Caitlyn Darrow 09/20/16 *Pouts*
I just neeeeeeed my oranges. Help me file a restraining order for Taco Bell to Jameson. Also Del Taco and Filbertos. NO place is safe!
Caitlyn Darrow 09/20/16 *Sniffles, makes oogly puppy eyes*
Sofia Johanneson 09/19/16 Fia smiles as she hears the good news on her first day in the crew.

"Congrats on Ranking Miss Camille. Truly an inspiration for us all!"

Elouise Orlav 09/19/16 I would never shave your head, querida.
-patpatpats-
And that's why I'm your favorite, right?
Mackenzie 09/19/16
Jameson Orlav 09/19/16 *glares*
You may be our fearless leader, but I will shave your head in your sleep.
Don't test me.
Elouise Orlav 09/18/16
Congratulations! We really never thought you’d make it this far! Y’know, because of your teeth. And that hair. Honestly, everything.
Mackenzie 09/18/16
Mackenzie 09/18/16 Welcome to London.
Elouise Orlav 09/17/16 It's okay, I'll keep pretending he's the strong silent type, but our morph children will know he's the emotional one.
Elouise Orlav 09/17/16 Did you see? Jameson named zombies after our sons!
-sheds a single tear-
It's almost like being a real mom. I can beat my kids up and everything!
Gray Taylor 09/17/16
Elouise Orlav 09/17/16 ... Alllll of them?
-big smile-
Kai Noire 09/17/16 *jumps on back*
Forward Pinky! Today we take over the world!
Elouise Orlav 09/17/16
Camiiiiiiiiiiille. I found the best brownies in the kitchen.
Saito Eiji 09/16/16
Come at me, bruh.
Elouise Orlav 09/14/16 Camille Rameau just failed at stealing money from you!

Aren't you supposed to be my sugar mama?
Elouise Orlav 09/14/16
Caitlyn Darrow 09/13/16 *sings off key*
The tacos are on fire! Olé olé! Fiiiyaaah. Owohow!

Elouise Orlav 09/12/16
His name is Trigger! Can you babysit? Forever?
Jameson Orlav 09/12/16 I'm not intelligent?
*kicks*
Elouise Orlav 09/12/16 I morphed Jameson's and I's faces to see how ugly our baby would be. And it was bad. On the bright side, you and Steve Buscemi make a beautiful couple, and even prettier children!
Elouise Orlav 09/12/16 -narrows eyes-
Pain. They'll feel pain.
-wide eyes-
And then we can get ice cream after!
Elouise Orlav 09/12/16 -hysterical tears-
Who took Smelouise from me?! She was the only zombie I ever loved!
Elouise Orlav 09/12/16 Ugh, don't get too attached. I know I'm your favorite, but if Jameson finds out, he'll cry again.
Elouise Orlav 09/12/16 -pouts-
Why are we even friends?
Elouise Orlav 09/11/16 It's no coincidence that Smelouise and Smelly Cat are the only ones left standing. We're meant to be.
Saito Eiji 09/11/16
Mackenzie 09/10/16
Elouise Orlav 09/10/16 ... For llama? Okay, I guess.
Sarah Remington 09/10/16
I'll give them to you, if you spend some time in my dungeon.
Elouise Orlav 09/10/16 Qui est probablement raciste, Mme St. Taco. Quand même, je vous en suis reconnaissant.
-squints-
Google Translate is hard. How do I trust that meme is a real word?!
Kai Noire 09/10/16 *gasps*
Butterscotch is the best! *is totally ignoring the fact he has never tasted it*
Kai Noire 09/10/16 *Throws pudding at, cause why not?*
Elouise Orlav 09/09/16 Je m'apelle Claude.
Saito Eiji 09/09/16 -Racks brain for any knowledge of the French language.- Uhm... Omelet du fromage?
Saito Eiji 09/09/16 -Looks up thoughtfully.-
-Jots down a few notes furiously.- You may be on to something...
Saito Eiji 09/09/16 -Dumps about fifty bucks worth of loose leaf paper onto.-
...For research and development. -Draws up plans for the ultimate paper airplane.-
Saito Eiji 09/08/16 Ten bucks says mine flies further.
-Definitely doesn't have a gambling problem.-
Kai Noire 09/08/16 *Slowly puts the goods away*
But I thought you wanted to see them!
Elouise Orlav 09/07/16 -is clammy-
I... I think I need an adult!
Saito Eiji 09/07/16 -Assumes an unspoken bond has been formed.-
-Bows respectfully.-
Elouise Orlav 09/07/16
Saito Eiji 09/07/16 -claims the jellybean, sets a paper airplane in its place.-
-Nods.-
Saito Eiji 09/07/16 -Stares back.- @_@
Jameson Orlav 09/07/16
Kai Noire 09/06/16 *Stares back before nodding and flashed her "the goods"*
Mackenzie 09/06/16 *Stares after her*
...Is that a bald spot?
Elouise Orlav 09/06/16 Camille Rameau just failed at stealing money from you!

