| Edward Brollachan |
01/22/14 |
...and I was ready to be sooo impressed. |
| Edward Brollachan |
01/22/14 |
Why aren't you Twerkin'? |
| cao cao |
01/01/14 |
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| Roman Pierce |
09/06/13 |
Dammmit, I knew that I was doing something wrong! |
| Roman Pierce |
09/06/13 |
Congrats!!
Now tell me your secret!?! *shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/04/13 |
Fritos? Em? Briggs? *thinks* I'm sure they would all be willing participants...after all, it's a skill you need to master. *nods* And if they aren't, I'll just tie them down to a table. *grins* |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/04/13 |
*shudders*
*puts down dust buster*
*fumbles around utility drawer*
*pulls out a pair of pliers and rusty scissors* Will these do? Won't you need someone to practice on?
*thinks* We do have quite a few boys here in the family... |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/04/13 |
*grabs dust buster*
*dust busts the confetti from Alle*
*smiles*
So can I hire you out to do circumcisions and Briss' now? |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/26/13 |
*takes out lighter*
*shifty eyes* Oh I um...*hides lighter* I was just trying to help. |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/26/13 |
*dumps antibacterial hand sanitizer all over the Angel* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*recoils from the scraped toast* What the fu...
*looks up to Alle* Um...yes?
*shifty eyes* Man...I need to get the f*ck out of here.
*turns as the coffee pot speaks* Really? You too?
*hears music* Uh, Alle...you been to Disneyland lately?
*pushes back from the table* I'll be right back...I think the bedazzler is calling my name.
*runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*blinks*
*turns to Alle* What fresh hell is this? I was asking you if you were going to eat and um...the butter thinks I'm speaking to it?
*feels like Alice* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*stares at the bottle of syrup*
*wonders if Jayden has spiked her Patron with hallucinogenics*
*stares at pancakes* You're going to eat too right? |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*practically floats following the scent of pancakes* You can cook too? This must be a dream...*doesn't want to wake up* |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*watches Alle*
*is confused*
You don' wan' any, hic, Patron? |
| Livia Vlcek |
08/03/13 |
*ambles up*
*staggers just a bit*
*holds out the bottle of Patron* |
| Katherine Murray |
07/11/13 |
YAY! Though, I have to say...I really like this song and am currently replaying it...over and over and over. It is way better than My Little Pony. |
| Katherine Murray |
07/11/13 |
*ponders* Well, did you at least keep the ears? You can use them to ward off the pickpockets. Because nothing says keep away like a necklace of ears? |
| Katherine Murray |
07/10/13 |
*blinks* I like Science... dissecting is fun. *sagenod* Are you going to dissect anyone? |
| Katherine Murray |
07/10/13 |
*stares at the video* Is this a new form of psychological warfare against the sneaky thieves and your lint? |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/10/13 |
*nods* Okay! *climbs in* Oooo...there's candy and cigarettes back here! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/10/13 |
*sniffles* So if I went missing you wouldn't put me on a milk carton? *lip wobbles* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/10/13 |
Hahaha...so it wasn't you that put me on the milk carton? *blinks* I'm skeered. |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/09/13 |
*screams* But but Allllllleeeeee...I wanna show you this pretty picture of a my lil pony tattoooooooo! *chases* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/09/13 |
*grabs at trap*
*squeezes and pulls off slowly*
*smiles* There! You're free! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/09/13 |
o.O chu found it? *blinks* XD |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/09/13 |
*le gasp!* Allesondra Dylan just failed at stealing money from you! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/02/13 |
*holds up hands* I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I'll give you money! Damn! *feels accosted...cries* |
| Allesondra Dylan |
06/29/13 |
Some sneaky thief just stole $0.00 from you!
~Puts on her Drill Sergeant cap~
Who did that? Who the flock did that? Who's the slimy little sh*t twinkle toed c*ck-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother did it. Out-f*cking-standing. I will P.T. you all until you flocking die!
~Grabs the one looking at her profile~ Was you...you scroungy little duck, huh? |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/28/13 |
Oh, well...that sucks. *pouts* Thought I was going to get to watch you in action again. *kicks rocks* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/27/13 |
*blinks at Alle's speech* Wha's going on? Who are you killing? |
| Edward Brollachan |
06/27/13 |
*Eye's lint kewpie doll before handing it over*
"Bìtch? I wasn't aware I had made it an innie or an outtie..." |
| Edward Brollachan |
06/27/13 |
A column of mist rises, with two glowing spots near the top that become eyes, then the dark Scot stands before you. A hand rises from his hip, and held between finger and thumb is a tiny kewpie doll, crafted from lint.
