| Chamberlain |
01/27/19 |
John Doe Fact #187: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. |
| Mystic-husky |
01/26/19 |
John Doe Fact 488: He is the man, myth and legend! |
| Dexter Gein |
01/25/19 |
John Doe Fact #999: When asked where John Doe is, your answer will always be where ever Dexter Gein says he is. |
| Malek |
01/04/19 |
The scarred lycan sighs and drops the empty wallet on the ground as he turns the corner and back into the city proper. Who would have thought that the big guy wouldn't carry cash? Just useless credit cards...
You were successful in stealing $0.00 from John Doe. |
| Summer |
11/02/18 |
John Doe Fact: He carries no cash, only lint. The lint is reportedly acceptable as a form of currency in some smaller countries.
You were successful in stealing $0.00 from John Doe. |
| LillyEmperium |
10/20/18 |
Congrats Mr. Doe, you're Mr. Popular today! |
| Katherine Murray |
01/18/18 |
Rude.
VERRA, VERRA RUDE!
*glares* |
| Miryam |
01/18/18 |
John Doe Alert Fact #38 Gone so long that he never really left. |
| Marah Whitmoore |
06/12/17 |
A big congrats on making the realms most popular papa Doe |
| Marah Whitmoore |
07/05/16 |
Adara Doe Fact #100: Adar Doe is the best Mama Wolf on this side of the Realm. |
| Katarina Black |
06/26/16 |
Katarina watches silently from the shadows as the members of the Lycan's Den go about their every day lives. She spots the leader John Doe and pulls one of her sparkly glitter bombs from the bag at her hip. She levitates it into the air and sends it flying towards the werewolf at a blurring speed. A giggle escapes her lips as she watches it splatter all over his face. "You're so sparkly you could pass for another member of the Cullen family...You could be Emmetts twin" |
| Shadwyn Drake |
06/25/16 |
Drake shifts into a black wolf with midnight blue eyes. He sneaks silently and cautiously through the woods to the Lycan's Den He finds the window to the Doe's room He sits on his haunches and he howls happily in the moonlight. He sings John Doe has nothing on Sam Black. John Doe invented the first Lycan. Aroooo! I hate fleas! Aroooo!" Drake scampers through the Lycan's Den bar and hops up on the bar counter and orders "Free Booze for all!" He jumps through the window before being caught. |
| Mackenzie |
06/24/16 |
*Readies glitter uzi* |
| Mackenzie |
06/04/16 |
You are so brave and quiet that I ragret you are breathing. -Ernest Hemmingway |
| Mackenzie |
06/01/16 |
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, MAN?! |
| Marah Whitmoore |
05/27/16 |
Dutchie goes to her fearless leader with a cup full of Moonshine Gummy Bears and hands it to him with a smile.
"Here you go daddy Doe for making most popular today. Feel free to share with mommy Doe." |
| Marah Whitmoore |
03/31/16 |
*skips around you* " Lookie who made most popular. Congrats Mr.D." |
| Dark Vagor |
02/29/16 |
*Congrats on ranking Mr Doe" "Leaves a case on your door of your favorite beer". |
| Marah Whitmoore |
02/26/16 |
"Congrats on ranking daddy Doe. I just gave mama Doe a bottle of Champagne. I did tell her to share with you."