You talk a big game for an utter failure.
-smiles-
Caitlyn Darrow 09/06/16 I may have commandeered his taco stash. He started the war.
Caitlyn Darrow 09/06/16 Worst Taco Tuesday ever! Ramille, Lameson, and Matelyn are all going to miss it. I was just starting to convince Matelyn to say something other than Brraaaaaaaiiiins.
Solomon King 09/05/16 I see what you did there.

Caitlyn Darrow 09/05/16
I think I confused the kitty. I deem it named Barkemew.
Elouise Orlav 09/04/16 You witnessed Camille Rameau attack Elouise Warrock!
Elouise Orlav 09/04/16 Square up or shut up, cuh.
Elouise Orlav 09/04/16 Come at me, bro.
Connor Silverman 09/03/16 -shrugs shoulders- I suppose, but it is a bit boring around here.
Elouise Orlav 09/02/16 I just don't understand how Camille Rameau becomes Smelly Cat. I mean...
-squints eyes-
No, I see it now.
Elouise Orlav 09/02/16 Smelouise? Iconic.
Kai Noire 09/01/16
Sarah Remington 09/01/16 Oh that.. I'm a Noire and we all look the same.
Jameson Orlav 09/01/16
That's not gonna happen.
Kai Noire 08/31/16 Text Message:
To: Watson
Subject: Halloween

Whatcha doing for Halloween? Nothing? Great! We should do a couples costume! I don't have any ideas yet but I'm sure we will come up with something. Oh but for the love of god we are NOT doing Harley Quinn and the Joker. I am saying this in the nicest way possible but I don't think you could pull of the Harley Quinn outfit, and I happen to love my hair to much to dye it green. Heart you and stuff.
Caitlyn Darrow 08/31/16 Camille Rameau just stole $15,269.00 from you!
*Stomps foot*
That was strictly for my orange juice fund!
Kai Noire 08/31/16 Snapchat to: CamiWami(aka Watson)
Message: Meet you at the dog park later?

Elouise Orlav 08/30/16
Gosh, it's just so hard being the hottest blonde here! So much responsibility to the lessers like you!
Caitlyn Darrow 08/29/16