"Lookin' for somethin', lass?"
|
| Allesondra Dylan |
06/27/13 |
Some sneaky thief just stole $0.00 from you!
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, hence the lint. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you return the lint now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
|
| Edward Brollachan |
06/23/13 |
Always be yo'rself.
Unless ye can be Batman, then always be Batman.
*sage nod* |
| Katherine Murray |
06/23/13 |
*arches brow*
*ponders*
Ham and cheese or meatball?
*blinks*
Tots? Do you mean small children? If you are famished..I am sure we can find some to barbecue.. |
| Katherine Murray |
06/23/13 |
*stares*
*cants head*
My, my, my; so...pretty. Are you as tasty as you look? |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/21/13 |
You do not need to live in the fort. *laughs* There'll be plenty of rooms for you to choose from. And if you get bored, you can always head upstairs and do some lap dances. *shifty eyes* |
| Sprew |
06/21/13 |
*sobs* why nots |
| Sprew |
06/21/13 |
*pokes to ensure she's not just a ghost*
Oh sh*t..
*runs* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/21/13 |
Ahhhh the jello shots. I'll keep the fridge stocked. *nods* And as for the snuggie, it was too big. I made it into a fort in the lounge. *shifty eyes* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/21/13 |
Wow...you come outta Cancun and already a new rank. *blinks* Maybe I should go to Cancun...*snickers* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/21/13 |
*tackles*
*hugs tight*
*never lets go* |
| Livia Vlcek |
01/03/12 |
*calls Alle's cell phone and leaves a message* Houston, I think we have a problem...your wereangelkitten that got away...it is back. *ends the call with a few Czech swear words that would burn even Hell down if they were heard by any mortal* |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/29/10 |
My pain-pilled drama queen is always creeping at your bed...*grins* |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*shrugs* Iuno but she says I can't have my zombie sharks with wifi until she gets her slaves... |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*cants her head* Adara said she's still waiting on slaves? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
"I know I'm not..." Livia scowled, "But I hear the names you are thinking..." Did that make any sense? "Oooo...if you are going to bedazzle *jazz hands* my suit on the back could you remember that I carry my weapons at the small of my back?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
Had Allesondra really swayed John to the dark side of the bedazzler? *jazz hands* Livia's brow furrowed slightly as she contemplated the thought of nicknames on their skin suits. Did they not understand her concern? With a small pout on her scarred lips, blue eyes cast down at all the shiny stones and studs *spirit fingers*, Livia grumped. "Well...if someone calls me a Czech wh*re, I'm soooo burning mine." The slayer's eyes turned to slits as she glared at Alle. "No funny bidness..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
With a screech, Livia lifted the end of her robe and stared at the single bedazzled *jazz hands* jewel. Did Alle not care she spent over two hundred U.S for the thing? With a growl, Livia snatched the mini bedazzler *jazz hands* from Allesondra while the Angel was busy with her 'spirit' fingers. "That is it!" Livia turned off the stereo as Goodbye horses blared from the speakers. "You are sooooo not in charge of decorating our skin suits. I don't want to look like a cheap Czech wh*re when all is said and done...I do that well enough on my own thank you very much!" |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
Livia stops dancing instantly at the word 'bedazzle', a growl forming in her throat while her bathrobe sat open loosely. "I told you...no bedazzling!" *jazz hands* "I was the skin dress to be pretty...not...bedazzled!" *jazz hands* "Why would you need to bedazzle *jazz hands* skin? The tattoos and tramp stamps aren't enough?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*grabs her bathrobe and begins to dance around, flashing the angel every now and again while Alle paints her lips with the cherry lip gloss* What size are you Alle? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*covers her breasts with her hands* No pinching! A slight tweak is always nice or a slow steady pressure but put those damn crab claws away! *gives a devious smile as she turns Goodbye horses on* Feel like dancing? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*pouts* Well if I cant get a motorboat then no dice. I didn't quit doing dope to gain 20lbs to get a nice rack then go back to dope for nothing...*ponders* Do I get a Diana Ross to Lil'Kim breast jiggle at least? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*scowls* You mean shake my ass and everything? Did you want me topless to? Should I maybe drop to my knees and call you Mistress while I am at it? *grins* You'll tip me right? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*smiles sheepishly* Why? Would it amuse you if it was? |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
*Ponders while the long strand of toilet paper waves in the breeze* I really like Carlos Mencia... |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/27/10 |
Livia, back to the Angel, hunched her shoulders up in surprise as Allesondra approached rattling off about all the amused faces she had seen in the Realm as of late. With near stealth, and lightning fast reflexes, the slayer attempted to shove the rest of a sandwich in her mouth before the woman could see.