*grins* |
| Katherine Murray |
02/18/16 |
*bounces along*
*blinks at*
*looks at flower in her hand*
*decides against flower beard*
*runs away* |
| Mackenzie |
02/07/16 |
John! Welcome to London! Try not to get lost. I mean, if you do, I'll be able to see you from a mile away, buuuuut. |
| Bennie Norh |
02/04/16 |
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| Pheenyx |
01/29/16 |
Ah, but suppose every dead man is on his back in the grave, that would indeed put you under And behind him, would it not? Unless we are to take the metaphorical context then yes, you would be correct. Maybe you are simply everywhere at once...I mean you are The John Doe. It's possible. |
| Pheenyx |
01/29/16 |
And how's the weather down there, 7 feet under? |
| Kharybdis |
01/28/16 |
John Doe Fact #762: John Doe is Glitter Repellent. |
| Mallory Quarters |
01/27/16 |
Joe Doe fact #666 Extensive DNA testing has confirmed John Doe is NOT the father of the Pillsbury Doe boy |
| Mackenzie |
01/27/16 |
Looking especially menacing today, John. Is it a new hair gel? |
| Addison |
01/27/16 |
~squeals~ "I got a John Doe fact!!! I feel so special now!" ~treasures gift~ |
| Marah Whitmoore |
01/27/16 |
Dutchie sees John and goes to him and smiles then speaks.
" Well , well lookie at who made the days most popular. Congrats." |
| Smith |
01/26/16 |
John Doe Fact #10010111: When John Doe counts in binary, he does so like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
He beat up binary because he thought it was stupid. |
| Smith |
01/26/16 |
John Doe Fact #10010110: J̟̫̞͓̣̬o̬͐h͎̘͚̼̘̙͇̃̓n̠̹̰̮̼ͥ͛̏̂ ͎͖ͧ̽̄͐D͖̠̉̐ó͎̃͊̈́ͤe̪̤̔͐̓̽̽̓̌ ̳̤ỉ̦̟̥̋̌̚ș̺͚̣̯͒ͥ ̦͍̫̻̱̠̩̌̀͑̏͋a̠̖ͅ ̘͍̖̗̑̽͆͌̾̎ͭm̞̬͊̈́ͥͤ̍͋a͖̖͎̥͚̯͈̓ͨ̾̉s͇͚̬̟̝̈̂̽ͤͅs̹̳̠̠̰̲̖̊i̳̟̜̯ͬ̂̅́ͯͨvͦe̱̰̘̠̱̞͈ ̰̘n̥͍̏̏̽̂̿͂ĕ̈́̌͛ͥ̾r̝̖̠̪̜̳̙͛̎͑̈̃d̬̳̒ͤ͑. |
| Smith |
01/26/16 |
Is that so? |
| Mackenzie |
01/24/16 |
Mackenzie is lost. Lost on Den property. Honestly, how do these people even know where they are going when there is nothing but trees and snow and trees and more snow? But as luck would have it, she spots the big man up head and calls out, "John! Where the hell is the bar?!"
If there is one thing she needs right now... it's a drink. |
| Mackenzie |
01/23/16 |
The Lycan's Den... f-ck yea.
|
| Alice Barbour |
01/18/16 |
*giggles*
I dun have a phone. No one to talk to anyway. |
| x Nerull x |
01/17/16 |
John Doe Fact# 665: There is one account where John Doe hit himself by stubbing his toe on a stair. The stair was immediately rushed to the emergency room afterward. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/08/15 |
*tosses him a five pack as one of the cans tears off into her hand*
*pokes a hole in the can she holds*
*cracks it open*
*shotguns the fvck out of the ice cold beer* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/07/15 |
*nods sagely* Because Luck knows better than to fvck with John Doe. Like everyone else should realise... |
| Bennie Norh |
07/20/15 |
*feigns a shocked gasp*
My! What bright eyes you have! |
| Mackenzie |
07/01/15 |
*Texts* ...I don't even know what to say to that. *Sends* |
| Mackenzie |
07/01/15 |
*Texts* Is this property possessed? *Sends* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/27/15 |
"And behold! John created Denny's so the angels could go forth with their sixty four foot wingspan to serve (moons over my hammy) those in need." Valentin 06:66
*closes the Gospel according to Valentin*
*smiles* So what really happened in Georgia...the one with Cyrillic letters. |
| x Nerull x |
06/26/15 |
John Doe Fact #11:
The Viral Undead watch John Doe for 'inspiration' when it comes to wreaking terror and mayhem. |
| Bennie Norh |
06/26/15 |
*overhears John Doe Fact #623*
*imagines two cowboys clinging to John's legs*
*tries not to laugh*
*tries not to make eye contact*
*FAILS* |
| Mackenzie |
06/25/15 |
Cheeky. See you all soon. *Sends reply* |
| Mackenzie |
06/25/15 |
...