Don't be silly, ghosts eat ghost oranges. I'm sure they are merely misplaced. Right?
Caitlyn Darrow 08/29/16 I eat the peels! But Cami.. WHERE are the rest of my oranges?! *Screams internally*
Dexter Gein 08/28/16 "Gin soaked gummi bears. Great idea."
Kai Noire 08/27/16 *Noms super hard cause well he can*
*Also regrets nothing*
Jameson Orlav 08/26/16 -Jedi jujitsu hand signals-
Elouise Orlav 08/26/16 Don't tread on me!
Dexter Gein 08/25/16 *innocent smile*
Kai Noire 08/24/16 Camille Rameau just stole $0.00 from you!
NOOO!!! Not my precious pocket lint! How could you! You monster! Sniffles
Elouise Orlav 07/17/16 Seeing your face plastered everywhere has brought me to a sudden realization. You definitely need a nose job.
Jace Remington 06/29/16
Kai Noire 06/19/16
Mackenzie 06/17/16 You look funny.
Kai Noire 06/08/16 My dear Watson you always look fabulous
Kai Noire 06/06/16 *whistles innocently as he shuffles by and paints the Watson red.*
Caitlyn Darrow 06/05/16 You know Cami? I think this weather has made my dress lighter!
*Is totally oblivious that it's because her pocket money was stolen*
Elouise Orlav 06/04/16 Did you get hot, or something?
Elouise Orlav 05/07/16 I threw my pie for you.
Jameson Orlav 05/05/16 Text to: Bossy
Message: Yo.. Who let all the weirdos into the clubhouse?
Jack Horton 05/03/16 I was just perusing the Victoria's Secret website... alone... in my room... and swear I saw you on there.
Caitlyn Darrow 04/27/16
Elouise Orlav 04/25/16 Are you jealous that I'm kind of pretty, and you're not?
Jameson Orlav 04/21/16 He smirks.
"I didn't stutter."
Jameson Orlav 04/21/16 Thanks, princess.
Caitlyn Darrow 03/31/16 You were successful in stealing $0.00 from Camille Rameau.
What is this madness?!
Jack Horton 03/28/16 Aaaaaaaaand... you are?
Siobhan Doyle 03/25/16 A BIG Congrats on making POD
Mackenzie 03/25/16 Oh good. I'm soooo glad you see you everywhere.
W_Kat 03/25/16 Congrats on P.O.T.D.! :D
Elouise Orlav 03/24/16
Do you smell that? The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smell...
smelly.
Caitlyn Darrow 03/10/16 *Runs around in circles*
*Barks while running*
*Pauses and clears throat*
Hi!
Elouise Orlav 03/06/16 "Pomme de terre. As if a Frenchman discovered a potato and said, 'oh, hon hon hon, zis in like un apple, mais, from la terre! C'est un apple of the earth!' Am I right?"
Elouise Orlav 03/05/16 *blinks at*
"You're like a potato.. with eyes."
Solomon King 02/29/16 Solomon grinned at his old friend. "I'll be real with you, Cams. I've been jealous of your golden fashion statement, and I decided I just had to copy you." He eyed her blonde hair, not but a few shades off of her robes. "...I might need some gold spray paint for my beard in order to tie the look together, though."