"Ah'm naw' s're Ahlle...um..." She blurted before running off to get a glass of milk, peanut butter making it near impossible to swallow the half chewed sammich while toilet paper trailed behind stuck to the heel of her shoe. "Mebbeh Carlos Mencia is in town?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/26/10 |
I think I used to have a voice...
Now I never make a sound.
I just do what I've been told...
I really don't want them to come around.
Oh, no...
Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same
I can feel their eyes are watching.
In case I lose myself again...
Sometimes I think I'm happy here.
Sometimes, yet I still pretend...
I can't remember how this got started,
But I can tell you exactly how it will end... |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/21/10 |
"Don't call my name...Don't call my name, Allazondra.
I'm not your babe...I'm not your babe, Fernando.
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch...
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name...Don't call my name, Roberto."
Livia paused from her singing with a grin. She missed her mentor dearly and hoped that the Angel would hear her call...The Slayer needed her. |
| Tala Hemming |
07/23/10 |
A note for in s Bloodletting Meet Part Deaux |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/15/10 |
"Yes...please." Livia smiled evilly. "I don't want him to miss dinner..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/15/10 |
Staring at Allesondra, hands on her hips, Livia looked grim. With a deep sigh, she attempted to compose herself before speaking, single eyebrow lifting in the process. "One of the wereangelkittens has gone rogue...Have you seen him?" |
| Stalker |
07/15/10 |
Not the mama! |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/10 |
"You have any tranquilizer darts?" Livia frowned while standing on tip toes, arm still raised and waving frantically. Hailing a cab in the city was such a pain in the arse at times and even if they did get one, Adara would definitely be reluctant to take a ride. "I dont think she's gonna want to get in a cab with me...maybe if she sees you though it will be different this time."
Maybe... |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/10 |
The slayer blinked quite confused at the Angel's words. Not many wanted to ride in a car with Livia, let alone a taxi, after the accident. With a cheeky grin, the young woman nodded to her Mentor as her hand flew up to hail a cab. "They take credit cards dont they?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/10 |
"That's an over and done with issue..." Livia's glance studied the frames that were broken by the pebble toss. "Heh...I guess I don't know my own strength...buy you a new pair?" The slayer removed a credit card from her pocket. "Zinc has more than enough to buy you a new pair of sunglasses...and rental car." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/10 |
"Neaderthaals? Yes, that's all I have to fight with now. Stones....because apparently, if you do anything else, whether one takes care of problems properly, with the tools we're given, or go to a higher source...people still scream that one is wrong...I'm an idiot regardless so I've heard." Livia canted her head at her former mentor, her smile fading slightly. "You know...Margaritas are sounding lovely at this time. I think I may go find one." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/10 |
Livia stared at what appeared to be the Angel of teleportation hell from a distance. Was it really her? The one that had saved her on numerous occasions from herself and others? Had Alle come back from vacation finally? With a devious grin, and a newly acquired pebble, the slayer threw the small stone at the attractive blonde. Hopefully, she wouldn't break her fingers for this... |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/09 |
*nods wildly* Yes! *hides the calender* |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/09 |
*gropes Allesondra while god modding kissing her, hopes to have Allesondra's babies*
*smirks* So...does that mean we are dating Alle? |
| Stalker |
11/23/09 |
*He kicks at the dirt.* But it smells soooo good!!! |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/09 |
*eyes widen at the sound of nails against glass, then the words whisper through her head and the slayer begins to shudder* eep... |
| Livia Vlcek |
11/23/09 |
*cuts sunday through thursday out of calender....smiles as she licks her lips* |
| Livia Vlcek |
10/24/09 |
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| Livia Vlcek |
09/14/09 |
The slayer normally fears very little, but Allesondra...that was a totally different story. The Angel was someone Livia has very much respect for, and fear of. So when her arms are grabbed and her body is suddenly found not on hardened soil of Earth, a quiet cry escapes her.