*Sends reply* A professional alcoholic vampire amongst a bunch of wolves? Party. A giant, stinky party. |
| Mackenzie |
06/25/15 |
*Replies* What in the world is deadly shine? |
| Mackenzie |
06/25/15 |
*Text* I can smell your Den all the way from the city. For real Doe. *Sends* |
| Julliet Swan |
06/25/15 |
I hope he was able to score a decent life insurance policy. You never know how rocky those Florida waters can get during hurricane season and such... |
| Julliet Swan |
06/25/15 |
Oh, but Mr. Doe... should I even ask what the reaper must do with himself now that he only puts in half the hours?
*purses lips*
I shouldn't be worried, right? |
| Lenny Shultz |
06/13/15 |
"Try as you might, you can't rob me~" I sing song in my best voice before skipping away. |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/12/15 |
You're such a breast, John. And tell Adara she needs to sh!t in a pan. *throws phone in frustration* |
| Bennie Norh |
06/11/15 |
Came to ask for a fact, was greeted by the Beast, definitely not disappointed. |
| Pheenyx |
05/19/15 |
Reads fact and makes mental note to henceforth only steal's from Mr. Doe's woman, as surely the result of his peer pressure leaves his wife's purse full of shiny things. Also notes to never be too close to his presence when near any wooden pointy objects, churches, or bonfires due to his excessive skill at pressuring peers. |
| Edward Brollachan |
04/23/15 |
"He may be all right, if he likes rowing in circles." |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
*huffs and stomps into the kitchen*
*grabs cake and runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
We neeeeeeeeeeed this garage...*growls* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
*blinks and types*
Convert it to what?! I love this garage!
*whimpers and hits send*
*plays with bloody hair ribbons* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
*texts* Going to hide in your garage...I promise not to disturb the hair ribbon collection. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
*shifty eyes*
*coughs*
TMI yo...TMI.
*hits send*
*stops to lean against a wall*
*attempts to breathe*
*lights a cigarette instead* |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/13/15 |
*blinks*
*smiles widely*
Good to know you're training her right...someone taught me that a long time ago.
*cackles and hits send* |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/09/14 |
Zombie sheep hm? *lifts brow* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/21/14 |
*waves a hair ribbon around* |
| Addison |
07/20/14 |
You managed to break out John Doe. "well, get a move on dude..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/12/14 |
Holy piss Pikachu! *puts on her Guccis* |
| Hollen |
06/28/14 |
I mean. I could throw a cheerleader...
- Glances at fingernails nonchalantly. -
But no guarantees that they're alive... |
| Eden Kennedy |
04/23/14 |
"Congratulations on the rank up!" |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
John wasn't lying when he said it would probably be Livia getting into trouble in the States. It seemed whenever the young Slayer traveled to North America, something happened. Hell, not like she hadn't run into trouble in Paris in the past. Anyways.
"Wish you had come back sooner..." Livia laughed quietly. "I just had the Impala shipped here. Looks like I'll need to ship it back." Her eyes lit up as she remembered John's skills. She had planned on having Sam wrench on it but after realisation set it regarding the car's size versus the narrow roads of center Paris, there was no point in the car being there. "There's something wrong with it and I can't figure it out...but you can!" |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
"Probably difficult..." Livia moved so that she could sit with her back against the headboard of the bed. While there were forests in France, there really wasn't dense forest near Paris. At least, not that she was aware of. "You'd probably have to go closer to the France-Germany border. Besides, if the Den was reopened in the States, those from our family would always have a safe place to stay if in need." |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
"You did it before..." A quick sip taken, she handed the bottle back to John with a soft smile. "Plus, you could always hire a cook and a few bartenders."