Elouise Orlav 02/23/16 You smell like a turtle tank. Take a shower.
Kai Noire 02/18/16 Feel free to shower me in money
*Starts twerking*
Caitlyn Darrow 02/18/16 *reads message*
*smashes phone*
Kai Noire 02/11/16 *Starts painting red*
What? Oh right gold...yes super flattering...
*clears throat and hides the red paint*
*Proceeds to smiling innocently*
Kai Noire 02/08/16 My oh my...gold now are we? And we almost look as good as I did! Almost really close dear Watson.
*smriks*
Congrats on the whole thing though!
Elouise Orlav 02/02/16 *offers silver medal*
It's for being the second most attractive blonde in the crew.
*beams*
Siobhan Doyle 02/01/16 " Look who is all Gold. It looks good on you Congrats Camille."
Genesis 02/01/16
"Look at you, all sparkly gold! Congratulations on the start of something new!" ~sniffles cuz her little girl is getting all grown up~
Mackenzie 01/31/16 Seriously? You are the bane of my existence.
Jackson McCarthy 01/31/16 Gold looks good on you!
Adara Doe 01/31/16 Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! *coughs* Go team, BLONDE!
Caitlyn Darrow 01/31/16
Cammie! Let's Dance!
Genesis 01/29/16 "Hey! That zero bux was full of LOVE!!!" :P
John Doe 01/27/16 John Doe Fact #398: John Doe can run in moon boots...on the moon.
Jack Horton 01/26/16 Exactly! *Holds up his Sexiest Man pin... that OTHER PEOPLE VOTED FOR... NOT YOU!*
Jack Horton 01/26/16 "Well I'm pretty sure you're sure pretty... but you can buy the drinks."
Solomon King 01/23/16 I KNEW you'd get Best Angel. I nominated and voted for you, you winner.
*brushes dirt off your shoulder*
John Doe 01/19/16 John Doe Fact #243: John Doe can tie his shoes while running.
Solomon King 01/18/16 *stares*
...did you get taller, too?
*throws hands up*
WHY is everyone getting taller today?! Did I miss a memo? I need to go find some platform shoes..
Solomon King 01/17/16 Are you kidding me?! If I shaved or waxed, I'd lose about 90% of my personality. We can't have any of that now, can we?
Solomon King 01/17/16 A nomination for hairiest whatnow?!
*squints*
I mean, I'm clearly the best candidate in the facial hair category..
*fluffs beard*
Mackenzie 01/14/16 It's a bird.. it's a plane... it's a... a... lightning bug.
Solomon King 12/28/15 Man, that's gotta be one big bag...
Solomon King 12/28/15 Well, Ghost of New Year's Future, I'm already half in the bag and I'm ready to be all the way in.
*SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS*
Solomon King 12/28/15 *whips around*
Who's there!?
*squints*
Are you my conscience?
Solomon King 11/22/15 Get your fat pants ready!