"This is not a ride! This is floating...teleporting...whatever it is that you do!"
The young woman's words are blurted out quite loudly due to the chanting that envelopes the two and the white noise of the movement of air about them. Hands rush to latch onto Allesondra out of fear of being dropped...again. The last time off the skyscraper had taught the slayer well.
"Sooooo not fair...you totally went Old School on me..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/14/09 |
Livia stops dead in her tracks. Had Allesondra really gone there? With a grumble the usually facetious slayer turns to the Angel of teleportation hell and smiles wickedly. This was going to be fun...
"You know...I heard Raccoon City is great this time of year, lemme grab my zombie repellent and...wow...new look?"
Livia circles Allesondra, studying her closely, leaning first into her then backing away. With a furrow to her brow, the slayer's head cants from one side to the other like a curious puppy...and in an over-exaggerated way, of course.
"You look oddly like this one girl..." single manicured finger taps lightly at scarred lips. "I know...I remember now! The Girl Next Door..."
...but she was a porn star... o.O |
| Livia Vlcek |
09/14/09 |
*runs by*
*smacks 'Marilyn's' sweet ass*
*cackles maniacally* |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/09 |
"Oh! I thought you meant..." Livia's words drift off as she smiles wickedly to the Angel. "Well...maybe one less." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/09 |
"Fun? What is that?" A laugh escapes the slayer. She has had no fun for quite a long time. |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/09 |
With a bright smile, Livia grabs a few bottles and begins to soak herself in the antibacterial hand gel. God only knew what was in the dungeons.
"Thank you Allesondra..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
07/14/09 |
No scrunched Livia looks to Allesondra, blue eyes wide. "You got any purell?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/28/09 |
Livia runs frantically through the shared home searching for the two missing children. Voice shrill, a voice of a mother, she calls out to her two missing wereangelkittens. "Sprew Jr! Tala Allesondra! Where are you my darlings! Da-...Allesondra is going to kill mommy if you two are hurt or lost!"
Tears streaming down her face, she suddenly hears a scratching at the closet door and remembers exactly what has happened. Duct Tape...and a nap for her... |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/28/09 |
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| Livia Vlcek |
06/28/09 |
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| Livia Vlcek |
06/27/09 |
Livia wandered up to Allesondra with a bright smile on her face and a large roll of paper in her hands. The two had been speaking in private and it was decided...A new saying for a new time. Without a word, the slayer stapled a poster to Allesondra's door as a warning to all that decided to disrespect the angel.
Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash. |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/13/09 |
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| Livia Vlcek |
06/11/09 |
...where'd the rental go... |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/04/09 |
*leaves a snickers ice cream bar on the doorstep* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/04/09 |
But...*looks around for crows*
Nevermind...*pouts*
*runs to get Alle's signature tattooed instead* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/04/09 |
Wait...you forgot one thing...*glares* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/04/09 |
Hey! Didn't you used to be a rockstar? *cackles* |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/04/09 |
*shakes fist* Yesh!!! *blinks* I mean...Nooooooo! *sighs* So mean to me...all I do is love you...*hangs head* |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
That you are... *in a quick motion, Henry thrusts his elbow into her gut and attempts to slip out of her grip* |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
Yes!! For one should never do such things to Royalty...it is pure blasphemy and unacceptable behavior! NOW RELEASE ME! |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
NEVER!! If I die then your death will soon follow, I can assure you of this! I would rather die than to be a coward and give in to your demands! |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
Release me or your death will be imminent and painful in every which way perceivable !!! |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
*Filled with anger now, he calls out to his armed guards*
Remove me from the grasp of this wench NOW and take her to the guillotines! |
| Uncle_Henry |
06/03/09 |
*swats at the smelly pigeon and attempts to wiggle out of the headlock*
Ouch...you foul beast!! Release me or it will be off with your head! |
| Livia Vlcek |
06/02/09 |
"Your lullabies are making it more difficult for me to sleep Allesondra..." Livia glared at the Angel before her. She knew that Livia had been dreaming about zombies as of late and hadn't gotten much sleep. With that song, the slayer was bound to get less sleep. "But you do have a pretty singing voice..." |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/18/09 |
Livia peddles furiously up to the Angel of Teleportation Hell. She's currently not allowed to drive, soooo, with a bit of quick thinking, a little determination, and the company credit card, Livia is back on the open road. With a quick jerk of her hand on the 'e' brake and a lean to the left, Livia 'j' slides right up to Allesondra's side. She flicks her chin out and raises a brow.