If she didn't have the club, she would have offered herself as an employee. Maybe she could work a schedule out. Hell, maybe some of the family would work the bar.
"I'm sure we could find plenty of potential employees for you. My room is still there and I have clothes, I could keep an eye on things a few days a week...the flight isn't so bad." |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
Picking at a piece of lint that was stuck to her flannel monkey pants, Livia looked up to the see the bottle of Jack that John held. While normally she wouldn't hesitate to imbibe in the Tennessee whiskey, it had been quite a while since she drank this early in the day. She took the bottle regardless, unscrewed the cap and sat up.
"So, are you going to reopen the Den?" Livia took a long draught from the bottle as pale pools turned to gaze at John. She had a feeling he might but that would probably mean he would be returning to the States to do so. Which meant he would not be so near. "I mean, it's still there and such..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
She laughed momentarily until she realised what John was saying. Head canted, smile fading to a mild look of confusion, the Slayer looked down at the blankets that covered John and then back to the man.
"Oh...erm...I thought that you slept with a gun." Cerulean hues surreptitiously studied the room when a noise from the hall caught her attention. Adara. "Morning Addie!" Livia slipped to lounge next to the Lycan. "So, um, any beers left?"
She was afraid to ask where the body was. There was no yard after all. Maybe she needed to check the flower boxes. |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
She knocked lightly before entering John's room, steps quiet almost silent on the white wood floors. They were still clean, so that was a plus...John always did clean up after himself. Hesitant to wake him, but over joyed he was there, Livia tackled the large man in his bed. With a large grin, bright eyes excited, she whispered hurriedly.
"John! I think I found you a cheerleader!" She held the picture up of the young woman flexing. "Daphne!" |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/19/14 |
It had taken longer than she expected...finding a cheerleader in Paris was impossible...so Livia resorted to the next best thing. She found a co-ed with beautiful blonde hair, petite figure, at the Sorbonne. A foreign exchange student from the States. It would take weeks, maybe even months for anyone to notice she was missing. And being in her first year at the prestigious school, Livia was fairly certain none of the girl's friends would have the young woman's contact information. More than likely, her teachers would think she caved due to pressure and left. Her parents would probably think she ran off to live the life in Europe. Isn't that every girls' dream?
Getting her home was easy enough but the stairs posed a slight problem. Calling for Adara's help, as reluctant as the wolfess was to assist, the girls managed to drag the package to John's room, depositing it on the bed before sedating the young woman and leaving a six pack of beer on the nightstand. After all, as long as he was fed, the two females would remain safe in the shared home. Right? One would think...
As Livia closed the door, she scribbled a note on a scrap piece of paper and pinned it to the rosewood frame.
John,
Welcome home. Enjoy!
Liv & Adara |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/16/14 |
"I think it will be a lovely night indeed." She tossed John a set of keys to the club. "I'll meet you there. I just need to make a few stops." Another hug, a kiss to his cheek and she was off to run some very important errands. "See you there in about an hour..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/16/14 |
She could do nothing but smile. When he had left Livia was devastated and had been quite unfriendly to many. But John was someone dear to her heart, someone who she thought she had lost, forever. And yet, he was here now, not just in her dreams of days past.
"Ok...just, don't ever disappear like that again." A scowl overtook scarred visage for a moment before another bright smile found its way to the surface. "I have beer and Jack in the club...and girls. It's um, a 'gentlemen's club'. Drinks are on me if you are interested?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/16/14 |
"You're absolutely correct..." the young woman laughed. "Silly me. Must be all the her-" she paused suddenly,"...shey's kisses." She still needed to get him a gift. Maybe...just maybe...a local college or high school had what she was looking for. "So...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" |
| Livia Vlcek |
04/16/14 |
Cerulean hues wide, Livia stared at the man that resembled her most trusted friend. But was it really him? It had to be. Long strides carried the young woman quickly towards the Lycan she once knew and without any words, wrapped her arms around the giant.
"Please be real. Please be real." |
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