You're invited to join the crew of The Lycan's Den for a Friendsgiving party beginning Monday, November 23rd. Feel free to bring some friends and your favorite dish (or booze) to share!

Genesis 11/19/15 ~eyes the girl, eyes the bottle~
"You are so speaking my language right now. I could definitely use someathat."
~grins and pulls out some mentos~
Mercy Prescot 11/06/15 The devilish smile lingers on her lips as she allows her arm to intertwine with that of her lovely and crazed as she was, friend. "Darling you know the words to my heart, truly..." Her amused and whimsical chuckle rolled off the tongue easily. "A celebration sound superb! And of course the more trouble the better. It has been far too long indeed."
Mercy Prescot 11/06/15 Know where a gal can get a drink around here? *Smiles impishly*
Tom Hunter 10/22/15 *so broke*
Jack Horton 10/17/15 To: Little Bird
Text: Hit me up when you're in London next. I owe you a drink for all the ones you've let me have... ;) (That's a winky face just in case you didn't know. I think. I'm not actually sure myself. Just imagine me winking at you.)
Julliet Swan 10/14/15 *smirks deviously*
Indeed, indeed...
*commenses own [shorter] round of applause*
It sound like a plan then, love.
*blows a kiss before returning on her way*
*shouts from a distance*
Pranks galore!
Julliet Swan 10/14/15 Well, damn.
*snickers*
Never hurts to be told again!
*gives a once over*
Y'know... we should consider dressing as twins for Halloween this year. Freak some people out...
*grins childishly while twirling a blonde strand*
Julliet Swan 10/14/15 Has anyone ever told you that purple looks just lovely on you?
*winks*
*giggles*
Caitlyn Darrow 10/12/15 *sobs* Go crush all the apple trees Cami!
#Helpaorangesisterout #Noapplescrubs
Caitlyn Darrow 10/12/15 *pounces and clings*
So many apples! Apples! Eeeek!
Solomon King 10/09/15 Camille wasn't the only woman who claimed she could drink him under the table, and in his experience, they tended to be correct. If only because of the fact that he tended to have an issue with disco and boogying when he got too lit. He needed to be careful with alcohol - his age started to show.