"S'up...How you like my new ride?" She nods her head slowly while a tart smile finds her lips. "Its a Hello Kitty Big Wheel...cool huh?"
|
| Bastet |
05/11/09 |
*Stares down at Allie's shoes* Chooooooo's. |
| Bastet |
05/11/09 |
Why thank you! You are a tough act to follow but I follow you proudly nonetheless! |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/11/09 |
"Isn't that what people say to other people they are about to kill them?" Livia whispered quietly to the woman that had always protected Livia, who had always tried to direct her. "Am I going to be fitted for cement boots now? I wear a size 9 if so." She gave Alle a small smile as she began to walk with the Angel. Lord only knew where they were going. She imagined it had something to do with the accident. |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/11/09 |
"I guess you could." Livia's smile faded from her face quickly. The look in Allesondra's eyes told her that the angel was still angry. Innocents had died because of her self loathing. She remembered why she had killed the cab driver. It was his eyes. The color of her dead husband's. Then the sadness that had enveloped her was too much. Again. After the accident, wherever Livia had ended up, her mind had changed. She wanted to live. Now, she was wondering it was the right choice. "Well, Alle...I'd love to stay and chat but I have to attend to a few things." Like blow my brains out or something... With a feigned smile, Livia turned, shoulders slumped, defeated. She looked back only for a few seconds, cerulean orbs locked on Alle's own eyes. "It was nice seeing you again. And Thank you. For all your help that day." |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/11/09 |
"I'd like to think of it as a new attitude..." Livia chuckled quietly. Yes. A new approach, well, an old one. The person she used to be was back. Practical jokes and all. "Blood of Christ huh? So thats kinda like good vampirism?" Livia tried to hold back the smile that wanted to form on her lips. She knew Alle was pissed at her. Rightfully so. |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/11/09 |
"Nope. Clean as a whistle since the accident..." Livia stared confused. Had she missed something? She knew that she had lost a few brain cells but she was luckily not brain damaged thanks to Allesondra. After the accident Livia had colored her hair back to blond, was on the road to sobriety though she did have a few drinks one night. "You drunk or high?" Livia canted her head slightly and waited for the stern Angel to either kick her ass or choke her to death. |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/10/09 |
"HI!" Livia looked to Alle, the epitome of innocence. As she ran a hand through her own blond locks, she tried to smile sweetly. "I just uh...hadn't seen you in a few days and I missed you!" She nodded her head, attempting to look convincing. Did she know? She was one of God's own. Maybe she had a sixth sense too. "So...whatcha doin?" |
| Livia Vlcek |
05/10/09 |
Livia walks slowly up to Allesondra, smiles and hugs the Angel tight. While she has her in an embrace, she pats Alle's back lightly and whispers quietly in Alle's ear.
"Love you, you crazy Angel!"
Hopefully Alle wouldn't find the note stuck to her back that said 'I heart vampires! Kiss me if you are one!' for a few minutes. At least long enough for Livia to get out of the country. |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/15/08 |
**He thinks about his choice for a long time.** I want...black Raspberry with hot fudge on it. |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/13/08 |
**He frowns for a moment.** Damon is kinda sary sometimes. |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/12/08 |
**The tears dry up real quick at the mention of ice cream. Julian nods** I like black raspberry with fudge on it. It is soooooo yummy. **He reaches for her hand** |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/12/08 |
**He starts to cry harder.** You think I have cooties! I wan my moooommmmy!!! Moooooooommmmmyyyyyy!!!!! |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/12/08 |
**Looking up at her, with tears still coming out of his eyes, he was confused a bit.** My mommy would hug me, and tell me it would be okay, and then give me some candy. |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/12/08 |
**He shrugs** I don't know where to go. Damon told me to come with him, and I don't know where he went. **A look of horror crosses his face** I'm...Looooooooooost! **He starts to sniffle, a tear tracking down his little cheek.** |
| Julian Montgomery |
11/12/08 |
**He walks over and pulls on your pants leg to get your attention.** Are you Alley? |