He chuckled pleasantly as she took his hand and scribbled out her contact info across his palm. "Sure, Cammie! You'll be hearing from me real soon." He said his goodbyes pleasantly and continued on his way shortly after. However, about twenty minutes later, Camille would hear her cellphone beep with a short text from Solomon so she would have his number as well.

See you soon, lightning bug!
Solomon King 10/08/15 He laughed heartily at her insinuation that he was eating radioactive spinach, his eyes crinkling around the corners as his grin reached them. "Me eating irradiated veggies? Hey, I thought you were the one who glows!"

It really was nice to see her. A lot had happened since their previous encounter, and her suggestion that they catch up at some point was tempting. "Well, I'm glad you figured coffee out. Maybe we should get together soon and mull over how bourbon works? I've got way too much Wild Turkey on my hands.."
Solomon King 10/08/15 It took a lot to catch Solomon off guard, but Camille's surprisingly effective shoulder-check stopped him right in his tracks. She was a sturdy little thing, no doubt about it! Her effort earned her a little grunt of surprise from him, and he turned to look at her in a bit of a huff, a hand holding his side.

"Ow."

However, her obviously feigned surprise at seeing him there had him chuckling soon after. "Hey stranger right back!" At her question, he shrugged a shoulder. "Oh, y'know. Eating my Wheaties and my vegetables like momma taught me."

Nevermind the fact that he'd become almost fanatical about training his self-control, as only a Lycan could.
Livia Vlcek 10/06/15 *is assaulted by flowers and blue p...jelly beans?*
*shifty eyes*
*unsure of what they are, goes to drugs.com to search*
Genesis 10/02/15 ~pulls flower from nose and commences with insane sneezing fit~

"The flowers are much more you. Much more pretty on you...and...well...yanno...they just dont suit me. I will, however, be smelling that flower for the next two weeks, thankyouverymuch."

~looks around and gives her pretty friend a quick uncommon, slightly awkward hug and whispers...~

"Tell anyone about the girly hug and I cut off your mento supply..."

Genesis 10/01/15 ~eyes you~ "Are those flowers in your hair?"

~completely invades your personal space to shove nose into your tresses, also sneakily passes you some blackmarket Coke...A-cola and mento's.~

Genesis 09/14/15 You were successful in stealing $0.00 from Camille Rameau.

~eyes you~ "What? No allowance for me to plunder? How am I gonna get all liquored up and blow stuff up? I NEED booooze...I NEED 'splosives!!!whines
Jack Horton 09/01/15 *taps his back pocket and winces* For fu... FINE, have it. But that's more than enough for a few skirts. Take the rest as a down payment for services yet to be rendered.
Livia Vlcek 08/30/15 *recoils in fhear*
*scowls*
Sometimes showers aren't enough!
*shifty eyes* You're fresh, fly, tight. Clean. Always on. So I'm wipin' you down!

Congrats on the new rank!
Livia Vlcek 08/30/15 *wipes Camille down...with sani-wipes*
*there's an urban dictionary meaning just waiting to be viewed*
*waits*
Nicolai Mihaylov 08/28/15 Congratulations on ranking!
Jack Horton 08/27/15 *touches inappropriately because he's a mother frackin' leader and can do what the hell he wants*
Jacob Zev 08/20/15 -Calls out after the running woman- "I did warn you that I was close, I'm already two third of the way to the next, better work hard." -Grins and goes back to training.-
Livia Vlcek 08/20/15 You do what any good dr...food addict does. You roll a supplier or you make friends with one. *shifty eyes* Or you have a great friend just happen by with duffle bags.
Livia Vlcek 08/13/15 *shifty eyes*
*acts all nonchalant like*
*dives at candy bar*
*kit kats*
Jack Horton 08/11/15 *smears bloody handprints over your comments box*
Caitlyn Darrow 08/09/15
Jacob Zev 08/06/15 *Turns around to see his crew mate and smiles* "Oh, Hey Camille..." *He cuts short what he was saying when she mentioned his picture being plastered everywhere.* "I didn't do anything, I'm not sure..." *Once again she cuts him off to point out sirens in the distance, at which point he turns on his heel and starts to run.* "You didn't see me, ok? Talk later..."
Caitlyn Darrow 08/05/15 *Hands orange with a carved smiley face*
It's happy to be yours!
Livia Vlcek 08/05/15 *snatches from hand*
*runs*
*searches pocket for a lighter*
Livia Vlcek 08/05/15 *coughs*
Livia Vlcek 08/04/15 *cants head* I'm a vegetarian so...there's that.
*tries very hard not to laugh*
*shifty eyes* I don't think that...
*steps in front of ten foot water pipe* I have anything you'd be interested in.
Livia Vlcek 08/04/15 *fingertips drift through Camille's flaxen tresses*
*snicks*
*shakes head* Never...
*presses lips together*
Caitlyn Darrow 08/03/15 *squeaks and clings on*
*Never lets go ♥ ♥*
Jacob Zev 08/01/15 *Walks up to his crewmate, hand raised in the air.*

"Tope là! Congratulations on the new rank!"
Livia Vlcek 08/01/15 *hive fives* Congratulations Camille! Urinal! *winks* But seriously, way to put in the effort. You're awesome. *hugs*
Livia Vlcek 08/01/15 *cheers on!* You can do it gurlfran!!
Jack Horton 07/23/15 That's what you get for threatening to beat on me in my sleep!
Livia Vlcek 07/20/15 *blinks*
*steps away from the woman...hands up* I didn't...touch her.
*runs*
Livia Vlcek 07/20/15 *uses Camille as a human shield*
Livia Vlcek 07/20/15 *blinks*
*pats shoulder*
I...I've never seen them move like that. Maybe they thought you were there to give them a bath? They like their little leaves rubbed clean.
*may have spoiled the trees* C'mon, let's get you all cleaned up. I have a huge copper tub...I'll figure out what removes um...
*waves hand around Camille* Alla that.
Livia Vlcek 07/20/15 *shifty eyes*
*might be suddenly askeered*
Have Cait's trees in my backyard been attacking you?
Caitlyn Darrow 07/18/15 Love tackles are the best! Next to love taps! I'm not back for good my lovely love, but I'll be back for good sometime soon. I just had to come spread the citrus rings around the realm. Hmm is there such a think as love kicks?
Caitlyn Darrow 07/18/15 *gets tackled*
AHHH okay! okay! THE LOVE IS IN THE AIIIIR TOOONIGHT
*sings while on the ground from tackle*
Have you been working on your tackling? Do you love tackle often? You should love tackle everyone and force feed them orange juice!
Caitlyn Darrow 07/18/15 *runs up*
*kisses cheek*
*hands orange juice in a flask*
*Runs like a boss*
Julliet Swan 07/16/15 Congratulations on your new rank!
*will deny possible stalking accusations*
*is shameless*
Thorn Mathias 07/15/15 "Hello, thank you for the welcome."
Livia Vlcek 07/15/15 *blinks* I fvcking hope to God I'm not...
*blinks again* Penguins?
*looks around surreptitiously*
*feels drool*
*takes out phone...SELFIE!*
*takes lovely picture of droolly face Camille and self*
*saves for blackmail*
Livia Vlcek 07/15/15 *looks around* Man...I haven't a clue. The city?
*shifty eyes* Maybe they'll deliver one to wherever we're at?
*squints at street sign*
Livia Vlcek 07/15/15 *looks at the brown liquid* I'm not sure...it's deli.
*pauses* Disgusting. You wouldn't want it.
*hands Camille a flask of Tequila* Drink this instead.
*'accidentally' knocks burger from the girl's hands* Oops!
Livia Vlcek 07/15/15 *sinks to the ground*
*slips her lap beneath Camille's head to cradle it*
*pets* No no...you've just eaten too much meat.
*takes a long pull from the jar of moonshine she's 'found'* Everyone knows Mexican food is best to eat after drinking...and drinking more alcohol relieves 'hangovers'.
Jack Horton 07/10/15 Yeah, I use to think you looked like someone too... but then I was heartbrokenly mistaken.
Livia Vlcek 07/10/15 *throws hand up in the air...leans back* This is where they stay crunk, throw it up, dubs on the Cadillac. White tees, Nikes, Gangstas don't know how to act...
Jack Horton 07/10/15 TV actually. I played Redshirt #5 in Star Trek. Didn't last long.
Nicolai Mihaylov 07/09/15 Hullo, dahlin. Thank you for the welcome.
Jacob Zev 07/08/15 The concern was appreciated and made Jacob feel he made the right choice in accepting Livia's offer to become a part of their crew. "I've got a fair hand with a needle and thread and a good supply of antibiotics stashed away. I think it'll stay attached this time."
Livia Vlcek 07/07/15 *sings* Where where da cash at...where da cash at, don't be surprised if she asks where da cash at. *listens to Currency & Lil Wayne as she passes by Camille*
Jacob Zev 07/07/15 Still grinning he pointed to his bandaged thigh, "Yea, double tapped me right in the leg, although I did stab her so I probably deserved it..." Taking a moment to think about what he just said he realized just how absurd it sounded. "It was certainly the most unusual way I've met someone while walking the streets." He chuckled again before reaching into a pocket and pulling out two pain pills and swallowed them dry.
Jacob Zev 07/07/15 He couldn't help but laugh again, eliciting a small wince as his leg throbbed at the motion. "Brave is one word for it, I might lean towards 'stupid' though. I certainly didn't expect her to shoot me. I managed to come out on top in the end, even if it was kind of a cheap shot...hopefully she doesn't hold a grudge..." His last words were completely honest, he really didn't want to have that woman as an enemy.
Jacob Zev 07/07/15 Jacob laughed at the comment before saying, "Something like that...Our illustrious leader gave me a thorough hazing before I made it in. Things got a bit carried away but I'll heal." He recounted the fight in his head for a moment before adding, "She really doesn't pull her punches."
Jacob Zev 07/07/15 Sore and still visibly limping after the encounter with his new leader Jacob turned to face his new crewmate with a smile. "Nice to meet you Camille, I'm Jacob." Taking the offered hand he shook it briskly. "The pleasure is all mine."
Livia Vlcek 07/04/15 Drawers? Did she keep tequila in her undergarments? Livia extended her hand to accept the tiny bottles and flowers. Seriously, Camille must have been heaven sent. Ahem. With a salute of her other hand, Livia started to shove the small bottles into her pockets until, well, she looked like a squirrel saving up for the winter. High? Totally.

"Dekuji Milacku." She mumbled past the cigarette that now dangled from lacerated pout. "I'm sure my friend will enjoy these greatly."

Total lie. Jackson wasn't getting ANY of these. Maybe one. Then it wouldn't be a lie right? Just a half truth? Something like that.
Livia Vlcek 07/03/15 She's propped up against the wall, half asleep and smoking a cigarette. A faint clinking heard as Camille wanders by, cerulean pools drift to study the trail of tequila that slips from the basket Camille carried. She's like a fvcking Patron rainbow.

"Milacku, do you have a few to spare for my friend Jacks?" Not that she was really asking for Jackson, he was just her cover."I promised him tequila but I'm too tired to run to the store. "
Nathaniel Tallios 06/03/15 I think you're just glad that there's someone you can push into the pool over the summer. Don't think I don't remember taking a snowball to the head. I will have my revenge! -shakes fist to the sky-
Mercy Prescot 05/30/15 Grins while she eyes her former wallet. "Flasks in the other pocket Hun. You know I think I deserve something pretty for being frisked. Sapphire is a pretty liquor!"
Solomon King 05/29/15 Are.. are you calling me.. fat? *eyes well up*
Solomon King 05/29/15 Don't you laugh at me! I'll get that wallet next time!
Mackenzie 05/27/15 Juuuuuust trying to get your attention. *Nudge nudge*
Solomon King 05/24/15 "Sorry, I dig your new 'do so much that a little drool came out.. "
Solomon King 05/24/15
Mackenzie 05/23/15
Woooooooork it!
Livia Vlcek 05/22/15 *thinks* I haven't been to a party in forever...*looks at the paddles that are being dragged away by squirrels*
Livia Vlcek 05/22/15 Oh...*shifty eyes* Was the rave fun? *tosses paddles to the side*
Livia Vlcek 05/20/15 *sees that Camille is blue*
*FREAKS out*
*runs and grabs defibrillator*
CLEAR! *rubs paddles together*
Jackson McCarthy 05/19/15 Jackson had been a bit of a recluse as of late, but decided to get back out there with the thought of bugging a new member.

"You know...If you wanted to get closer to me, all you had to do was come see me. You didn't have to go through the trouble of getting into the same house as me. Just like you didn't have to use the pretence of stealing my money to feel me up. I understand your infatuation with me and there's nothing to me ashamed of."
Mercy Prescot 05/18/15 *Chuckles and smirks* When have I ever run out of alcohol? *produces large flask*
Mercy Prescot 05/18/15 Welcome to the party! *Grins and offers a mamossa* I'm glad to see a familiar face.
Solomon King 05/16/15 *gurgles and grabs at imaginary butterflies*
Solomon King 05/16/15 Solomon has been asleep for days.. and daaaaays.. and DAAAAAAAAYS...
Mackenzie 05/15/15 You. I miss you, little Angel.
Solomon King 05/04/15 Thanks! And what a pretty face it is. Amirite? I'm right.
Caitlyn Darrow 04/21/15 *blinks and reaches a hand to pat reassuringly* Oh! Well yes if you think it's justified. Maybe when he gets back, you can force him to have a big,big,big formal wedding, and you can marry us properly. *grins*
Caitlyn Darrow 04/21/15 *shifty eyes* It was *clears throat* a hit and run..er..I mean..! He likes orange juice, and he ran away to get the secret stash. So you can hit him later!
Mackenzie 04/16/15 Noooooo funnier than you, m'sweet.
Aibrean 02/05/15 You do realize that you can't steal from any empty pocket?
Mercy Prescot 01/31/15 *Picks confetti out of hair while laughing* why thank ya! I'll drink to that!
Mercy Prescot 01/25/15 Thank you, I think I'm giving up drinking for a while.
Edward Brollachan 01/22/15 'Tis like the FBI Most Wanted list...
Caitlyn Darrow 01/15/15
Rannek 01/10/15 Thanks!
Caitlyn Darrow 01/08/15 *does twirl* I know pretty, just like youuuu!!
Dessa Chambers 01/05/15 Phew! You scared me!
*swats* >.>
Dessa Chambers 01/05/15 *frowns*
You weren't supposed to die!
*cries*
Dessa Chambers 01/05/15 *noms*
Dr Van Helsing 12/28/14 Love your profile!
FaLLeN 06/18/14 "A belated welcome to the family, and congrats on ranking. I'm Alex. I'm usually around if you ever need anything."
FaLLeN 02/11/14 "You're free!"
You managed to break out Camille Rameau.
lacigam 01/09/14 As he slowly looks her profile over he stares for a moment at her lovely words and wonders what she is thinking..... lovely profile my lady.....
Dessa Chambers 12/24/13 Awww.. It's so pritty!
Sean Calloway 12/13/13 Welcome to the Realm! You are the monthly winner of a small gift pack from me, the Realm's packrat! Sean smiles widely and hand the newcomer a card with his direction on it. "G'day and good luck!"
Athena 12/11/13 Welcome to the Realm!
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